embarassing smoking moments when first started smoking

[Xanxibar]

Originally Posted by abnormldood

Here's another addition to the embarrassing smoking moments thread. This one is not about me, but of one of my friends. He'd probably kill me if he saw this, but he doesn't go on here lol. He was my roommate at the time, 21 years old, never hit a bong in his life. He's the kinda guy that only smokes blunts. Well we went to this small gathering at a friend's house, probably 6 or 7 people there. We got to drinking some Jack Daniels and Absolut, and to add to the story he had eaten like $10 worth of Debbie Snacks beforehand. Well this guy broke out this absolutely beastly home-made bong, it was like 6 ft tall. Well Steve(My roommate) got to be the first lucky one to hit it, even though he never hit a bong and never said anything when he handed it to him. The guy lit it for him and he kept inhaling, he then released the carb and inhaled the ENTIRE chamber. He then just started blowing out smoke like crazy, this is by far the biggest hit I've seen anyone take(By a noobie at that). Steve just started puking exorcist style for like 2 straight minutes(Looked just like when that guy puked on How High). Craziest shit I ever saw, he never hit a bong since LOL.

^ trumps all

[T-Rex Go RAWR]

Originally Posted by skatedank

a couple times when I tried to take a big hit I ended up coughing and blowing the weed out of the bowl

haha i just did that

[ChokeNSmoke]

Originally Posted by abnormldood

I remember this one time I was at my boy's house(He first introduced me to weed) with 3 of our other friends, one being a girl that I liked. Well this was my first time smoking a blunt, so I tried to be cool and take big hits like everyone else. Before I even knew it was coming, I hacked a cough right on this girl's face, spit all up in her face. I was so embarrassed, it was cool though, we ended up going out anyway.

LOL, thats awesome. +rep

[Ven34]

Originally Posted by hockeyman07

representing, i know southern oh is crazy. yet to have northern lights see the path up here, you must have the hooks. + rep

Yeah it was amazing. Moving onto a college campus was the best thing that's ever happened to me. I've wanted to do some macro threads so bad of the stuff i've been getting, but I only have the shitty camera that's on my blackberry. The pictures turn out like complete shit and show the bud no justice at all. But i'll definitely throw you some rep for takin my word my man.

[SweetnSour]

(i was extremly high)
first time smoking a bong and i didnt clear it all the way and there was a little stale smoke inside that i didnt want to taste and i blew through the top thinking it would come out were the slide was and i got bong water all over my floor. luckily i had the slide out and didnt get my weed wet, i ended up cleaning up and smoking the rest of my weed.

Ps. +rep for making this thread i love it, getting a lot of laughs

[is00c]

Smoked for like a year before i used a real bong with a slide and mess, i hadda ask what was up hahha. Got so messed up tho from it, first time bong hits. I remeber the high so well haha.

[kungfu420]

I remember the first time I smoked was with my friend and I thought the trees were dancing and started to freak out at the houses near us thinking the cops were coming.

Also remember couple times later I smoked with my friend it was his first time and he threw up 3 times outside my house.

[longwaydown121]

I remember when i first started smoking, rather, first started becoming a stoner... my friend had told me a thing called a "vaporizer" and how to make one out of a light bulb. i said fuck, thats so fucking easy, and he said "yo man, no smoke, so don't gotta worry about the rents smelling it"... it seemed too perfect haha.
So i'm down in the kitchen.. (already broke the top off and cleaned it out) I'm thinking fuck yeah, this is going to be great. As i'm screwing on the coke cap with a straw poked through, weeds in and everything... and i realize i don't have a lighter, haha. so i have a gas stove and i figured, that ought to get it hot enough.
so i have the light bulb heating up on the stove top.. all of a sudden i smell my own finger burning, the light bulb slipped, fell, shattered on the floor making a loud as fuck sound, and by now the "vapor" that ISN'T supposed to smell is filling the kitchen and my moms on her way down

[DarthV8r]

1st time i smoked i thot i wasnt hi but nearly got hit by 3 cars wen we went skating afterwards

[RubberJesus]

My first time smoking weed I handed the bowl to someone and told them to light it

[scarz]

Originally Posted by cnote1239

first time i rolled a joint out of the back page of a bible i did it wrong or something and when i took a huge hit the whole thing fucking caught on fire all at once and i was all like O.O cuz i was already high from hitting a pipe a few times (i did the joint for a change of pace.) and i flipped the fuck out and opened my window and tried to throw it out but we have screens on all the windows in the house to i punched a hole in the screen and burnt my hand.

haha i i can see myself stoned just punch threw the screen and going SHIT gotta make up a lie to tell the rents

[sublime83]

hahhaah so first time i really smoked with my friend who never really smoked we were chillin in my room and i only had my bub and he wants to his own piece so he makes his own out of foil(facepalm) and hes like omg its so much better then yours...but thats not that bad part like 30 min later and honestly im not feelin anything but my room smells like a mother and its like 1, 2 in the morning and my dad walks in and is like WTF are you smoking and we tell and he's not really mad (he smokes) and then like 2 min later my bitch step mom walks in and starts screaming and im like laughing and my friend is on the ground cryin begging not to tell his mom...haaa funny shit...sweet part is my dad came back and gave me the bowl back later that night haha goood times

[postblue]

Not inhaling properly... and when i first started smoking i followed big groups of stoners.. so they were all inhaling and i looked like an idiot lol

and when I smoked in circles, i didnt know how it went.. like who to pass it to, so i just waved the joint around until someone took it

[sublime83]

Originally Posted by postblue

Not inhaling properly... and when i first started smoking i followed big groups of stoners.. so they were all inhaling and i looked like an idiot lol

and when I smoked in circles, i didnt know how it went.. like who to pass it to, so i just waved the joint around until someone took it

hahaha yeah dude the first time i smoked with like actual smokers it was pretty much like the kids my age on my hockey team who smoked which was like 5 6 ppl and this chick that i always thought was hot since like 7th grade and she had my last name too hahah and it was like the 10th grade and there all like yeahhh smiffss gonna toke!! so my first hit i didnt know about the carb so im like wtff nothin...then they told me and i hit and i started coughin like a mottherr and some of em left and it was only 3 of us smokin my friends sick orangge bub and i just remember them liking talkin to each other about like how hard i was holding back the coughs haha

[jfrank16]

Originally Posted by RubberJesus

My first time smoking weed I handed the bowl to someone and told them to light it

haha thats hilarious.

the first joint i ever smoked, i fucked up big time. i had smoked cigarettes and i assumed it was like a cigarette. well we were iin the car and i hit it. i look down to see theres only about an inch and a half left, so i just toss it out the window not thinking anything of it. It was dank too. probably half gram wasted. needless to say the guys i was with were furious.