Holy shit. (Am I lucky or what?)

[Gitindizzi]

Originally Posted by Sok

I love the fact that my mom and dad don't care that I smoke. Thanks to mothers that were around in the 1970's and fathers that don't really care. Well they care but in there minds its either I smoke in some sketched out place and have them not know or I smoke at the house and they know where I am. So... I guess I'm lucky, and the fact that I'm getting a medi card in Cali makes me one lucky fuck.

Damn, you are lucky man.

[Gitindizzi]

night bump.

[Flya Den U]

I hid a joint and a nick in the card slot cover of my dish network box for like 2 weeks
so after two weeks i smoke a bit of it and decide to hide the rest of it sumwhere else. The next day while i was in school, my dad and the cableman (dishman, watever) went in my room to upgrade the box, (actually i think it was a downgrade cuz we culdnt pay for it anymore... )

[llamaface]

haha yea i hate these moments.

so i burn a few bowls in while my parents are sleeping and my sister is at a party. everything is all good and i'm high as a muthapphukka. my sister comes home and i'm just not looking her in the eyes and staying aaway from her so she doesn't notice. she asked to use my laptop and ushualy i would tell her no but i was high so i was like go for it. i go to bed and an hour later she wakes me up because she saw my history and this site came up. so i'm still fucking riped and just go abruptly woken up and its like 3am and i have to explain that its i didnt go on it my friend did and just make shit up untill she finnaly belives me.

[Weezy D]

The other day i woke up and decided to do a little wake and bake. I sit on the couch and take one hit out of my bong. Its like 10AM. Then I hear someone knock on my apartment door. First thought is shit I smell like weed. I open the door and its this girl I used to work with who works at the apartments I live at. I look at her and she looks at my bong. Then I started to think of all the excuses that might work like I got in a car accident and hurt my neck and the doctor said I had to smoke to ease my pain because when I drive I have to look left and right you know because all of the other cars and how fast they are going and shit and, I forgot what I was talkin about.

[trip-n-balls]

damn dude thats pretty crazy, those both sound like some crazy close calls

[Gitindizzi]

Originally Posted by llamaface

haha yea i hate these moments.

so i burn a few bowls in while my parents are sleeping and my sister is at a party. everything is all good and i'm high as a muthapphukka. my sister comes home and i'm just not looking her in the eyes and staying aaway from her so she doesn't notice. she asked to use my laptop and ushualy i would tell her no but i was high so i was like go for it. i go to bed and an hour later she wakes me up because she saw my history and this site came up. so i'm still fucking riped and just go abruptly woken up and its like 3am and i have to explain that its i didnt go on it my friend did and just make shit up untill she finnaly belives me.

You have to lie to your own sister. Wow.

[Gitindizzi]

Originally Posted by weezy d

the other day i woke up and decided to do a little wake and bake. I sit on the couch and take one hit out of my bong. Its like 10am. Then i hear someone knock on my apartment door. First thought is shit i smell like weed. I open the door and its this girl i used to work with who works at the apartments i live at. I look at her and she looks at my bong. Then i started to think of all the excuses that might work like i got in a car accident and hurt my neck and the doctor said i had to smoke to ease my pain because when i drive i have to look left and right you know because all of the other cars and how fast they are going and shit and, i forgot what i was talkin about.

haha:d

[Gitindizzi]

bump

share?

[postblue]

Agesss ago, my best mate was sleeping over at mine. I got my older mates to buy us booze {i was like 16 at the time}, we were completely drunk, and had been smoking all day with other friends, so already baked. We smoked more, leaving spliff ends all over the place, being too fucked to even put them in the ash tray.

So, there we were, our eyes looking red and giving away we were stoned, two empty full sized vodka bottles on the table, smoke filling the whole room making it cloudy, spliff ends {or w/e you call them, lol} covering the table, and then guess what? My mum and dad walk through the door.

"get to bed, girls" my dad says. we were like, commmmpletely stoned, stuttering "ohh ok...like i need to look for my charger...i seriously need to ring someone yeah..."

it was around 5 in the morning.

My mate manages to pick up the spliff ends while their backs are turned cos their talking, i move the vodka bottles so you can't tel... shitting ourselves at the time.... and they just said

"Find your charger and see you in the morning babe, and Night (friends name)."

And walked off. I still can't believe it. We just sat there, and then starting pissing ourselves with laughter.

I think what saved us was the fact the house I used to live in with them ALWAYS stunk like weed, because my parents toke 24/7 so the smell was kinda...normal?

