anyone been busted?

[Namynam]

my mom found me on this site and asked me if i smoked, i told her the truth then we had a long talk and all was good.

then like 2 weeks ago i smoked in my room, came down stairs but forgot to close my door lol. she must have smelt it and was like "what were you doing in your room" i was high and said nothing, not even thinking of wtf she was talking about then shes like "yes you were dont do it again" and that was the end of that. cept like 5 minutes later she told me i shouldnt be driving around with it.

[ch4s3r]

Thanks for jinxing me dude, i just got busted last night. I had this tight ass elephant sherlock pipe that got taken away and my rents aren't all that pissed, they just said not to do it anymore and have banned any of my friends they 'think' are potheads. oh well, i have an eighth left but no pipe to smoke!

[paul_revere6]

Sorrow for all you innocents out there that have had a run in with the morality cops. They could be busy catching dangerous people instead of hassling persons excising the right to "pursuit of happiness". Any way below is a true story of mine:

My wife has a female cousin that has worked in the drug busting department of local police.

One day she was at our home and we were standing near my utility room door. I used to keep my stash in the utility room.

The narc. cousin was telling me how it was great fun to raid people's homes in the small hours of the night, waking them up and shacking them down for what drugs they might have.

Well, I was shocked and thought "How would she like to come do that crap to me"?

I would like to hear more from the police about how they really feel about having to enforce the draconian irrational drug laws.

Peace,

[PizzaTheHut]

teh closest I've ever been to being busted wqas back in March.

There were 6 people in my living room, passing 5 2g blunts, when the University Courtyard (the apartment chain i live in) knocked on the door at 8 o'clock at night.

If i wer to get caught, I would be evicted immediately, and brought up on charges.


we wigged the fuck out....cause yes, they have keys to get in if needed (but can only use them with at least 24 hrs prior notice --> plenty of time to stash shit)


All they did was slid a letter into the crack of door saying my roommate needed to pay his rent.


We laughed for a good 30 m in afterwards.

[mike59271]

lets see...completely busted only once but alot of close calls lets see..

freshman year went to a friends had been lazy that week about stealth smokin, had just bought an ounce...mom called asked for me to come home sounded wierd so told my firend to hold my shit i was still stoned...got home and they brought out this huge pile of toliet paper unrolled...asked whats it for i said ehh fuck it and told them everything because i was caught and sure enoughthey did find my spoof and some lighters...they turned my room upside down while i was gone but never found the weed...which was in a cd case out in the open haha...but anyways got like house arrest parent style for about 3-4 months sucked balls...then

with the 5-0..first time ever high stoned out of my mind i was kneeling under a flood light and friend was putting in clear eyes and cop rolled around after som chit chat i convinced him we were takin a short cut...he wouldnt have had any right to search us anyways but he prolly knew we were high...

then hmm closest call ive ever had to date without being caught...

told my dad im going to a friends to study but went to another friends to smoke smoked up camde back home dads on porch...asked weres my book i said friend hads the same ones so i dont need em says he went there and i wasnt there then he went to other firend houses but came home..i said he wasnt home so i wentto my other friends to hang out he said ok and asked if i was smokin pot again...said no...asked to empty my pockets...actually i wasnt too scared i kept it together even though i had 4 grams, a pipe, lighter and clear eyes in my cargo pocket i handed him my wallet and bank book i had taken out about 150 in the 2 days before and he aksed whats it for i said to pay pepole back then just went back and forth but he got caught up in reading my transactions that he didnt realize i hadnt emptied all my pockets...so grandma calls and he says go clean your room so i run downstairs and hide everything that night i collected everything related to weed and put it in my backpack...gave weed and pipe to friends...tossed everything else...deleted all of my history and all my favorites (grr hating that i did that now) anyways cleared my comp of everything because he wanted to search it...nevrer did grrr...everything is fine now they act normal but i can tell thier sitll suspicous my mom always asks what im doin n shit...which brings me to my next story

