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Offspring · #31 (**permalink**) 08-23-2004, 06:28 AM

I am a beginner so not much has happened to me. Anyways, i got stoned one time in a forest-like area and all my friends left for various reasons. Anyways, i had no rush to go anywhere so i stayed sitting on a log for a while. Eventually, i got up and proceeded to walk home by myself. The freaky part is, aside from the path, everything was black, completely dark. I know it doesnt sound very scary but when it happened to me i wanted to curl up in a corner but i didnt know where to curl up...so i just eventually got out of the forest and resumed my day.

s0ad05 · #32 (**permalink**) 08-23-2004, 05:30 PM

I was smoking a bowl on my porch about 2am and my dad walks out of his room and i dropped my bowl and couldn't find it for like an hour!

Zeppelin Joint · #33 (**permalink**) 08-30-2004, 08:12 PM

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Originally Posted by herbsman 4:20

one time me and some friends were looking for some bud. but our usuall dealer was dry and he gave us the number of one of he's friends that had weed to sell. so we call the guy and he seems real cool.when we get to his house 2 of my friends decide to go in and me and the 2 others decide to wait outside. so me and my friends are just chiilin in front of the guys house waiting for our friends to come out with our weed. then all of a sudden we hear this guy yell from inside the house "Give me the money or i'll fucking stab your eye out!" so me and the 2 other guys are just freaking out an before we have time to think we see our friends run out of the house, and a guy behind him with a GUN! and another guy with a bat, shit!! and they started chasing us but we already had a head start and we lost them in the alley. it was so crazy because it all happend so fast. and we all lost 10$ but i almost shit myslef when i saw that gun.

When this kid stole me and my friends money ($160) for acid we broke into his step moms house and stole some things then raided his dads 50 site grow op. It was pre-mature bud but we turned most of it into hash.

If i were you i would give him a little vandalism to show him he can't get away with things like that with no consequences.

Highbinder · #34 (**permalink**) 08-30-2004, 10:31 PM

I've only (luckily) had a few police scares and nothin' else.

Oh wait there was this one time me and my mates were just chilling in my shed and theres a knock at the door. It ends up being this dude I know from highschool with his brother so we let em in. So I'm sitting there on one of the couchs and he pulls out an 1/8th of speed and a couple of Es. Me and my buddies are totally fucked from smoking for about five hours so I'm like wtf maaan.. And then they start taking lines. Probably not that scary but I'm not into other drugs and especially when its on my property. Don't want some chump passing out in my shed or being caught. Anyway like I said it was prolly only scary cos we were so fucking stoned

Foreman · #35 (**permalink**) 08-31-2004, 01:07 AM

A couple nights ago I was goin to get my stash (I keep all paraphinelia in a zip lock) which is on the ground and under this big closet thingy and as soon as I reach for it a fucking scorpian runs right where I was reaching. And it was one of those small tan ones that can kill you like that. So after i kill it i packed a bowl and forgot all my troubles.

Opivy · #36 (**permalink**) 08-31-2004, 05:04 AM

nice sig, gotta love wynonas big bron beaver

chiefdubleblunt · #37 (**permalink**) 08-31-2004, 05:06 AM

got arrested......scariest thing ever.......gettin chased by 4 cops and half the fire department.....one who runs a 5 minute mile.........gettin tackled into a car........at 1 in the mornin blazed.......worst experience ive ever had.....

Zeppelin Joint · #38 (**permalink**) 09-03-2004, 08:02 AM

what about 2 nights agoe when i did DXM for the first time at 7mg/kg and 45 minutes after injesting it and 10 minutes after some weed i had a off duty cop screaming at me and my friend about how he smelled weed and that he wanted to take us in for drug tests. But then after going down stairs we had a paranoid night of tripping.

Solitaire · #39 (**permalink**) 09-06-2004, 07:05 AM

I think a lot of things that would never be scary sober are terrifying when stoned. For example... I got lost in a Wal*Mart... and I was really fucked up. I ended up crying in the bathroom. It was bad.
I've had some scary shit happen though for real. Just assholes hasseling us and trying to rob us. I'm not a fighter, but since I turned 18 I've been carrying a gun. Just in case. I just feel safer. Especially with all these shit head friends of a friends dealer things...