[rooney9]

ok so this is back in high school days

it was my final year.i just joined a new school,as i got kicked out my old one for possesion & consumption on property

so its my second day,and i brought a joint(DANK) to school(stupid,i know)....so its break,and i find myself a spot which seemed perfect.Its at the side of the school building,facing a main road..

alright cool,i sit down,joint and matches in hand...im about to spark up,when the goddam principle's face is staring the shit outve me....he was walking down the main road i guess(we're seperated by a fence)

so he sees the joint....cool as you like,i put the shit away and fuck off....he doesnt say a word..
so im shitting myself,and mingling around the other students..

get called to the office(already ditched everyting)

so im getting interogated,but i play it cool...deny deny deny
i told them the joint was a bank note(cos i had one on me)

they couldnt do shit

but i missed getting busted by mere seconds....imagine if i was quicker in lighting the j...

lo & behold,my holy shit moment

[NYC Diesel]

When I was younger I would smoke inside my parents house and just exhale out the window. To be extra careful, I did it late at night when I thought my parents would be asleep. So after smoking a lot of nice bud, I was just chilling and the time is about 1 am. So all of a sudden my dad walks in the room (of course i'm sitting hippy style) and asks me something, but i can't quite remember what he said. It scared the SHIT out of me, because i hadn't sprayed the room or put eyedrops in, with munchies on the table and my bowl was right next to me as well. After a verbally bombing it in front of my dad, he closed the door and went back to his room.

One of the biggest "holy shit" moments of my life for sure haha, other than the times i've been caught.

[Funkie]

Similar story here.
A couple years ago my parents went out of town so it was just me and my older brother home. (He doesn't know I smoke, and he'd probably tell my parents if he found out)
I came home late and my brother had put the dogs to bed and said he was going to bed.
So I waited about 15 minutes before I went outside to smoke a bowl.
I was just standing right outside the door downstairs when I heard a knock at the window.
I put everything in my pockets and blew the smoke down my shirt lol.
I turn around and he told me that the dogs were barking and to let them out if I was going to stand outside.

Very close call

[Puckett420]

Alright here we go-
So back in my highschool days my favorite thing to do would be to hot box my car. So anyways I was practicing my favorite pass time out on a dirt road one day in my truck (which by the way was a chevy S-10 that barely would start, but that's what I'd make do with).
So I was on about my 3rd bowl of the evening and I was using this foot long bamboo piece that I had made. So anyways I was in mid-hit with my face just glued to my bong when all of a sudden I happen to finally notice a truck pull up right beside me. Now keep in mind I was pretty faded so, but even still I don't know how I didn't notice him pulling up.
So much to my surprise I reacted fastly starting the car and peeling out up the road trying to lose him. I thought all was good until about 20 seconds later when I noticed this asshole was chasing me. He was right behind me flashing his high beams and shit, but I don't quite understand why at this point he was doing that.
Well I came upon a stop sign taking a hard right (I guess he thought I would stop so he almost cut me off and almost got T-boned right there, but I turned fast enough). I then preceded to curse loudly at him as I was accelerating off into the distance about "WHY IN THE FUCKING WORLD WOULD YOU BE CHASING A STONER... SERIOUSLY!"
Well long story short I hauled ass getting up to 90 mph before losing him. I guess he wasn't prepared to actually put any effort into that chase.
Definitely a oh shit moment for me and my first car chase. I never did find out who the fuck that was.

[Gitindizzi]

Originally Posted by rooney9

ok so this is back in high school days

it was my final year.i just joined a new school,as i got kicked out my old one for possesion & consumption on property

so its my second day,and i brought a joint(DANK) to school(stupid,i know)....so its break,and i find myself a spot which seemed perfect.Its at the side of the school building,facing a main road..

alright cool,i sit down,joint and matches in hand...im about to spark up,when the goddam principle's face is staring the shit outve me....he was walking down the main road i guess(we're seperated by a fence)

so he sees the joint....cool as you like,i put the shit away and fuck off....he doesnt say a word..
so im shitting myself,and mingling around the other students..

get called to the office(already ditched everyting)

so im getting interogated,but i play it cool...deny deny deny
i told them the joint was a bank note(cos i had one on me)

they couldnt do shit

but i missed getting busted by mere seconds....imagine if i was quicker in lighting the j...

lo & behold,my holy shit moment

smooth. DENY DENY DENY...wish i had been better at that, i wouldve gotten out of SERIOUS trouble