Close Encounters.....with COPS! [Share your stories!]

[SimonSaysChill!]

Originally Posted by new buddy

OMG im stoned and was in need for a thread like this since something happened to me only a few hours ago...


I was smoking a blunt in the woods on a path near my suburban neighborhood... I was smoking way on the trail and I hear two women walking down and talking so I think "These are just housewives they won't saying anything to the cops till they get home and ill be long gone by the time they get home" so stayed so I could continue smoking this blunt (which BTW is was rolled with ome of the best weed I have ever smoked). So I'm smoking away and the women are getting closer and closer so when they turn the corner they're wearing there blue uniforms, i just got walked up on by lady cops.

So i clip the blunt REAL fast and put it into my pocket when it was still a little cherried but i couldn't stop riding so i ride so fast out the woods and onto the side street and i can here them yelling for me to stop and then they call in cars to find me and i just dip into a burger joint and had the best burger and strawberry shake of my life... by the time i got out i figured they were gone so i would ride home. I aw 2 cops on the way home and they bugged me out... i got home and go on the computer to look for this thread


sorry if this was like weird idk im mad stoned

HAHAHA holy fuck. thats intense man.

[DaN-]

I have posted this before, but I'll post it again for the sake of keeping this thread going.


(Kinda long)

This happened like two-three months ago.

I was riding in a jeep with 5 other "friends", we were headed to go smoke a couple of blunts. A couple of blocks away from where we planned to smoked, we get pulled over for having to many passengers in the car and mainly because of our moronic friend who was sitting on top of the back seat of the car, basically hanging out of it(the top was down). (We told the dumbass to sit down because of the cops, but he choice not to listen to us.)

So as I see the cop pulling a U-turn and lighting up his sirens, I spring into action. I take the two dime sacks out of my pocket, take my shoe off and place the bags under the sole of my shoes. I couldn't quite get my shoe completely back on though and since the back seat was packed, it was a struggle to get it on. The cop saw me struggling and asked me what I was doing, I replied I was tying my shoe. He kept a mental note of it, I assume. After talking to the driver in private. The cop instructed all of us to get out of the car 1 by 1. My moronic friend who we got pulled over because got out 1st. The cop told us that he had the right to search us because he saw tiny pieces of weed on the floor of the car. My moronic friend was to stupid to even hide the bud before we got pulled over and the cop found it on him. He got cuffed.

While he was getting cuffed this is when my other friend who is a real good friend of mine, lets call him M, went into motion and carefully took the two dime sacks out of his pocket and stuck it in his boxers real slick like w/o letting the cop see him and perfect timing because the cop called back up and they just arrived. It was 1 K9 Unit, and two other cop cruisers. M got searched next and according to him while the cop was frisking him the bags fell to his knees, but since he had skinny jeans on the cop wasn't able to feel them. They didn't find anything on him. I thought he was fucked for sure.

The passenger in the front seat also had a bag on him, but hid it some where in the car and the cops weren't able to find it. My other friend got searched to, but he had nothing on him. I was left last and my heart was racing. The cop frisked me and searched my pockets. He told me to take my shoes off and kick my feet back.(He knew I was fucking around with my shoes earlier) I took my left shoe off 1st and kicked my foot back. He searched my sock and then slammed my shoe against the concrete so if anything was stuck by the top it would come down. I then took my right shoe(where i placed the bud) off and kicked my foot back, he searched my sock and then *MOMENT OF SILENCE* he slammed my shoe against the pavement and looked at my shoes and NOTHING! He didn't find it. I was literally speechless. I was so relieved I put my shoe back on and sat on the curb as the happiest man alive. The cops took our information and we left.


I don't talk to the kid who got cuffed anymore btw.

[DaN-]

Originally Posted by JWU_toker

But for some reason we couldnt find the blunt that we threw in the box

You've Been hit By A Smooth Criminal.

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LoL. I just thought your last part of your post was funny and I couldn't resist.

[JWU_toker]

I got another story that happened this past year.

I was chillin with my boy on the 3rd floor of my house. He lived up there and I lived on the first floor. So anyways we were chillin, smoking some bowls before i had to leave for work. I didnt feel like taking the bus so I asked him if he could bring me to work and Id hook him up with a free sandwich (I worked at Subway). So he says yea and we chill for another 30 minutes and then we bounce. We get into his car and hes "like did I bring my weed?" cuz he was gonna go to his friends house after he dropped me off. So he checks his pockets and he doesnt have his bowl or his bud but he says watever cuz he was gonna drink at his boys house anyways.

So were pull into the street and we see someone running towards the car but my boy doesnt notice till were already driving away. We turn onto a main street and were driving towards the high way when he sees a cop behind us. The cop pulls us over and theres two in the car. They come up to the windows and tell us both to get out and empty our pockets. They ask if we have anything illegal on us and we say no. They search us both. Then they handcuffed him and put him in the back of the car. About 3 more cars pull up and they tell me to get in the back of one. So were both sittin in the cars and the cops are askin us questions. I guess there was an armed robbery in a house on my street and my friends car matched the description of the car they got away in.

