Holy shit. (Am I lucky or what?)

[Gitindizzi]

So I wake and bake every day, generally. I start smoking after my mom leaves for work at around 9:30.

Today I woke up, excited that I had a good amount of green, and some BackWoods cigars. I rolled myself a nice personal blunt on my balcony, smoking while watching videos on my laptop. Since I didnt have a lighter at the time, I decided to light the blunt with my stove and turned the microwave fan on. The blunt went out, so I re-lit it....then it went out again. I unrolled the blunt and dumped the rest of its contents out, because I was nicely baked.

So continued watchin the Paquiao/Hatton fight, then theres a knock on the sliding glass door behind me. My mom had came back!



So at this point, I had weed and cigars on my laptop, so I threw everything off of the balcony. Then she just went to the bathroom, and knocked again, saying 'goodbye'. I was smacked as shit at the time...but luckily I wasnt still smoking.

When she left again, And I was sure that she was gone, I went to the backyard and got my cigars and weed back. The contents of both bags were intact. So I rolled another blunt in celebration and Ive been smoking all day ever since.


I am so surprised she didnt see/smell anything...VERY close call.

Some higher power was definitely watching over me, lol.

Feel free to share your own 'Holy Shit' moments.

[Astroman21]

nice man. ive had those holy shit moments lol. one time right when i finished puttin away my bong from smoking my dad comes home and says, it smells like a skunk. haha but luckily he was leaving again, but i took a shower and chilled. those moments are def buzzkills for me haha.

[Gitindizzi]

Hell yes. I had just finished off that blunt. Soo gone. Definitely a divine intervention.

[Spliffy1]

When I was younger and I did it discreetly in my room I pretended to be really tired and go to bed earlier than usual. Once though my sister knocked on the door but I managed to get her to go away without coming in. Set my heart pumping though

[Gitindizzi]

I know that feeling. Ha.

[kstigs]

Yea, close calls are intense. You reminded me of some of my close calls with both cops and parents. Enjoy

[boobsaregreat]

= you?

[Gitindizzi]

Originally Posted by kstigs

Yea, close calls are intense. You reminded me of some of my close calls with both cops and parents. Enjoy

You should share one of those man.

[Bfitz99]

lol...it sucks that kids gotta hide that shit from the parents...im 21 and my parents never really gave a shit...as long as im doin good in school and have a job they dont care what i do

good job not gettin in trouble tho

[kstigs]

Originally Posted by Gitindizzi

You should share one of those man.

Alright man.

My parents don't know that I smoke so I usually try to smoke when they're not home or outside my house. My friend and I went for a car ride around my neighborhood. We decided to park near an old friend's house and pack my bubbler.

We each take about two hits each when this silver minivan passes by. The silver minivan stops about 15 feet down the road and then begins to turn around. At this point, I was slightly sketched out, so I handed my piece to my friend and began to turn the car around. Then, I see this parked blue hatchbak that I hadn't noticed before (I have no idea how long he was watching us) start to move towards my car. He was on my side of the road.

I was about to get out and yell at him when I look behind me and see the minivan still there, blocking our only other exit. At this point, I gently jump the curb and go onto some guy's lawn in order to get by the blue car. The guy in the blue car now opens his door (in order to try to block more of the road), gets out with a huge cigar in his mouth and then says, "I'm gonna get you."

One of the scariest experiences of my life. I figured out that the guy with the cigar most likely doesn't live in my neighborhood because I haven't seen that blue car anywhere in my neighborhood since, but now I'm deathly afraid of that side of my neighborhood.

To this day, I have no idea what they wanted. I guess they wanted to beat us up and take our shit, but they could've been trying to hold us until cops came. The only good that came out of it was I gained some confidence that I can handle myself in tough situations. I never hesistated and made very logical decisions in a high-stress situation.

[Gitindizzi]

Originally Posted by boobsaregreat

= you?

On so many levels.

[Gitindizzi]

Originally Posted by kstigs

Alright man.

My parents don't know that I smoke so I usually try to smoke when they're not home or outside my house. My friend and I went for a car ride around my neighborhood. We decided to park near an old friend's house and pack my bubbler.

We each take about two hits each when this silver minivan passes by. The silver minivan stops about 15 feet down the road and then begins to turn around. At this point, I was slightly sketched out, so I handed my piece to my friend and began to turn the car around. Then, I see this parked blue hatchbak that I hadn't noticed before (I have no idea how long he was watching us) start to move towards my car. He was on my side of the road.

I was about to get out and yell at him when I look behind me and see the minivan still there, blocking our only other exit. At this point, I gently jump the curb and go onto some guy's lawn in order to get by the blue car. The guy in the blue car now opens his door (in order to try to block more of the road), gets out with a huge cigar in his mouth and then says, "I'm gonna get you."

One of the scariest experiences of my life. I figured out that the guy with the cigar most likely doesn't live in my neighborhood because I haven't seen that blue car anywhere in my neighborhood since, but now I'm deathly afraid of that side of my neighborhood.

To this day, I have no idea what they wanted. I guess they wanted to beat us up and take our shit, but they could've been trying to hold us until cops came. The only good that came out of it was I gained some confidence that I can handle myself in tough situations. I never hesistated and made very logical decisions in a high-stress situation.

Wow.

A true Holy Shit moment. Ill smoke to that.

[Sok]

I love the fact that my mom and dad don't care that I smoke. Thanks to mothers that were around in the 1970's and fathers that don't really care. Well they care but in there minds its either I smoke in some sketched out place and have them not know or I smoke at the house and they know where I am. So... I guess I'm lucky, and the fact that I'm getting a medi card in Cali makes me one lucky fuck.

[Jaemercs]

do ou have a balcony right off of your room? if you do i wish i had one of those.. not just for smoking but for chillin out there lol

[Gitindizzi]

Originally Posted by Jaemercs

do ou have a balcony right off of your room? if you do i wish i had one of those.. not just for smoking but for chillin out there lol

Nah its in the kitchen.