| Are you smoking pot? No were simply watching birds...
A couple days ago I was smoking with a friend of mine during the last period of the day at my school. We had prep an were just smoking a bowl in the woods waiting for another friend to get out of school an give us a ride. I dont know if you guys have these, but we have these hall monitors who like go overkill on their job. An we were being stalked in the woods by this little imp woman in a rain coat. Eventually she revealed herself an said "Your smoking marijuna!". My friend with his stoner reflexes cupped the bowl an put it in his pocket as I lit a cig. She continued to bug out an tell us that she was taking us up to the office. We kept giving her a rediculously hard time an she started to use her little walkie talkie to tell someone to call police or something. So we bounced through the woods an she was like running after us, this 48 year oldish woman. An we got up this old tree that kids used to have a tree house in an when the principal got down there we said we were bird watching. The guy just laughed an let us off the hook.
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