Most epic thing youve seen done while baked.

[justtogetby]

Originally Posted by crasstastic

I got to see someone flung from a motorcycle with no helmet. far worse than seein the remains was hearing the girl's friend screaming.

driver tried to run a yellow light, and hit a car making a left turn at that same light

...buzzkill

[yaners]

Originally Posted by Bongjointblunt

So last night my parents decided to leave to see a movie and dinner. So i have some friends over and we roll a couple joints and take hits out of my friends mini hookah and everything is going well. We decide to roll up 1 more joint for the walk to another friends house. With weed grinder lighter papers all that on the table, my parents walk through the front door. I freak out and go comfront then to see why they were home so early and when we all walk back to the kitchen everything is back to normal with no evidence on the table. We quickly leave my house where i realize my one friend grabbed 2 bags,3 lighters,visine,grinder and papers in about 2.4 seconds and that was probobly the most epic thing ive seen done. I thought i was going to be caught for sure.

see you actually have friends that care about your well-being with authority figures....mine on the other hand....

[crasstastic]

Originally Posted by justtogetby

...buzzkill

for real, they closed down the road and everything. Couldn't get to burger king for my munchies



jk

[SpiceMadeOfLife]

saw dark knight very baked. One of my favourite movies now.

But in terms of what I've seen done, this one time my bro and I just blazed and we were hungry, so he just started making a mini pizza from scratch. He was completely making it up on the spot. What we did was we had a piece of flatbread, and he covered that in some tomatoe sauce. Then we had some pepporoni in the fridge (I think he did plan this a little ) and he put some of that on there, and then grated a shit load of cheeze on it, and put it in the toaster oven for about 3 minutes till everything was melted and hot. It actually tasted like a ridiculously good pizza, cuz I made my own as well :P

I dunno, I guess thats it. I may come back to this one

[a_bong_princess]

Originally Posted by Pcreme

me and my friend are walking from my dealers house, and we see my other friends, who are all ecstasy fiends, driving their volkswagen van 60 MPH THROUGH A PARKING LOT , BUMPING TECHNO HELLA FUCKING LOUD, an then they try and take a sharp turn and the van TIPS over cause theres too many people in the car. noone was hurt but it was EPIC FAIL.

me an my friend were on the ground laughing for 10mins striaght

LMFAO.... omg I would have straight up DIED laughing if that rly happened to me!

[LHS Carnage]

me n my friends went to chicago n realized we only had about 10 mins to get to union station and we were at the bean in chicago to get back home and if we didn't make it all our parents would know that we were out of town because we never stay out real late but anyways we sprinted to the station an got on and five seconds later the train started to move

[PackThatSheeit]

I wasn't really stoned, but I was definitely freshly baked after a bubbler sesh with my friend on the way to practice. We were at a red light and some fool runs into the middle of the street with cars going 55ish mph. He jumps up and down waving his arms like a lunatic while a semitruck and a minivan pass on both sides of him, both honking. Then he proceeds to casually walk through a lane and onto the sidewalk, where he calmly walks out of sight.
I turn to my friend, and we both just crack up for like a full minute, trying to put what we just saw into words.
Later the next day, that same friend and I are walking to my locker to get my shit, and we both saw that same fool from the previous day! At our school!
Hahahahahaha ohh maann
Whenever I think about it I just smile

[chief-alaska]

I work commercial fishing over the summers, and my boss and I had two days off, one of them being my birthday. so were back on land, but in the middle of fuckin nowhere in the woods. i light up several especially large bowls on the beach, chill out, you know. walk back to my bunk in this cabin/shack and im just completey ripped. so in mid high my boss jumps the fuck up and starts full on yelling. a bear had literally clmbed the steps to the cabin, and was working on taking down the door.

this is a one room cabin, and im cooking something to eat (haha go figure), and my boss grabs his shotgun and squeezes one off right next to me through the door. bear ran 100 feet down the beach and died. terrifying.

about a week later i was walking up the hill to smoke again, got charged by another. that one took 5 slugs from a 12ga. took me about 5 bowls to calm down and sleep. haha, so funny though in a very sick sense, god or someone has a sick sense of humor, sicking bears on high people.

[BuffalosoldieRx]

ate 1.4 pounds of cheeseburger and french fries at my favorite local bar/grill

they need to make a smiley of one just grillin down a burger

[kutz420]

Originally Posted by SpiceMadeOfLife

saw dark knight very baked. One of my favourite movies now

yeah man Dark Knight was playing at this drive-in theatre by my house and my buddy and his bro went and smoked a fat one while we watched it on this huge screen during a perfect summer night, it was sick

[BuddahBlaza]

50-50 nollie laser flip out 1st try...fuckin crazy

[sambutlergreend]

Originally Posted by chief-alaska

I work commercial fishing over the summers, and my boss and I had two days off, one of them being my birthday. so were back on land, but in the middle of fuckin nowhere in the woods. i light up several especially large bowls on the beach, chill out, you know. walk back to my bunk in this cabin/shack and im just completey ripped. so in mid high my boss jumps the fuck up and starts full on yelling. a bear had literally clmbed the steps to the cabin, and was working on taking down the door.

this is a one room cabin, and im cooking something to eat (haha go figure), and my boss grabs his shotgun and squeezes one off right next to me through the door. bear ran 100 feet down the beach and died. terrifying.

about a week later i was walking up the hill to smoke again, got charged by another. that one took 5 slugs from a 12ga. took me about 5 bowls to calm down and sleep. haha, so funny though in a very sick sense, god or someone has a sick sense of humor, sicking bears on high people.

This dude got chased by a bear....twice.

/thread.

[ProfessorX]

I saw a building burning down once, rescue people where everywhere taking people out of the building.. fireman, police, ambulance.. the whole thing..

Took a few hours, only watched for 15 minutes or so.. 'til my J was finished

[smith.p.sean]

I threw myself off my motorcycle on accident by breakin in a turn hard when i was noob. landed on my feet, caught the bike, hopped back on and continued. Ended about a thousand times better than i hoped for.

[clowd9]

Originally Posted by bigtoke24

Out of fucking nowhere this old ass lady smacks the fuckin shit outa this phone pole.

...Did anyone else read that and imagine some old lady beating the fuck out of a phone pole with her purse. I did untill i read the rest of it hahah