The Most Embarassing Thing You've Done Stoned Before?

420L · #1 (**permalink**) 01-05-2009, 08:45 AM

Hey GC,
just chillen as always and was wonderin what you guys' most embarasssing moments were while stoned before.

ill start with when i was super stoned i mean fuck, on new years and i went downstairs to take a huge shit and i flushed and thought it went down but it didnt but by that time i was already up stairs and the next day i wake up and try to use the bathroom and the fuckin thing is still there cloggin the fuckin pipe and everyone is like WTF!? and i had to take the blame for it because im ruler of the thrown at my house. haha pretty fucking embarassing/

any one else?

MnToker · #2 (**permalink**) 01-05-2009, 08:52 AM

Fuck that's not embarrassing man take pride! haha no but really for me hmm.

My most embarrassing (man that's a big complicated word) moment... well actually its my friends most embarrassing moment really but yeah same thing. Basically we were walking back to his house from my house after smoking. So anyways I don't remember the actual conversation but it went something like this:

Me: Yeah dude?
Friend: Yeah that stuffs pretty good
Me: Your moms pretty good
Friend: I'll cum on my mom! (Gross I know right?)
Me: Dude what the hell?
Friend: Naw its cool nobody's home!
Me: Alright

So my friend goes inside to grab us some drinks, I'm sitting on the steps waiting, and he comes out laughing and tells me his mom was right there but she was on the phone so he doesn't think she heard him?

In my opinion she heard him but it was too awkward to say anything.

SanctumPolaris · #3 (**permalink**) 01-05-2009, 08:52 AM

Haha, damn that sucks dude. Whatever though, not like anybody can say they don't take shits. Haha.

One of the worst things I've done (That I can remember) is forgetting how to play Rock Paper Scissors. I was doing fine for a while, and then I started throwing up gang signs I didn't even know existed, and I couldn't remember that there was a rock option.
this was in front of my big brother and his friends, about a week ago. Haha.

I've probably done more embarassing things, like ripping a hole in my jeans in the ass pocket because a cop pulled up and I hopped the fence behind me, come to find that it was a taxi. I had to walk home with a hole in my jeans, and my friends would not let me live it down for like, 2 months.

Satchel · #4 (**permalink**) 01-05-2009, 09:11 AM

I zoned out....then ate a booger

. Didn't realize I did that until my buddy looks at me with one of those faces..."dude...did you just eat that?!"...."whhaaat.". Must of had the munchies...fuckin' shit

rensen · #5 (**permalink**) 01-05-2009, 09:40 AM

i fuck up all the time
dgaf

falcon10911 · #6 (**permalink**) 01-05-2009, 10:32 AM

Greened out on a public bus out of nowhere. I had just started smoking and was used to smoking low quality outdoor, and I went with a friend over to his dealers house to pick up the usual and the dealer and really crazy looking purple buds and overcharged but thought "Oh well its killer weed". Smoked countless bong loads there then smoked then hotboxed in my shed a few minutes later. Got on the bus and headed home. Everything was fine I was stoned out of my mind sitting at the back of the bus enjoying any bumps that came along. We hit this pretty big speed bump going maybe 85. No idea how the drived managed it but he did.. And BAM got some really intense nausea and about 3 seconds later projectile vomited against the back of the seat in front of me.

The lady a seat over gave me one of those "WHAT IN THE FUCK" kind of faces and just looked forward with a screwed up expression on my face. Just glad my friends weren't there or I'd never live it down haha.

Sir.Smokesalot · #7 (**permalink**) 01-05-2009, 01:37 PM

i got so high before this presentation i had to do with my group in psychologist class..i basically looked high as fuck and alot of uhs..im usually a good public speaker but my group leader was a fuckin bitch who tried to take all the credit..thank god my teacher got a crush on me..

yourHIGHness · #8 (**permalink**) 01-05-2009, 03:03 PM

I went to my college class high, and my teacher knew it, and stood infront of my desk the whole class, and then asked to see me after class to let me know she doesnt appreciate me coming to her classes high. (shes an ex cop).
It was cool after that tho but it was very embarrassing for me.

carbinered · #9 (**permalink**) 01-05-2009, 03:33 PM

im sure there are alot of embarassing things ive dont but not while high. so ill share one while i was, me and my brother and a few o his boys were going to go out and eat after we blazed a 1/8 of some OG Kush. i was sitting in the far left seat of the backseat of the car and i was trying to put on my seabelt but it wouldnt fit after literally 5 minutes of trying my brother finally tells me i was puttting on the seatbelt for the middle seat.....