StraightTrippin · #40 (**permalink**) 09-06-2004, 09:58 AM

dang...some scary ass shit goin on...l must admit..mine seems a lil docile compared to some...but it scared the shit outta me and my friend.

So...mines is as follows: We were smokin in a stairwell that is outside of a building behind some bushes, so its secluded and no one can see the area we go to. So we smoke and we're just chillin relaxin....at this time it was already dark, like 9:30 at night. So we're near downtown so there is this shuttle service that drops people off to their cars in the neigborhood that we wer ein. So the thing drives past us and we figure it was just them dropping someone off. Then a van that looks like the shuttle passes again 2 more times. So I'm thinking wtf?? Then I hear high heels running past the stair well and yelling and crying..."its me...STOP, Its me....don't leave!!!". Some lady runs up to the van and jumps in. I notice it was a security van for the area. Then I kinda hear here from the open window of the van say, its that car there...the one without the lights on. So then I see this car with its lights off speed past us, make a u turn, and speed away.

I was soo fucken freaked out. I think it was like a guy stalking a lady or something like that.

adamBC · #41 (**permalink**) 09-06-2004, 07:49 PM

check my Worst Cop Ever?? thread on this same page.

jesus, i dont even know if im going to press charges or try to do anything about, i totally just want to avoid anymore further contact with the police force if at all possible.

easy rider · #42 (**permalink**) 09-06-2004, 08:02 PM

why would you smoke with a bum......?... wtf... you couldnt pay me enough to do that...

the scariest thing wouold probably be when me and a couple buddies got chased by a werewolf... :|.... we were taking bong tokes in this park at like 2am and we are stashing the bong so we can come back in a bit and smoke... and i turn around and theres angry figure stomping towards us with like flashing lights on it and shit and it gets down on all fours and start galoping after us and shit at this point im half a mile away down the street which was hard enough in flip flops.... when my two buddies caught up we turned around and it was still fallowing us but it was walking.... which was fucked up because we covered like 5 mintues of walking in one minteu of running.... and this thing almost caught up to us walking ....you know like Jason & Mike Mayers just walk after everybody but they ALWASY Catch up to them even though the people are runing away from them.......

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bandit67 · #43 (**permalink**) 08-16-2008, 09:34 PM

one time me and my friend got baked and decided to go to Mickey D for some food. so then were going down the main street and the Mcdonalds is a right turn but my friend who was lit outta his mind is in the left lane to turn left. so im like "dude get in the right lane." so he swirves into the right lane and in front of a fuckin cop! so then were going down and im like "shit hes going to pull us over" then he did. he comes up and says "you know you were swirving ALOT back there, where were you boys heading?" we both have eyes as "red as the devils dick" and look down and are like " we going to mcdonalds, and were hungry " i kidd you not.. and he just says "k have a good night" but during this whole time i high as a kite and im freaking out like" omg he knows i blazed! he knows! he knows about the 1/8 in my pocket!!!"

GreenHit23 · #44 (**permalink**) 08-16-2008, 09:55 PM

Well me and my friend zach and my buddy jesse were just walking around just for fun around my area and it was real late and theres this long 4 way road that leads to an an intersection and you can see cars coming from miles. well they were doing construction around there and had those orange with white stripes cylinder barrel thingy and we put them all across the road in a straight line and ran into the bushy area in a abandoned house over,looking the road.
it was funny as hell. one person got out and moved it and went through along with people. when it was clear we did it again, actually three times. And zach decides that he wants to go down and and just watch them. the whole time he was laughing. not even in a minute theres a cop and gets out and questins zach. he uses a weird voice like a surfer would and said he was just walking back and thought it was comical and was standing there just watching. he said he didn't do it but that it was funny.

