Close Encounters.....with COPS! [Share your stories!]

[Stangfriik]

Now that I'm done growing for the time being, I feel a little more comfortable sharing this.

It was around noon one day and I was outside with my daughter pushing her on her swingset. There is a parking lot behind my house and I noticed there were some really plain looking cars all parked together. I then notice there were a couple marked cop cars in between them. I finally realized that the rest of the cars were unmarked cop cars.

One by one guys started getting out with camo fatigue pants and grey shirts. Slowly more and more cars pulled up totally about 10-12 unmarked and 5-6 marked cars. At this point I txt'd my wife who was inside to come out and get our daughter and leave the house. I noticed all the guys were walking away from my house but couldn't tell where they were heading. As my wife left, she told me on the phone that they were all huddling by a building across the street.

At this point, I'm peeking through the windows freaking the fuck out. I had all my jars of bud sitting in the sink ready to flush down the disposal. I didn't have anything else growing except 1 mother.

A few more cars pull up and about 5 guys gather out in the parking lot just looking around. I literally thought I was about to have a heart attack. I start getting ready for work early as I just wanted to get the fuck outta there.

After I get out of the shower, I then noticed a swat truck pull up and just sit there with the engine one. So now I'm really frantic. The guys finally shut the truck off walked about 100ft and sat at the base of a tree. He finally gets up and walks toward the place that the rest of them were.

A few minutes passed by that seemed like an hour and I noticed all of them walking down the street on front of my house pointing at various stuff. They then proceeded down the road and never came back. I guess they had some sort of meeting in one of the buildings down the road but the parking lot was the only place where they could all park.

Definitely not a fun experience.

[[CCAC]BudRox925]

Well one time me and my friends were blazin in a public restroom in a park after dark. I was sketchin hard core cause I swore I heard a car roll up on the driveway that passed by the restroom. When we are done my two friends go out before me to see if anyone is there. And my friend dashes back in going "fuck its the cops". This bastard was parked in the parking lot looking out of his car and he shined the light on my friends right before they got back in the bathroom. We come over and he smelled the weed coming from the bathroom as if the three of us in there at the same time wasn't suspicious enough. He asked who drove there and gave them a dui test to see if they could drive and when he passed he said "im not going to bust you go get your shit and get the fuck out of here". Turns out our shit was 1.5 oz between us and 300 dollars.
To the second encounter by myself. I'm postin on a long backroad that is parallel to an apartment complex where all sorts of cars park. Anyways... I have smoked weed there many a time in my car not giving a fuck that the ppl in the apartments can see me clear as day. This particular night I wasn't smoking but was posted there waiting to pick up a friend, and this fucker's backyard spotlight lit up the fucking street and I saw him looking in my direction. I got somewhat sketched by it but decided to post there still cause I wasn't high. Well time passes and I see the crown vic headlights creep coming the other way and as soon as the pig saw my car he shined his light in my car and I was like a deer in fucking headlights... well he flipped a bitch and I had about a gram of weed and my bong. He walks up to my window says the neighbor called and said I was smokin weed cause I guess this fuck had seen me a few times and from the words of the cop "was fed up with it" (dickhead). Well he said he smelt the weed so i gave it to him. Long story short he made me stomp the weed and never searched the car so I got to keep my nice glass and no possession charge so I was relatively happy. I've been rolled on a few more times for traffic/pedestrian reasons by this cop and he is the most laid back fuck on the local force. I've been saved many a court date because he was so chill. These are just a few of my cop stories, they all didn't end as well as these...

[blazn_up]

we were wayyy outa the small city i live in in a lil village in the wopwops.

well me n several mates wer parked up on this country road at the bottom of a mates driveway having bongs when we see a car coming. but oh no it doesnt go past us, it stops right infront of my car and then i see the dreaded lights on the roof. dam. my mate in the passenger seat just chucks the full bong under his seat but i didnt care . the cop gets out and tells me to come talk to him. then he asks "have you been racing up this road? ive had complaints from residents!" (which is werid coz its a farm place with the houses several miles apart). so im like ahh no? and hes like "well im gonna have to get you to revv your car so i can see if its loud." so i go and rev my car and it isnt that loud and hes like oh. and leaves us to it. needless to say we refill the bong and return to blazn

come on he'd have to know what we were duin with a full car load in the middle of nowhere parked up right????

[foxmeister]

Some of you guys just need to be CAREFUL. If you get charged for something you could have easily avoided by being cautious thats just depressing. I don't want to see any innocent tokers locked up for not taking the neccesary precautions, its just sad. Just watch out for yourselves guys.