smoked 2 bowls on my hatch and decideed to come back in didnt burn insence like usual or anything but was high mom walked in and smelled pot asked why it smells like weed...i say i dont know it smells like a skunk to me mom hahaahah so stoned...she says lemme look around turn on a light so i turn it really fast and make it look like it burnt out so shes like ok i hope you dont disapoint me...she kissed me goodnight and smelled my breath prolly smelled it because she looked really nervous when she backed up and looked at me..plus i had crazy cottomouth and hadnt put in clear eyes...err that night again i threw everything out haha those are the closest ive ever came but now im much more safe never smokin in my room again i love the shower trick its perfect so i do that now

[Sm0k3yMcp0t]

Damn fool sucks to be you. Your parents are up your ass eh? lol, i would recomend not smoking in your room ever, unless you are smart about it because it sounds to me that you havent been too careful and thats not the smart thing to do. Try sittin at a window and have a fan blowing out and blow the smoke into the back of the fan.. works great. Any ways the closest time i been to getting caught was when i was a sophmore in high school (good old days) and i had gone outside to wake n bake at my house parents home. I had a fat ass roach from a blunt of dro me and my friends had smoked while at a party the night before last. So i loaded a bowl walked outside and hit that shit about 6-8 times. I usually keep eyedrops in my room just in case and now was the time i needed them most. When i realized i had left them at a buddies house, i freaked because my eyes lookd like they were on fire, and of course i was blown out of my mind. I stayed in my room and chilled for a while in my rocking chair with the tv on and of course shit has to go wrong (mom walks in) and i immedietly played asleep in the chair. Mom goes over to me and shakes me and i say stop im tired and she leaves. I dont know why she left so quickly but almost as soon as she leaves and closes the door i open my eyes and she walks back in before i notice her and she asks i thought u said you were tired. Shit. Blood shot eyes, high as a mofo. She asks why my eyes are red. "I dont know i just woke up." I thought she knew for sure and i was pretty worried i would be grounded for the rest of my high school years. She walks out and comes back in and throws me some eyedrops and says must be allergies.

[smokegreen]

My two buddies and i were at the mall talking about how sweet it is that we never get caught when we smoke. We go back to our friends house right after the mall and after my friend had an argument with his mom whether he could come over or not.
We toke up and my friends mom walks downstairs 2 minutes after we finished. and we got the classic line "wheres the oust?" and when she asked us why were spraying oust we all said "it was musty" at the same time. so we thought we were set cause we had a good story. but we were all totally baked, could barely talk and were in the basement for "no reason" a month of grounding wasnt all that bad

[Rolling_Stoned]

Originally Posted by wee-one

I go suspended from school this past week, for the rest of teh school year, missing finals...

I was in gym, 9th hour, and the security told me to follow him to the locker room. I followed him to see my friend sitting in from of our locker with the cheif of police....

he told me to open the locker, i was like "o shit it have a half and a pipe in there, along with a RAZOR i cut blunts with!" so i opened it, i was shaking, he askeed if those were my clothes i said yes, he told me to take them out. I was like "well, there goes high school, and college". so i took out my clothes and my pipe fell out of my pant pocket. he searched me, my clothes and my backpack. They fould the pipe, the weed, and a lighter. We went upstairs to search my friends backpack, he had a pipe and about 5 grams.

We went to our assistant principals, the cop came in asked some questions, a lady came in and tested the weed with the purple chemical test-it turned purple. Then the cop came in tole me id have to take a chem dipendency class, and i have a court date Jun 25.

I found out by easdropping on the ass. principal and the cop that i wasnt even getting busted, someone snitched on my friend, so they just wanted me to take my pants out of my locker, and just my luck...the pipe fell out which gave them reason to search me....!?!!!

No i am going to get slapped with a $100 fine for the pipe and a $100 fine for the weed. then i would have to take chem dependency classes, and maybe have probation. And now this is on my record for job applications and resumes for college...errrrr

Thank God they did not find my razor in my wallet, i would have gotten expelled, failed all of my classes automatically, and be suspended next year....



well that is my story sory if i rambled...kinda stoned right now.