The cop lets him go and remind you, were watching from the overlooking house area and he comes back up and tells us what happend. well, being how crazy he is , he wants to do it again. and he does. Then we run to the other side where theres hills and all kinds of areas to escape if you needed and while we running along the side not visibly but still there, there was highway patrol men coming in both directions and some local cops and runnig throughout the area with lights on. We acted like sam fisher and tryed to book it back to my place. we were sneaking along side an personless house and a cop cars is coming toward us, so my two friends go straight forward to hide in a big ass bush, and i go sideways into the darkness and hilly area i jump this wooden fence and go around teh other side and finally see them hiding. we the proceed to take a sneaky route out of othere. Oh man it was crazy, there was so many cops, they were pissed too. we got lucky we weren't caught. because then they would know it was us since zach was just questioned about 45 minutes earlier.

Good times.

patentpending · #45 (**permalink**) 08-16-2008, 09:55 PM

I think the scariest time I was stoned was when I was on vacation in South America with my family(all 9 of us). I didn't bring any weed/para with me since we obviously flew but when I was down there I was hanging out on the street in a 3rd world country and I bought weed a few times and once I tried to buy a dimebag(the shits real cheap down there and barely illegal) and the guy I was buying from pulled out a knife(guns are hard to come by down there) and told me not to follow him(after i'd given him the money already) and so he got like half a block away and then started running and I picked up a rock and threw it at him but unfortunately it didn't hit him. I also almost got mugged there too when i was stoned. I made a few friends and we were in the street drinking cheap booze and a group of 5 guys was like 30 feet away and they stopped another guy(drunk going home from a bar) and the shoved him against the wall and started roughing him up and hitting him and then they took his wallet and everything and started heading my way and I was like "Oh SHIT!" and I ran back inside the hotels locking gate lol.

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#31 (permalink) 08-23-2004, 06:28 AM
Offspring Registered User Join Date: Aug 2004 Posts: 27	I am a beginner so not much has happened to me. Anyways, i got stoned one time in a forest-like area and all my friends left for various reasons. Anyways, i had no rush to go anywhere so i stayed sitting on a log for a while. Eventually, i got up and proceeded to walk home by myself. The freaky part is, aside from the path, everything was black, completely dark. I know it doesnt sound very scary but when it happened to me i wanted to curl up in a corner but i didnt know where to curl up...so i just eventually got out of the forest and resumed my day.

#32 (permalink) 08-23-2004, 05:30 PM
s0ad05 Burn One Down Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Chicago Posts: 859	I was smoking a bowl on my porch about 2am and my dad walks out of his room and i dropped my bowl and couldn't find it for like an hour! __________________ Signature removed for violation of the signature rules.

#34 (permalink) 08-30-2004, 10:31 PM
Highbinder If, I, Would, Could, You? Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Scotland Posts: 3,187	I've only (luckily) had a few police scares and nothin' else. Oh wait there was this one time me and my mates were just chilling in my shed and theres a knock at the door. It ends up being this dude I know from highschool with his brother so we let em in. So I'm sitting there on one of the couchs and he pulls out an 1/8th of speed and a couple of Es. Me and my buddies are totally fucked from smoking for about five hours so I'm like wtf maaan.. And then they start taking lines. Probably not that scary but I'm not into other drugs and especially when its on my property. Don't want some chump passing out in my shed or being caught. Anyway like I said it was prolly only scary cos we were so fucking stoned __________________

#35 (permalink) 08-31-2004, 01:07 AM
Foreman Assassin of Youth Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: So Cal Posts: 538	A couple nights ago I was goin to get my stash (I keep all paraphinelia in a zip lock) which is on the ground and under this big closet thingy and as soon as I reach for it a fucking scorpian runs right where I was reaching. And it was one of those small tan ones that can kill you like that. So after i kill it i packed a bowl and forgot all my troubles. __________________ Peter- Look theres a message in my Alphabits, it says OOOOOOOO. Brian- Peter, those are Cheerios. whats the officer, problem? "The cockroach can't walk because it has no marijuana to smoke."- La Cucaracha translated to english.