[sippin' codiene]

ive shook the feds to many times but i guess this one would have to be the closest call:

quick note: we were drunk as hell, underage, driver had no license, and we had 3 open alcoholic beverages open in the back seat.

one day me and my friend were driving around throwing eggs at people on the sidewalks and on the bike lane. we were on are last egg and we see this business woman outside of her car, so i grab the egg and throw a fucking 2 seam fastball straight to her dome!!!( i have the mental image in my brain and it still makes me laugh).

anyways the girl apperantly follows us to the mall and when we hit a stop light, i just see the bitch at my window yelling right in my face. she was literally an inch away from my face just yelling "you fucked with the wrong person" and all that stupid stuff. and when she was doing that there was about 4 cop cars just posted up right next to us just watching. so the light turns green and we just try to leave as quick as possible when one of the cops (who was on his bike) flashes his lights.. so my friend somehow went to the opposite side of the road and did a crazy ass u turn. like street racer status. and since the cop was on a bike it couldnt do a u turn so we shook him crazy hard and laughed it off.

story of my life

[climbingtrees]

me and this other kid were blazing in my car by a movie theater, we have the bowl down when some guy comes to a bench about thirty feet away from the car and sits down for a cigarette, we leave the bowl down and just stop to see what he is doing and whether or not he noticed us, he changes position and his coat comes open and there is a police badge, he then looks at us staring. I see it and freak out and pull out and leave. nothing happened to us. but i think he knew and just didnt feel like writing us a ticket.

[iz88]

Me and a buddy were in my car (high as hell) driving around, and I missed a turn. So, i turned around made the turn within a block (i turned around just after I missed my turn). as it turns out, i was on a one-way street when I turned around and (apparently) near the cop shop. I got pulled over (still not understanding why, and starting to force myself to sober up)

side story, first time I ever drove with pot, my buddy (after smoking several bowls with me), throws a pill bottle full of pot and the bowl into my glove box and had trouble shutting it. he eventually slammed and we went on being high and driving (lolz). We decided to have another bowl and my buddy reached into the glovebox and pulled out the bowl, but couldn't find the bottle of weed anywhere. We freaked out pulled over and put on a 10 min search for the weed. We eventually found it in what we now call it "the G-Spot".
end side story

so we had already stashed the bowl and (I thought) my budy put the weed in the g-spot as well. so the cop comes to the window (sees the beer in the back seat, I didn't realize it was there as my brother had borrowed the car the night before, and I'm underage = legitimate search)

so officer gets us out of the car, searches the glove box for open bottles (he was definitely looking for weed) and didn't find anything but reported the smell of marijuana emanating from the glove box

so officer pats us each down (my budy got arrested for the 3.5 grams in his pocket), but the officer never found the bowl in my glovebox. he threatend with dogs and all that but, they never found. anyway, i got arrest for possesion of alcohol by a minor.

the next day when I went to pick up my car (which had been impounded), i found the bowl back in the g-spot.

I mean the officer spent 15 min in my glovebox, and I didn't modify anything... his partner didn't find anything either.

they were mad as hell when we told them we didn't have any smoking devices on us, they kept asking.

But, I win, and now I don't drive with anything other than joints or blunts

peace out, keep it real

[Fluffy Fluff]

This one time I was coming home from a party really late (like 3am) and I stop at a gas station to pick up a dutch and twist one up.

So anyways I'm driving along tokin and listening to tunes when a cop passes me and I see in my rearview that he turned around to get on my ass because I had no front plate (NY state law). So he's creepin on me for like 3 miles and I know he's going to flip his lights, so i'm like OMG WTF DO I DOOOOOO. Should I eat this fucking blunt or what? So he flips his lights and in a last ditch attempt I just crush it up and put it under the driver side floor mat.

So he gets up to the window and immediately has me get out cause the car wreaks of weed. He's like ok we're gonna search it just give us whatever's there cause if we find anything you're going to jail and I'm like I was smoking in my car before (not true) that's why it smells like that. So anyways they are looking through or whatever and they find my sisters painkillers which they thought I took and 3 bottles of vodka in the trunk (I was 18 at the time). I didn't know about this cause I borrowed my moms car for the night.

Anyways they never found it, they were convinced the smell was coming from the back of the car, and never looked under the mat , and I could have gotten a ticket for driving under influence of weed or whatever. I end up getting a couple tickets for dumb violations and thats that. MAAAAAAAAD scary.