So at this point im about 30 minutes late for work and I can hear my phone vibrating cuz its on top of the car. And the cops wont let me call my job to tell them wats happening. Next thing I know I see anther cop car park across the street with someone in the back. I guess it was the victim or a witness. The tell me to get out of the car so the person can ID me. The cop shines a flashlight in my face so the guy can get a better look but I didnt look like one of the suspects. THen i see my boy get out of the car and I see the cop in the front seat give a thumbs up. In my head im thinking o man hes fucked. Which I found kinda funny because my boy has really bright orange hair so unless the suspect was a ginger it couldnt have been him. But luckily neither of us got arrested.

Then I called my job and my boss and told them wat happened so I didnt get fired. The cops didnt even explain wat was going on though. We heard about the armed robbery the next day. And my boy said the cops threatened to stick a flashlight up his ass if he didnt shut up.

[tmayu2]

Ok i got one.

Many years ago when i was 16 me and two friends (and a kid i didnt know) just picked up a quad and a cigar we went to this place in my neighborhood back in the woods that seemed straight at the moment. you could still see some houses but not very well. It was also superbowl sunday btw so me and my friends were gonna get high and watch the game. since we only had one cigar i put about 5 gs in it and rolled it up. We started smoking and laughing and talking and shit not suspecting a thing. about a quarter way thru the blunt everyone was baked already and luckily the one kid idk saw the cop working his way thru the woods. I froze for a second having to decide wether to run or try to hide the shit. Me and my best friend ran like mad and i still had the blunt in my hand hit it a couple more times flicked it and ditched the rest of the weed. the pussy kid i didnt know just stood there. The cop started yelling at us to stop and shit like they always do. We ran for about a mile with the pig chasing far behind us we lost him at the other end of the neighborhood. Then we got my dad to drive us back to my friends house and on the way back we saw the pussy in handcuffs along with a k9 suv. lol we got really fucking lucky wouldnt it suck to be chased down and attacked by a fucking german shepard.

[Candianstoner]

A few months ago me and my buds were blazin a blunt in a park , when we see this cop drive by so were all like fuck this , and start walking with the blunt when the cop does a u-turn and drives right F**** towards us cutting through the soccer field with lights and all . Luckly we were on the roach so i just tossed it then the cop yells get your F***** hands on the hood . Then he's like "whos got weed i can smell it " then my buddy was like wow dude bad timing we just finished then he searches his bag finds his bong and was like "wow you got bong water in here you should clean that" . Then out of shock to us all he says "Oh looks like you don't have any eggs , well have a fun night " and just leaves. We were all like WTF just happen , apparently a bunch of kids were egg'n houses . F**** trippy shit !

[new buddy]

Originally Posted by tmayu2

Ok i got one.

Many years ago when i was 16 me and two friends (and a kid i didnt know) just picked up a quad and a cigar we went to this place in my neighborhood back in the woods that seemed straight at the moment. you could still see some houses but not very well. It was also superbowl sunday btw so me and my friends were gonna get high and watch the game. since we only had one cigar i put about 5 gs in it and rolled it up. We started smoking and laughing and talking and shit not suspecting a thing. about a quarter way thru the blunt everyone was baked already and luckily the one kid idk saw the cop working his way thru the woods. I froze for a second having to decide wether to run or try to hide the shit. Me and my best friend ran like mad and i still had the blunt in my hand hit it a couple more times flicked it and ditched the rest of the weed. the pussy kid i didnt know just stood there. The cop started yelling at us to stop and shit like they always do. We ran for about a mile with the pig chasing far behind us we lost him at the other end of the neighborhood. Then we got my dad to drive us back to my friends house and on the way back we saw the pussy in handcuffs along with a k9 suv. lol we got really fucking lucky wouldnt it suck to be chased down and attacked by a fucking german shepard.

Isn't a quad only 4 gs?? or did u mean a quarter? where im from 4gs is called a quad...

[tabbit]

Me, S, and his girlfriend J get to our friend R's apartment, which is full of the usual occupants that live there. Me and S (J doesn't smoke, but doesn't care about it) smoke R and his roomies out on a few bowls of dank to which they match us a pretty fat reg blunt with codeine on it. We're in for it now. So Me and S finish smoking, chill for about an hour, and decide to leave.

We leave R's and I begin making the drive back to my apartment. I get a little lost on the way home since I'm in a part of town I don't know so well. What it came down to was this: I was in the left turn lane to go under a highway overpass and S informed me that I needed to make a right at this street instead. I was still far from the intersection and applied my brakes to let (it was late at night) the 2 cars on my right pass me so I could move all the way over. I switch lanes and continue to cruise down to the light, signaling and making my right. I'd like to point out that after I switched lanes I noticed a car following me in my rear view mirror fairly closely, it would move over lanes right after I moved over. I figured he was trying to get around me, but he kept getting right back behind me and tailgating me. After I made the right, the car flicked on it's police lights and proceeded to make a traffic stop.