FAIL!

carbinered · #10 (**permalink**) 01-05-2009, 04:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sir.Smokesalot

i got so high before this presentation i had to do with my group in psychologist class..i basically looked high as fuck and alot of uhs..im usually a good public speaker but my group leader was a fuckin bitch who tried to take all the credit..thank god my teacher got a crush on me..

Lulz.

docleary · #11 (**permalink**) 01-05-2009, 04:42 PM

i drank 1/5 of vodka in like 10 minutes and tried to go to my school to watch a soccer game. i ended up puking in this girls car and she rolled me out and drove away. i was probably 2 blocks from my school, but i couldnt stand up or walk. the police showed up, followed by an ambulance and then the soccer game ended so everyone was driving by while paramedics were covering me up with a blanket. when i went back to school everyone was like "oh, we thought you were dead" and all kinds of shit like that.

Blazed&Confuzed · #12 (**permalink**) 01-05-2009, 05:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by falcon10911

Greened out on a public bus out of nowhere. I had just started smoking and was used to smoking low quality outdoor, and I went with a friend over to his dealers house to pick up the usual and the dealer and really crazy looking purple buds and overcharged but thought "Oh well its killer weed". Smoked countless bong loads there then smoked then hotboxed in my shed a few minutes later. Got on the bus and headed home. Everything was fine I was stoned out of my mind sitting at the back of the bus enjoying any bumps that came along. We hit this pretty big speed bump going maybe 85. No idea how the drived managed it but he did.. And BAM got some really intense nausea and about 3 seconds later projectile vomited against the back of the seat in front of me.

The lady a seat over gave me one of those "WHAT IN THE FUCK" kind of faces and just looked forward with a screwed up expression on my face. Just glad my friends weren't there or I'd never live it down haha.

You hit a speed bump going 85?

dockies89 · #13 (**permalink**) 01-05-2009, 05:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Blazed&Confuzed

You hit a speed bump going 85?

holy shit!

how fucked up is your car??

MnToker · #14 (**permalink**) 01-05-2009, 05:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dockies89

holy shit!

how fucked up is your car??

Naww dude managed to pull a back flip out of it and landed clean... cars fine.

Sa Smoked Sa · #15 (**permalink**) 01-05-2009, 09:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MnToker

Naww dude managed to pull a back flip out of it and landed clean... cars fine.

nice

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#1 (permalink) 01-05-2009, 08:45 AM
420L Legalize It Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Ganja Town, MA Posts: 88	The Most Embarassing Thing You've Done Stoned Before? Hey GC, just chillen as always and was wonderin what you guys' most embarasssing moments were while stoned before. ill start with when i was super stoned i mean fuck, on new years and i went downstairs to take a huge shit and i flushed and thought it went down but it didnt but by that time i was already up stairs and the next day i wake up and try to use the bathroom and the fuckin thing is still there cloggin the fuckin pipe and everyone is like WTF!? and i had to take the blame for it because im ruler of the thrown at my house. haha pretty fucking embarassing/ any one else? __________________ "Pain is temporary, Pride is forever."

#2 (permalink) 01-05-2009, 08:52 AM
MnToker My nipples itch Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Minnesota Posts: 196	Re: The Most Embarassing Thing You've Done Stoned Before? Fuck that's not embarrassing man take pride! haha no but really for me hmm. My most embarrassing (man that's a big complicated word) moment... well actually its my friends most embarrassing moment really but yeah same thing. Basically we were walking back to his house from my house after smoking. So anyways I don't remember the actual conversation but it went something like this: Me: Yeah dude? Friend: Yeah that stuffs pretty good Me: Your moms pretty good Friend: I'll cum on my mom! (Gross I know right?) Me: Dude what the hell? Friend: Naw its cool nobody's home! Me: Alright So my friend goes inside to grab us some drinks, I'm sitting on the steps waiting, and he comes out laughing and tells me his mom was right there but she was on the phone so he doesn't think she heard him? In my opinion she heard him but it was too awkward to say anything. __________________ "I don't learn to fight, and lift weights to start shit. I learn to fight and lift weights to make sure I end shit!" -MnToker

#3 (permalink) 01-05-2009, 08:52 AM
SanctumPolaris Feed me to the forest. Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 290	Re: The Most Embarassing Thing You've Done Stoned Before? Haha, damn that sucks dude. Whatever though, not like anybody can say they don't take shits. Haha. One of the worst things I've done (That I can remember) is forgetting how to play Rock Paper Scissors. I was doing fine for a while, and then I started throwing up gang signs I didn't even know existed, and I couldn't remember that there was a rock option. this was in front of my big brother and his friends, about a week ago. Haha. I've probably done more embarassing things, like ripping a hole in my jeans in the ass pocket because a cop pulled up and I hopped the fence behind me, come to find that it was a taxi. I had to walk home with a hole in my jeans, and my friends would not let me live it down for like, 2 months. __________________ ...But I'm /not/ in my right mind. I'm lost in my left mind, sitting at a corner cafe in the middle of a hurricane.

