true story

[Mr Skinner]

Haha, that's like Spud in Trainspotting with a little twist...

[InhaleExhale]

Yea too bad this is an old joke that is well known....

[Marijuanaville]

Dude, that has to be the funnies story Iv ever read. Smart idea though. LMFAO! Thanks for tellin that one man.

[SuicidalSoldier]

funny shit. literally.

*800+ Posts(didnt realise till now lol)*

[djpipe]

LMFAOOO thats fucking hilarious just picture the girl how she feels about herself hahahahha

[sh4d0ws]

Ahahahahaha

dude that madeeeee my day.

[alicedee07]

Originally Posted by Kirby

Figured most everyone in this forum is a sick bastard so you all would get a kick out of this thread posted in the steroid forum. Fullybuilt is the one telling the story, not me

This is posted by FullyBuilt

O/T The funniest and most disgusting story ever
Well, I debated all day whether I should share with all of you what happened to me last night, so since I can't tell my family i'll tell my fellow juicing family my story. Ok so yesterday was my cheat day. Probably put away about 8k cals including a lot of alcohol last night. Im at the usual weekend frat parties and i've been talking to this girl for the majority of the night. She's 19, so still a little on the immature side, but im only 21 so its all good. Anyway i've talked to this girl a few times before, and to make a long story short I ended up going back with her to her dorm. About another 8shots later, we end up fooling around on her bed, didnt bang her, but did pretty much everything else. So about 10min's into her giving me head, I had to drop the fattest shit in my life. All my meals were followed by 3tsp of metamucil so I could get lots of fiber in me to combat the carbs a litte. Anyway im holdin my #2 in and finally it goes away. We both end up passing out on her bed, she's butt naked and im in my boxers. I must have passed out about 10min after she did around 3am. I wake up at about 8am to piss and I find myself covered in shit. Im thinking WTF, and what happened was I shit myself when I was sleeping. It was all over the bed, sheets,etc.... Im freakin out so I did the most horrible thing in the world. She's sleeping with her back towards me, so I take my boxers off, scoop up some shit and gently smear it on the inside of her butt, her lower back, and a little on the back of ther hammies. I get dressed and leave LOL This poor girl is gonna think she did it. I didnt know what else to do though. Anyway, im really gonna have to avoid her and I have no clue what im gonna do when I end up running into her.

OMFG I wish I woulda read this blazed. But I laughed my ass off sober anyways. +rep for such an amazing escape plan!

[projectpot]

u da man! and and if u see her again just be like its ok baby i completley understand u couldnt hold it in it happens to the best of us. or something like that.


dude how did u hold in a shit while busting a nut!?!?!?!

[Stoner U]

I couldn't stop fucking laughing. That is choice.

[5446was my#]

Funny as hell! This shit had me in stiches, albeit old as fuck!

[4lawlor4]

hahahahahahaha
great story man

[Vikesfan911]

hahahahahahhahaa oh my god. +rep for sure. That is amazing. Oh my god man. I lmao'd, rofl'd and bbq'd after that one.

[Full Melt]

he stole that story from the blogger tucker max he did the exact same thing but the girl paid 4 new sheets and a matress. im 2 lazy 2 get the link but if you dont beleive me google tuckermaxx

[db4lyfe]

im telling you im high right now and i geeked out so much when i read stuff like that i fell out of my computer char thanx for that

[ExOTiC]

haahhahahahahaahahahahhahaahahhahaha hahahahaa !!!!!! im in tearsss holly shit hahaha