embarassing smoking moments when first started smoking

mae · #1 (**permalink**) 03-21-2009, 10:53 PM

When I first started to smoke, like the 4th or 5th time, my friend told me to clear the bowl and I had no idea what he meant. He told me to just clean the black shit out. So i proceeded to go inside, turn on the sink, and clean the bowl....

looking back I can only laugh for being such an idiot. Any of you have these embarrassing pot stories from when you were a beginner smoker?

skatedank · #2 (**permalink**) 03-21-2009, 11:09 PM

a couple times when I tried to take a big hit I ended up coughing and blowing the weed out of the bowl

DMOB12 · #3 (**permalink**) 03-21-2009, 11:12 PM

First time I smoked we were smoking out of a can and I coughed into it and blew that shit all over the leaf and pine needle covered ground.

Cathedral · #4 (**permalink**) 03-21-2009, 11:19 PM

The second time I smoked it was with two friends of a friend who I didn't really know and I did a fair share of stupid shit. This was all during one day by the way.

1. First we smoked at their place and I did the exact opposite of cornering the bowl...you could say I CENTERED it. They didn't seem to mind.

2. Next, we went outside and were going to smoke a joint. We couldn't get it lit and when I tried to light it I ended up dropping it. It blew away in the wind.

3. Later that night, we smoked the remainder of their stash. I ended up passing out on the floor while listening to my iPod. When I awoke, I kicked over the bong that was laying beside me on the floor, spilling the water and remainder of the bowl everywhere.

WM23 · #5 (**permalink**) 03-21-2009, 11:20 PM

The first time i was hanging in a garage and i was standing on a treadmill, i bent forward cause i started feeling it hard then i got up to take another toke and fell backwards. I was drooling and i guess i then said i was going to run around naked....

Xanxibar · #6 (**permalink**) 03-21-2009, 11:28 PM

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Originally Posted by skatedank

a couple times when I tried to take a big hit I ended up coughing and blowing the weed out of the bowl

Ha ha, I too blew weed out of a bowl on accident... damn I felt soo embarrassed, lol.

Just the other day I packed a fat bowl for the bong and told one of my smoking buddies (who just started smoking) to put some water in the bong... big mistake. He didn't take the bowl out when filling the bong and the water overflowed, backed up to the bowl, and got wet weed all over the sink and down the drain.... It was mids and I could tell he felt bad (I remember the feeling) so I just laughed, told him it was cool and did it myself.

l4m3.u53rn4me · #7 (**permalink**) 03-21-2009, 11:42 PM

a little before my second time smoking i put on some chapstick/lipgloss. i forgot about it so i didn't even think to wipe it off, and my friend kept telling me to stop putting my mouth around the piece (she didn't watch me, but i guess some of the chapstick rubbed off on the piece). it sucked cause i didn't do anything wrong other than put lip stuff on, and i didn't realise that was the problem until way later.

my friend and i bought from this guy and wanted to smoke so we smoked him down (he had a chillum and we had nothing). i had never seen a chillum before so i was kinda thinking wtf do i do with this... haha. and then since i was sick i coughed my hits up RIGHT away, so the guy we bought from tried to help me out and told me to take smaller hits. so i tried but i didn't want to just get a tiny hit, so i thought 'ok i'll take as big a hit as i can handle with my sickness and then stop so i don't make a fool out of myself' and kept overestimating myself and coughing it up again. idk, like he wasn't mean about it it was just embarassing and i didn't want to be like 'oh by the way i'm sick that's why this is so ridiculous' cause it'd be making it into a bigger deal than it was.

Hawaiian Haze · #8 (**permalink**) 03-22-2009, 02:21 AM

Second time I smoked. My friend told me that the bowl had a carb. And I put my mouth to it and inhaled.

yaners · #9 (**permalink**) 03-22-2009, 02:31 AM

My first time smoking my buddy had carved out an apple, and we loaded some in there, me getting the greens. Since I never inhaled any kind of smoke before at that time, I wasn't really sure what to do other than suck in..until I felt the most intense, burning feeling in my lungs...which is where I swallowed the hit. Of course when I burped up smoke a few minutes later I started freaking out, thinking that smoke being inside of me for that long must be terrible! But yeah...I didn't try smoking again for about 6 months after that incident lol.