I give him my license, but am unable to find my insurance card. Earlier, that same day, I actually decided to move it to another spot in my wallet, it was behind another card in my wallet. Cop asks me why I was driving like 'that' to which I respond I was lost and intended to make a right instead of the left I was about to make. The bastard was fishing for me, but I wasn't gonna let him hook me tonight. He asked if I was taking any medications, I said no. He asked if I had been drinking, since my eyes looked a little red. I told him no. Eventually he realizes there's nothing really he can do, I was simply lost and had to cross all lanes (I did so safely, I might add. I was going under the speed limit and paused before moving into another lane. I normally don't drive this courteous lol.) or risk turning a direction I don't want to go. He lets me go with just a warning to pay attention at night when driving. I almost forgot to stop at the stop sign when exiting the parking lot we were in haha. I didn't notice it at the time, but some time during the questioning another cop car had pulled up and was waiting there in case the other officer needed back up.

I hate dealing with law enforcement. I got more stories, but I'll save them for another post. This one is already long enough.

[DaN-]

Originally Posted by new buddy

Isn't a quad only 4 gs?? or did u mean a quarter? where im from 4gs is called a quad...

A quad(quarter pound) is 4 ounces.

[tmayu2]

sorry bro but a quad is 7 grams

[WickedScrew]

This one is alright

It was winter,around 10pm and me and my boy had 2g's and we went up to our friends favorite spot
he had just passed away so it helped ease the pain well on the way up to the spot, it's kind of a hike. we stop and light a bowl but then we see these two figures enter the woods and we stopped and we heard them talking. We couldn't understand what they were saying so we moved a good distance farther and stood there searching for them then about 50 feet away someone screamed
"hey you freeze"
and we hear someone moving so we turn and sprint about 200 yards up a hill in the woods during the freezing cold I was grabbing onto trees just to pull myself up this hill. we turn around and there is no sight of the people behind us. we quickly scramble into a apartment complex and I call my friend up who just so happened to be at the mall down the street so he picks us up and we scan the parking lot where our car is for cops. no site of any so we get in there hop in the car and punch it. we get to the exit of the complex and i turn around to see a cop going right into the parking lot we just came out of

shit that was an intense night

[O'Langley]

Originally Posted by tmayu2

sorry bro but a quad is 7 grams

That's a quarter.

[tmayu2]

yea quad quarter same thing i guess you can call a qp a quad to whatever...

[ElmooLovesPott]

Originally Posted by Engel Des Todes

So your parents called the cops on you? That's fucked up.

Word, even when i would run away for days at a time, my parents would never call the cops on me, they knew i would come back, cant get away from there good food

Anywhoo, this is my close encounter with a cop. It all started when I ran away from home, whenever I would run away I would always go to my friend Cee's crib, because his mom was soo cool, and she smoked budd too. So anyway i was selling at the time, and had about a quarter stashed away, so I grab that and take the bus to my friends house. We cop a pack of grape dutches, and head back to his place. So we are scrolling in his room, when his mom comes in and says to light her up, jokingly i said throw down some bread, she always smoked us up, and we smoked her up. But to my surprise she said I got somthing better, and to get in the whip. So the 3 of us hop in, and proceed to smoke 3 beautiful 2g L's. And about halfway through the sife, a cop rolls by, we had the shit hotboxed too, and we proceed to pull out behind him, so it doesnt look to hot. Anyway we continued to drive to Burger King, and we drove behind him the whole way, while smoking the rest of the L's. And when we get there he parks in the 7/11 right next to burger king. He gets out and walks up to us. We are getting out of the car, and he approaches us and says, nice night huh ? Meanwhile our eyes were FUCKED. And we proceed to go into burger king, when he stops me, and says come here. So I do and he looks directly in my eyes, and says "I know the deal, I was a kid once too. We both chuckled and parted ways. And Cee's mom got mad Burgers, lmaoo what a great weekend

Holy shit, this is one of my longest posts, lmaoo.

[oneblownaZn]

so it goes like this....

i was in chile with a homie, he was like hey lets roll a fatty to celebrate. we hit up the park and light this bitch up. take couple hits and he goes, hey cops. and im like okay so what, always cops in this park (gang of ppl celebrate there after soccer games) anyways i turn around and all i see is them getting out. im like shit, put out the blunt and set it on the bench (not wanting to have it on me) anyways, some douche bag cop comes up interigating us for like 5 mins in spanish... asking us if we had drugs on us, did drugs, and if we had a visa and some other bullshit. whle this is all happening some other dumbass cop looks at the bench, and sees this swisher, picks it up and smells it....


this is when my high is kicking in and im like shit. ima end up on that fucking show locked up abroad....


but suprisingly he was just like...TABACCO.


so shit. they end up leaving, and im like hella sketched out. seeing my whole life prety much flash in front of me. well not really but yeah i pretty much shit myself. luckily we finished that blunt, thinking about how we were almost locked up in south america. FUCk man, that is the one day that a FAT blunt saved my life....cuz it looked like a cigar.