Stoner adventures

[Group]

Everything happens to you when you're high..

I went to CiCi's today with some kids I've been smoking with recently. One of the kids loves to smoke, but he can't chill and handle it sometimes so he freaks out.
We have no money, but the other kid that's not smoking that's with us did and is the only one of our CiCi's group of 3 that payed legitly.
the other stoner goes in and sits down, and i follow him. non stoner pays in and goes gets food.
The other stoner tells me that his plan of changing shirts IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RESTAURANT W EVERYONE WATCHING HIM to get free food will work. He goes up, fixes himself a plate and comes back down and eats 2 pieces.

The manager can see him from a distance. He then tries to hand me a slice, I tell him naw..i aint trying to get more attention on me then i already do (I mean a black guy sagging with hoodies, and just smelling weed with his eyes all *****y and stuffs is the odd bunch...).

The manager sees that I refused the pizza and was cool. The non stoner gets up to get another plate and the manager tells him ihey man, why is your friend buggin like that, he coulda just talked to me and I woulda hook him up, but call the other too. The other stoner sees that the manager is talkin about him and just leaves outta there..I tell him i aint going no where.

He comes back down and tells me this, and since I got the balls to stand fro my shit, go up to him and hand him like 2$ and tell him this is for the pizza that my friend has. We really have no money. He says its fine man, i've been in that same situation, you shoulda just asked me and i wouldn't have minded hookin yall up. You know I was soo HAPPY . After taht, I got me a cup and stuffed myself with a plate. The other stoner called, and I got him to come back and talk to the manager. He felt bad, but o well he still ate some...i HAD A NICE ASS LUNCH !!!

Some stoner adventures...let's hear em boys

[WeeZy F baBy]

Okay here's a funny story I have.

One day I was with my cousin and his friends and we had just smoked a nice blunt. We go to some chinese buffet and they get take out but eat it inside. Now in this particular chinese buffet your supposed to pay, then you get your plate and take as much food as you want, but since they got food and were eating it there, we were already in. So they told me to just go grab a plate and start supplyin some food. It seemed like a legit idea and something they do all the time, one person doesnt pay and is just with the crowd, but once inside cops mad food. So after a few minutes, they convinced me to go try it...

Before I even got back to the table, there were like 7 of those chinese dudes at our table like "You going to pay for dat" and I played it off totally cool, I was just like "Yea im gettin the meal." Not too suspicious, but a lil shady. So with my cousin and friends laughin at me, and what felt like most of the resteurant staring at me, I just kept my head down as I ate because none of us could stop laughing.

We scrambled together what little money we had and managed to get outta there, mad awkward. Nothing crazy, but its funny to look back on.

[Wet Horse Lips]

Someday, I will chronicle my memoirs of my journeys involving marijuana, and it will be a long ass memoir. Easy to read font, as well. 12 point, TNR.

I can't be assed to type anything out, but someday.