SainT · #10 (**permalink**) 03-22-2009, 02:34 AM

dam the first time I smoked was with a bowl, and I held it upside down by accident and all the weed fell out... I did this twice that night lol

RedMagic · #11 (**permalink**) 03-22-2009, 02:44 AM

First time I ever smoked, we smoked out of a bowl made from a Gatorade bottle and a chapstick tube (It was amazing the way the guy put it together) and after about 3 hits I was totally baked, and couldn't stop laughing to take my hit. It took about 15 minutes to rotate between 4 people, because I couldn't hit it fast enough cause I couldn't stop laughing. They were cool about it too though, apparently we got some Blueberry and didn't even know it so they were high after a few hits too.

Quote:

Originally Posted by skatedank

a couple times when I tried to take a big hit I ended up coughing and blowing the weed out of the bowl

I've done that numerous times and still do every now and then

Talon · #12 (**permalink**) 03-22-2009, 02:48 AM

when i was smoking in a mcdonalds parking lot with some friends and i saw a mail man wearing navy blue walking by our car and i thought he was a cop. i started tripping out and in turn my friends started tripping out, then we floored it out of the parking lot. after i thought about it, i realized it was just a mail man. so i told my friends and they were mad that i spooked them.

Ninazu · #13 (**permalink**) 03-22-2009, 02:50 AM

I remember back in the day when I first started smoking, I didn't know what "killing a runner" was >.<

it sucked.

Ven34 · #14 (**permalink**) 03-22-2009, 03:55 AM

I used to just unpack a black and mild and fill it up with weed and pack it a little with a pencil eraser to "roll" a blunt. Still smoked okay but the idea of actually rolling a blunt with a swisher sweet was never taught to me so it wasn't until later that I saw the light.

I also used to think that good quality weed like your named stuff wasnt available to ohio and thought all the good shit was in cali. Boy was I wrong. Now I smoke nothing but the good stuff. Northern lights, mango kush, blueberry, etc. Never thought I'd see the day I smoked shit that good.

TJ. · #15 (**permalink**) 03-22-2009, 04:00 AM

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Originally Posted by skatedank

a couple times when I tried to take a big hit I ended up coughing and blowing the weed out of the bowl

Haha I did that a couple times and I still do sometimes if I'm high enough.

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#1 (permalink) 03-21-2009, 10:53 PM
mae smoke weed everyday Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Tucson Posts: 339	embarassing smoking moments when first started smoking When I first started to smoke, like the 4th or 5th time, my friend told me to clear the bowl and I had no idea what he meant. He told me to just clean the black shit out. So i proceeded to go inside, turn on the sink, and clean the bowl.... looking back I can only laugh for being such an idiot. Any of you have these embarrassing pot stories from when you were a beginner smoker? __________________ there needs to be a federal system of drug education and rehabilitation, not fear and propaganda no government has any right to tell someone what they can and can't do to themselves in their own privacy regardless of how harmful the substance may be.

#2 (permalink) 03-21-2009, 11:09 PM
skatedank Registered User Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 174	Re: embarassing smoking moments when first started smoking a couple times when I tried to take a big hit I ended up coughing and blowing the weed out of the bowl __________________ They got me trapped up in a metal gate, just stressed out with hate And just, give me no time to relax, and use my mind to meditate What should I do? Grab a blunt or a brew?

#3 (permalink) 03-21-2009, 11:12 PM
DMOB12 Hopelessly Addicted Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Massachusetts Posts: 1,243	Re: embarassing smoking moments when first started smoking First time I smoked we were smoking out of a can and I coughed into it and blew that shit all over the leaf and pine needle covered ground. __________________

#4 (permalink) 03-21-2009, 11:19 PM
Cathedral Master of Reality Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Canada Posts: 110	Re: embarassing smoking moments when first started smoking The second time I smoked it was with two friends of a friend who I didn't really know and I did a fair share of stupid shit. This was all during one day by the way. 1. First we smoked at their place and I did the exact opposite of cornering the bowl...you could say I CENTERED it. They didn't seem to mind. 2. Next, we went outside and were going to smoke a joint. We couldn't get it lit and when I tried to light it I ended up dropping it. It blew away in the wind. 3. Later that night, we smoked the remainder of their stash. I ended up passing out on the floor while listening to my iPod. When I awoke, I kicked over the bong that was laying beside me on the floor, spilling the water and remainder of the bowl everywhere. __________________

#5 (permalink) 03-21-2009, 11:20 PM
WM23 Registered User Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Cleveland, OH Posts: 46	Re: embarassing smoking moments when first started smoking The first time i was hanging in a garage and i was standing on a treadmill, i bent forward cause i started feeling it hard then i got up to take another toke and fell backwards. I was drooling and i guess i then said i was going to run around naked....