#36 (permalink) 08-31-2004, 05:04 AM
Opivy Nova Police Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Upper Baboons Asshole Posts: 4,347	nice sig, gotta love wynonas big bron beaver

#37 (permalink) 08-31-2004, 05:06 AM
chiefdubleblunt The Chief Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: negril Posts: 1,159	got arrested......scariest thing ever.......gettin chased by 4 cops and half the fire department.....one who runs a 5 minute mile.........gettin tackled into a car........at 1 in the mornin blazed.......worst experience ive ever had..... __________________ "Excuse me while I light my spliff, oh god i got to take a lift, from reality i just cant drift, thats why im stayin' with this riff" .. Bob Who da fuck?

#38 (permalink) 09-03-2004, 08:02 AM
Zeppelin Joint Registered User Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: BC Bud Country Posts: 1,006	what about 2 nights agoe when i did DXM for the first time at 7mg/kg and 45 minutes after injesting it and 10 minutes after some weed i had a off duty cop screaming at me and my friend about how he smelled weed and that he wanted to take us in for drug tests. But then after going down stairs we had a paranoid night of tripping. __________________ Sheet Man BC Bud, we make Americans stupid. Julian : Does the bible say anything about getting caught, drunk, dancing with strippers, does it!? Ray : Well the bibles open to interpretation Julian.

#39 (permalink) 09-06-2004, 07:05 AM
Solitaire Registered User Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Everywhere, Canada Posts: 18	I think a lot of things that would never be scary sober are terrifying when stoned. For example... I got lost in a WalMart... and I was really fucked up. I ended up crying in the bathroom. It was bad. I've had some scary shit happen though for real. Just assholes hasseling us and trying to rob us. I'm not a fighter, but since I turned 18 I've been carrying a gun. Just in case. I just feel safer. Especially with all these shit head friends of a friends dealer things... __________________ When I look back on all the worries I remember the story of the old man who said on his deathbed that he had a lot of trouble in his life, most of which never happened. --Winston Churchill*

#40 (permalink) 09-06-2004, 09:58 AM
StraightTrippin Slave To Da Ganj Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: The Place I Currently Reside Posts: 123	dang...some scary ass shit goin on...l must admit..mine seems a lil docile compared to some...but it scared the shit outta me and my friend. So...mines is as follows: We were smokin in a stairwell that is outside of a building behind some bushes, so its secluded and no one can see the area we go to. So we smoke and we're just chillin relaxin....at this time it was already dark, like 9:30 at night. So we're near downtown so there is this shuttle service that drops people off to their cars in the neigborhood that we wer ein. So the thing drives past us and we figure it was just them dropping someone off. Then a van that looks like the shuttle passes again 2 more times. So I'm thinking wtf?? Then I hear high heels running past the stair well and yelling and crying..."its me...STOP, Its me....don't leave!!!". Some lady runs up to the van and jumps in. I notice it was a security van for the area. Then I kinda hear here from the open window of the van say, its that car there...the one without the lights on. So then I see this car with its lights off speed past us, make a u turn, and speed away. I was soo fucken freaked out. I think it was like a guy stalking a lady or something like that.

#41 (permalink) 09-06-2004, 07:49 PM
adamBC Old School Stoner Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: BC (bud country) Posts: 3,993	check my Worst Cop Ever?? thread on this same page. jesus, i dont even know if im going to press charges or try to do anything about, i totally just want to avoid anymore further contact with the police force if at all possible. __________________ i've never had a dream in my life, because a dreams something you wanted, but still haven't pursued. i knew what i wanted, and did it till it was done, so i've been living the dream i wanted to be since day ONE.

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#42 (permalink) 09-06-2004, 08:02 PM
easy rider diggity dank! Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: The Evergreen State Posts: 1,460	why would you smoke with a bum......?... wtf... you couldnt pay me enough to do that... the scariest thing wouold probably be when me and a couple buddies got chased by a werewolf... :\|.... we were taking bong tokes in this park at like 2am and we are stashing the bong so we can come back in a bit and smoke... and i turn around and theres angry figure stomping towards us with like flashing lights on it and shit and it gets down on all fours and start galoping after us and shit at this point im half a mile away down the street which was hard enough in flip flops.... when my two buddies caught up we turned around and it was still fallowing us but it was walking.... which was fucked up because we covered like 5 mintues of walking in one minteu of running.... and this thing almost caught up to us walking ....you know like Jason & Mike Mayers just walk after everybody but they ALWASY Catch up to them even though the people are runing away from them....... .... __________________ The Lyrical Blunt Makes Me cough "I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me" - Hunter S. Thompson

