Most epic thing youve seen done while baked.

[throttled3mon]

Around Xmas time last year my friends were having a party. This cop comes in and sits down on the couch next to me while I was smoking a backwood with some powerful green peace inside it, and the dude just stares at me with the most serious face ever. He finally asked me if he could hit the backwood and I said "only if you let me play with your gun" so he dispersed the magazine from his berretta and hands it to me, so I handed him the backwood and I ended up befriending the dude. Turns out that he was a close friend of my friends who owned the house.

[VeiledReality]

Originally Posted by Jiggy-Jabberjaw

Me too. I need to stop going to bed so early when I'm at my usual smoking spot. I have good reason. If the cops come, I can just be like "Nappin'!" then the cops will leave. It's a good alibi, just tell the cops you were "nappin." It'll work, trust me .

Why would the cops come?Are you talking about smoking outside of your own property?Which I rarely do unfortunately,just careful I guess.

[Kmouth Soldier]

Originally Posted by ProfessorX

I saw a building burning down once, rescue people where everywhere taking people out of the building.. fireman, police, ambulance.. the whole thing..

Took a few hours, only watched for 15 minutes or so.. 'til my J was finished

Your J which was lighted by a person on fire running past?

[reeelax]

One of my boys has balls of steel.
We used to go into very high-classed car dealerships. (BMW, Porshe, ect.)
He used to call them a week or so on advance, and each time he'd drop hints that he was very rich, and a very serious buyer. He'd set up a test drive date, and would ask if he could drive it around for 2-3 hours, as this was not a small investment. We'd go into the dealership dressed as if we were bill gates, and he'd throw a few twenties to our salesmen. He'd get the keys, and we'd drive around the city blowing lines off the steering wheel/dash. Go to high-class clubs, and have it parked for us. It was like living the life of a movie star, yet being broke at the same time. When we'd return the car, he'd ask them to order another color, and he'd be back in next week. Needless to say, it was hiliarious listening to the voicemails from the car-dealerships he'd played. It only didn't work once, but you'd be surprised what you can do with sixty bucks and the ability to spit quickly off the top of your head. He's in Jail now, damn I wish he was still around. I always had a great time with that crazy MFer.

[cephaliccarnage]

alright i was sotally tober when this happened but it was so hilarious i have to share.
so me and my homie dylan were walkin back to the school a few years ago from a nearby wal-mart. fuckin out of no where dylan just falls so epicly, he stepped on a little yellow plastic hoop and he stepped on it so perfectly it flew up like when you step on the end of a rake, and then the part that flew up hit his leg while he was moving forward but still stepping on it, so it just made him eat shit he FLEW to the ground and his backpack flew over his head. it was hilarious i just fell on the ground laughing so hard we were both just on the ground laughin our asses off.
dunno how much sense that made, and it was prolly one of those moments you gotta be there to see how crazy it was, but damn dude. one of the funniest things ive ever seen

[T-bone904]

at gym class back in school dayz dude made a full court basketball shot from across the gym by the locker rooms probly like 60 or 70 feet it waz one of dem shotz where you use one arm... idk it made me go

[flybear]

Had an epic scary one in Highschool when we went to a friends who sold us a sack.... driving back to the school after loading and ripping up his bong got me too high. Parked at an intersection waiting for the light to change my world changed. Things were coming at me different and I freaked, jumped to the backseat pulled the ebrake, and my friend drove the rest of the way back. They didnt do a good job setteling me down and i sat and slept in my car the rest of the day promising god i would not smoke weed. really Weird............. Still not quite sure but i think it mighta been a panic attack ,disturbing realality, paranoia all hitting me at once IDK

[Blowinsmoooke]

When I lived in the uk I was blazed as shit waiting for the bus, and this kid comes out of nowhere on his bike gets hit by the bus I was waiting for and was like 6 feet under his bike with him, he died instantly, it was crazy man. I feel bad tho

[Caligrown]

Last weekend I was chilling with some homies down town, after smoking a blunt. we'd just bought some 40's and a handle of cap mo and were cracking them open when a po on a bike rolled up. This was at night so we had no warning. He rolls up and were just like shit and my friend drops his 40 behind him. The cops like, "Pick that up son", and the way he said made me know he was either a douche or just pissed off. Anyway he starts getting off his bike... And my friend just sprints away through the bushes behind us into the parking lot. The cops like "You, stop!" and he shouts, "NNNOOOOOOoooooo! As he's dippin. The cop tried to chase him, but he slipped in the mud and ate shit into the bushes. So were all standingthere like... We should dip. And all of a sudden like 20 kids are just schmobbin so fat out of the parking lot. I ended up hiding in a Macys parking garage while a po car drove through it like some scene from the Matrix. Anyway my friend was a hero and no one go caught. And I saw a douche cop crash into a bush

[Shere Khan]

i saw tupac, alive.

[Blazed Bacon]

I was at the pool once and on the other side of the fence on this road I saw these 3 kids all riding the same little BMX bike, it was funny as hell. Just imagine a little BMX bike, and have 3 kids riding it...it's funny.

[TheHighChild]

5 Lb. Burrito at Taco Del Mar defines epic.

[darksmoker]

wouldnt call it epic, but i was in italy with my friend and we were driving in traffic on some highway when a semi truck on the other side of the highway randomly careens towards the median and takes out a van, crashes through the median as if it wasn't there, take out a mercedes and some blue car, hit another semi, then basically explodes. because there was fire everywhere, the truck did explode i guess. luckily my dude was able to stop in time [slammed his breaks VERY hard, the car in front of us ended up running into some part of the accident]. 7 people died. it was...terrifying. I little girl died because her fuckin dad was tailgating the mercedes. worst day of my life....i was right there, saw EVERYTHING. i think theres actually a video of it somewhere from a traffic cam from what i've been told. i havent looked. i dont want to see that again...

so not what i would call epic. but it was the most...idk. thing. i've ever seen. i wasn;t all that high though, took a pussy ass hit from a weak jay. [was kinda awhile ago now]. just a little head change...as you can imagine, this took that buzz away completely.

[Tikwid]

Originally Posted by reeelax

dressed as if we were bill gates

ahahaha!



But actually that is an awesome and also sad story (about him being in jail).