#4 (permalink) 01-05-2009, 09:11 AM
Satchel Banned Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: with in with out Posts: 1,789	Re: The Most Embarassing Thing You've Done Stoned Before? I zoned out....then ate a booger . Didn't realize I did that until my buddy looks at me with one of those faces..."dude...did you just eat that?!"...."whhaaat.". Must of had the munchies...fuckin' shit

#5 (permalink) 01-05-2009, 09:40 AM
rensen Banned Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 32	Re: The Most Embarassing Thing You've Done Stoned Before? i fuck up all the time dgaf

#6 (permalink) 01-05-2009, 10:32 AM
falcon10911 Growing future Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: MF, Ontario Posts: 882	Re: The Most Embarassing Thing You've Done Stoned Before? Greened out on a public bus out of nowhere. I had just started smoking and was used to smoking low quality outdoor, and I went with a friend over to his dealers house to pick up the usual and the dealer and really crazy looking purple buds and overcharged but thought "Oh well its killer weed". Smoked countless bong loads there then smoked then hotboxed in my shed a few minutes later. Got on the bus and headed home. Everything was fine I was stoned out of my mind sitting at the back of the bus enjoying any bumps that came along. We hit this pretty big speed bump going maybe 85. No idea how the drived managed it but he did.. And BAM got some really intense nausea and about 3 seconds later projectile vomited against the back of the seat in front of me. The lady a seat over gave me one of those "WHAT IN THE FUCK" kind of faces and just looked forward with a screwed up expression on my face. Just glad my friends weren't there or I'd never live it down haha.

#7 (permalink) 01-05-2009, 01:37 PM
Sir.Smokesalot is gone but still here Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 1,201	Re: The Most Embarassing Thing You've Done Stoned Before? i got so high before this presentation i had to do with my group in psychologist class..i basically looked high as fuck and alot of uhs..im usually a good public speaker but my group leader was a fuckin bitch who tried to take all the credit..thank god my teacher got a crush on me.. __________________ SMOKE HIGH GRADE TO GET HIGH GRADES!

#8 (permalink) 01-05-2009, 03:03 PM
yourHIGHness The Queen Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Up on the Moon, with a blunt and a brew... Posts: 1,125 Blog Entries: 3	Re: The Most Embarassing Thing You've Done Stoned Before? I went to my college class high, and my teacher knew it, and stood infront of my desk the whole class, and then asked to see me after class to let me know she doesnt appreciate me coming to her classes high. (shes an ex cop). It was cool after that tho but it was very embarrassing for me. __________________ ♪ Good things gro-o-ow, in Ontario! ♪ "The CN Tower isn't the only thing that's high!" HYDRO Grow Journal with pics & vid BC Northern Lights

#9 (permalink) 01-05-2009, 03:33 PM
carbinered Registered User Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 415	Re: The Most Embarassing Thing You've Done Stoned Before? im sure there are alot of embarassing things ive dont but not while high. so ill share one while i was, me and my brother and a few o his boys were going to go out and eat after we blazed a 1/8 of some OG Kush. i was sitting in the far left seat of the backseat of the car and i was trying to put on my seabelt but it wouldnt fit after literally 5 minutes of trying my brother finally tells me i was puttting on the seatbelt for the middle seat..... FAIL! __________________

#11 (permalink) 01-05-2009, 04:42 PM
docleary Sexual Sharpshooter Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: where the wild things are Posts: 1,606	Re: The Most Embarassing Thing You've Done Stoned Before? i drank 1/5 of vodka in like 10 minutes and tried to go to my school to watch a soccer game. i ended up puking in this girls car and she rolled me out and drove away. i was probably 2 blocks from my school, but i couldnt stand up or walk. the police showed up, followed by an ambulance and then the soccer game ended so everyone was driving by while paramedics were covering me up with a blanket. when i went back to school everyone was like "oh, we thought you were dead" and all kinds of shit like that. __________________

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