#43 (permalink) 08-16-2008, 09:34 PM
bandit67 Registered User Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 4	Re: What is the scariest thing that ever happened to you while stoned? one time me and my friend got baked and decided to go to Mickey D for some food. so then were going down the main street and the Mcdonalds is a right turn but my friend who was lit outta his mind is in the left lane to turn left. so im like "dude get in the right lane." so he swirves into the right lane and in front of a fuckin cop! so then were going down and im like "shit hes going to pull us over" then he did. he comes up and says "you know you were swirving ALOT back there, where were you boys heading?" we both have eyes as "red as the devils dick" and look down and are like " we going to mcdonalds, and were hungry " i kidd you not.. and he just says "k have a good night" but during this whole time i high as a kite and im freaking out like" omg he knows i blazed! he knows! he knows about the 1/8 in my pocket!!!"

#44 (permalink) 08-16-2008, 09:55 PM
GreenHit23 No Rain Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Look up. Posts: 300	Re: What is the scariest thing that ever happened to you while stoned? Well me and my friend zach and my buddy jesse were just walking around just for fun around my area and it was real late and theres this long 4 way road that leads to an an intersection and you can see cars coming from miles. well they were doing construction around there and had those orange with white stripes cylinder barrel thingy and we put them all across the road in a straight line and ran into the bushy area in a abandoned house over,looking the road. it was funny as hell. one person got out and moved it and went through along with people. when it was clear we did it again, actually three times. And zach decides that he wants to go down and and just watch them. the whole time he was laughing. not even in a minute theres a cop and gets out and questins zach. he uses a weird voice like a surfer would and said he was just walking back and thought it was comical and was standing there just watching. he said he didn't do it but that it was funny. The cop lets him go and remind you, were watching from the overlooking house area and he comes back up and tells us what happend. well, being how crazy he is , he wants to do it again. and he does. Then we run to the other side where theres hills and all kinds of areas to escape if you needed and while we running along the side not visibly but still there, there was highway patrol men coming in both directions and some local cops and runnig throughout the area with lights on. We acted like sam fisher and tryed to book it back to my place. we were sneaking along side an personless house and a cop cars is coming toward us, so my two friends go straight forward to hide in a big ass bush, and i go sideways into the darkness and hilly area i jump this wooden fence and go around teh other side and finally see them hiding. we the proceed to take a sneaky route out of othere. Oh man it was crazy, there was so many cops, they were pissed too. we got lucky we weren't caught. because then they would know it was us since zach was just questioned about 45 minutes earlier. Good times. __________________ "Underneath the bridge The tarp has sprung a leak And the animals I've trapped Have all become my pets And Im living off of grass And the drippings from the ceiling It's okay to eat fish Cause they don't have any feelings."

#45 (permalink) 08-16-2008, 09:55 PM
patentpending Wat Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Lacey/Olympia Posts: 33	Re: What is the scariest thing that ever happened to you while stoned? I think the scariest time I was stoned was when I was on vacation in South America with my family(all 9 of us). I didn't bring any weed/para with me since we obviously flew but when I was down there I was hanging out on the street in a 3rd world country and I bought weed a few times and once I tried to buy a dimebag(the shits real cheap down there and barely illegal) and the guy I was buying from pulled out a knife(guns are hard to come by down there) and told me not to follow him(after i'd given him the money already) and so he got like half a block away and then started running and I picked up a rock and threw it at him but unfortunately it didn't hit him. I also almost got mugged there too when i was stoned. I made a few friends and we were in the street drinking cheap booze and a group of 5 guys was like 30 feet away and they stopped another guy(drunk going home from a bar) and the shoved him against the wall and started roughing him up and hitting him and then they took his wallet and everything and started heading my way and I was like "Oh SHIT!" and I ran back inside the hotels locking gate lol.