embarassing smoking moments when first started smoking

[Lifted_Jon]

Dropped the roach and spilled my beer, all in one motion. Im a clumsy toker

[DMOB12]

Originally Posted by pluto.

Back in junior high i blew out of the bowl because i was laughing, haha. We looked for like 30 minutes in the dark for the lost weed. its also embarrassing that I used to smoke out of metal pipes

What's wrong with metal pipes? I have a wonderful little brass piece and I love it.

[Coldz2001]

Originally Posted by Talon

when i was smoking in a mcdonalds parking lot with some friends and i saw a mail man wearing navy blue walking by our car and i thought he was a cop. i started tripping out and in turn my friends started tripping out, then we floored it out of the parking lot. after i thought about it, i realized it was just a mail man. so i told my friends and they were mad that i spooked them.

lol yea thats why i got my windows DEEP tinted haha, so shit like that doesnt happen.

[Coldz2001]

Originally Posted by DMOB12

What's wrong with metal pipes? I have a wonderful little brass piece and I love it.

lol the metal pipes in our area , like 9th graders use them n shit, they're like 7 bucks at the convenience store, kinda kiddy.

[laffizzle]

***** lipped a joint & cashed a bowl

[Ridd]

Laughing into the bubbler, I still do it once in a blue moon haha, bong water everywhere, wet weed

[cnote1239]

first time i rolled a joint out of the back page of a bible i did it wrong or something and when i took a huge hit the whole thing fucking caught on fire all at once and i was all like O.O cuz i was already high from hitting a pipe a few times (i did the joint for a change of pace.) and i flipped the fuck out and opened my window and tried to throw it out but we have screens on all the windows in the house to i punched a hole in the screen and burnt my hand.

[420 High Times]

Originally Posted by Cathedral

The second time I smoked it was with two friends of a friend who I didn't really know and I did a fair share of stupid shit. This was all during one day by the way.

1. First we smoked at their place and I did the exact opposite of cornering the bowl...you could say I CENTERED it. They didn't seem to mind.

2. Next, we went outside and were going to smoke a joint. We couldn't get it lit and when I tried to light it I ended up dropping it. It blew away in the wind.

3. Later that night, we smoked the remainder of their stash. I ended up passing out on the floor while listening to my iPod. When I awoke, I kicked over the bong that was laying beside me on the floor, spilling the water and remainder of the bowl everywhere.

Haha holy shit that is the worst ive seen so far.

I used to N*gger Lip the piece of wrap

[abnormldood]

I remember this one time I was at my boy's house(He first introduced me to weed) with 3 of our other friends, one being a girl that I liked. Well this was my first time smoking a blunt, so I tried to be cool and take big hits like everyone else. Before I even knew it was coming, I hacked a cough right on this girl's face, spit all up in her face. I was so embarrassed, it was cool though, we ended up going out anyway.

[b-low]

my first ever bong rip off some kids 3 foot roor. couldnt stop coughing so i threw up

[Xanxibar]

Originally Posted by b-low

my first ever bong rip off some kids 3 foot roor. couldnt stop coughing so i threw up

DAMN, that sucks.

[Jodaboss]

Originally Posted by abnormldood

I remember this one time I was at my boy's house(He first introduced me to weed) with 3 of our other friends, one being a girl that I liked. Well this was my first time smoking a blunt, so I tried to be cool and take big hits like everyone else. Before I even knew it was coming, I hacked a cough right on this girl's face, spit all up in her face. I was so embarrassed, it was cool though, we ended up going out anyway.

LOL that was funny.

[King_Bong]

I've blown out the bong bowl before... NEVER AGAIN!

[abnormldood]

Here's another addition to the embarrassing smoking moments thread. This one is not about me, but of one of my friends. He'd probably kill me if he saw this, but he doesn't go on here lol. He was my roommate at the time, 21 years old, never hit a bong in his life. He's the kinda guy that only smokes blunts. Well we went to this small gathering at a friend's house, probably 6 or 7 people there. We got to drinking some Jack Daniels and Absolut, and to add to the story he had eaten like $10 worth of Debbie Snacks beforehand. Well this guy broke out this absolutely beastly home-made bong, it was like 6 ft tall. Well Steve(My roommate) got to be the first lucky one to hit it, even though he never hit a bong and never said anything when he handed it to him. The guy lit it for him and he kept inhaling, he then released the carb and inhaled the ENTIRE chamber. He then just started blowing out smoke like crazy, this is by far the biggest hit I've seen anyone take(By a noobie at that). Steve just started puking exorcist style for like 2 straight minutes(Looked just like when that guy puked on How High). Craziest shit I ever saw, he never hit a bong since LOL.

[ChokeNSmoke]

Originally Posted by Yulishea

I can't think of any stories of my own at the moment, but I heard this hilarious story about my friend's friend who couldn't use a bong... She thought you actually like, put your lips AROUND the top of the bong, not inside... So that's how she tried to take her first bong hit

Na bro, she was practicing for sucking my PHAT dick.