You should have kept your shit in your bag they cant search in there without a warrent

[sCaKmY]

Originally Posted by Rolling_Stoned

You should have kept your shit in your bag they cant search in there without a warrent

lol, are you serious? i hope not

schools can search anything you bring in, even if your car is parked on school grounds they can search it.

[TAburnout]

Originally Posted by scarymoose

a while back me and my friend stole his moms car and we went out driving at 12 oclock in the morning on a school night
first we smoked a few bowls out of a bottle pipe i made
and for some reason i kept the pen mouthpeice and ditched the bottle
then we went to wegmans(store) to get some food but only had like a dollar so my friend got a gatorade and i stole some coricidin while i went around looking for some endust( luckyly i didnt find it)
we then went cruising and just drove around town going 65 miles an hour
we drove around a while then found out we forgot the gatorade at wegmans so we went back but somehow went to the one on the otherside of town
as we were going inside some girl drove up and asked us if we were stoned and then offered us some cigs
after that we both drove away with the lights off and started heading home. when we got to the street we saw what we thought was this girl and decided to race her and went 75 down the street and then stopped when she was far enough behind and just our luck we were really racing the cops
they stopped us and asked for licence but we were both 15 so no lisence
they then searched us and found the pen i had and a empty bag and a lighter on me and a lighter and coricidin on my friend
they then searched the car and asked if we ever heard of endust, coricididen (cop couldnt pronounce it) and asked if we had ever smoked weed before
we both said it was our first time with weed and never tryed coricidin before
my friend said we went to wegmans and bought the coricidin but the cop didnt believe so called them up and had them search the video files and found us on tape stealing it
we then had both our mothers called and sat in the back of the police car for what seemed like hours and then my mom came and i went home
my friends mom hadnt come when i left so i dont know what happened with him

then i went home got bitched at and went to sleep
a month later when the police report got mailed to my parents i looked at it and we were so lucky that because it was a first offence wegmans dropped charges for stolen coricidin and we were given a warning

sorry for story being so long

Nice post man. Be careful out there though... street racing with no license....

Sorry to hear about all your troubles though guys ! I have nothing interesting except my parents found my bong once and my dad got kinda pissed

[Phils Junior]

ill share. Went out with my roomy to smoke 1 J near the fine arts buildings (college.) Pretty trippy place and really dark/secluded, was on a school holiday mind you. I actually had two joints in a cigarette pack. We smoked one, heard some key jingling. Walked the other way, cops were on us in 1min flat. Didnt have a chance to throw away the cigarette pack.

Moral of the story...people can smell ganj easier than you think. I always thought it was pretty undetectable outdoors, but not the case. From now on I am extra careful of the smell. Also, dont care more than you plan to smoke, and dont sit there forever blazing. Do it quick and get the fk out.

[2Packed]

Originally Posted by Phils Junior

I always thought it was pretty undetectable outdoors, but not the case.

Dude, are you kidding?

Haven't you ever walked past other people smoking?

The smell is uber strong

[emagdnim13]

the other day i smelled burning weed REALLY STRONG at a traffic light.

i look to my girlfriend to see if she is smoking, and she looks at me and definitely isn't.

i then look left and see the guy in the turn lane hitting a chillum with smoke billowing out of his windows.

we catch eyes and just smile. the light changed and i waved goodbye.

[Eyes]

I was smoking a ceiling scraper with about 5 of my friends outside a church when this random cop walked up and my friend quickly hid what was left of the joint (like 3 centimetres). The cop asked what she just hid and she took out the joint, the cop sniffed it and said "I'm not too sure about that, I'm gonna need your details". We just walked off and the cop ignored us for some reason. Probably caught up with my friend later.

[emagdnim13]

^^

that story confused me.

the cop was holding the joint and you all walked away?

and you don't know if your friend ever talked to the cop?