#7 (permalink) 03-21-2009, 11:42 PM
l4m3.u53rn4me Registered User Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 536	Re: embarassing smoking moments when first started smoking a little before my second time smoking i put on some chapstick/lipgloss. i forgot about it so i didn't even think to wipe it off, and my friend kept telling me to stop putting my mouth around the piece (she didn't watch me, but i guess some of the chapstick rubbed off on the piece). it sucked cause i didn't do anything wrong other than put lip stuff on, and i didn't realise that was the problem until way later. my friend and i bought from this guy and wanted to smoke so we smoked him down (he had a chillum and we had nothing). i had never seen a chillum before so i was kinda thinking wtf do i do with this... haha. and then since i was sick i coughed my hits up RIGHT away, so the guy we bought from tried to help me out and told me to take smaller hits. so i tried but i didn't want to just get a tiny hit, so i thought 'ok i'll take as big a hit as i can handle with my sickness and then stop so i don't make a fool out of myself' and kept overestimating myself and coughing it up again. idk, like he wasn't mean about it it was just embarassing and i didn't want to be like 'oh by the way i'm sick that's why this is so ridiculous' cause it'd be making it into a bigger deal than it was.

#8 (permalink) 03-22-2009, 02:21 AM
Hawaiian Haze Registered User Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 760	Re: embarassing smoking moments when first started smoking Second time I smoked. My friend told me that the bowl had a carb. And I put my mouth to it and inhaled. __________________ How to play Poker and win weed money, for free. Click here.

#9 (permalink) 03-22-2009, 02:31 AM
yaners in the ghetto of OP Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: KS Posts: 520	Re: embarassing smoking moments when first started smoking My first time smoking my buddy had carved out an apple, and we loaded some in there, me getting the greens. Since I never inhaled any kind of smoke before at that time, I wasn't really sure what to do other than suck in..until I felt the most intense, burning feeling in my lungs...which is where I swallowed the hit. Of course when I burped up smoke a few minutes later I started freaking out, thinking that smoke being inside of me for that long must be terrible! But yeah...I didn't try smoking again for about 6 months after that incident lol.

#10 (permalink) 03-22-2009, 02:34 AM
SainT Marijuana Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Jersey Posts: 262	Re: embarassing smoking moments when first started smoking dam the first time I smoked was with a bowl, and I held it upside down by accident and all the weed fell out... I did this twice that night lol

#12 (permalink) 03-22-2009, 02:48 AM
Talon i love butts Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 502 Posts: 2,607	Re: embarassing smoking moments when first started smoking when i was smoking in a mcdonalds parking lot with some friends and i saw a mail man wearing navy blue walking by our car and i thought he was a cop. i started tripping out and in turn my friends started tripping out, then we floored it out of the parking lot. after i thought about it, i realized it was just a mail man. so i told my friends and they were mad that i spooked them. __________________ listen to bone thugs n harmony.

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#13 (permalink) 03-22-2009, 02:50 AM
Ninazu Banned Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Texas Posts: 28	Re: embarassing smoking moments when first started smoking I remember back in the day when I first started smoking, I didn't know what "killing a runner" was >.< it sucked.

#14 (permalink) 03-22-2009, 03:55 AM
Ven34 Registered User Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: 330 Ohio, Home of THE KING #23 BABY Posts: 120	Re: embarassing smoking moments when first started smoking I used to just unpack a black and mild and fill it up with weed and pack it a little with a pencil eraser to "roll" a blunt. Still smoked okay but the idea of actually rolling a blunt with a swisher sweet was never taught to me so it wasn't until later that I saw the light. I also used to think that good quality weed like your named stuff wasnt available to ohio and thought all the good shit was in cali. Boy was I wrong. Now I smoke nothing but the good stuff. Northern lights, mango kush, blueberry, etc. Never thought I'd see the day I smoked shit that good.