Greatest Christmas Ever!!!!

[thewhitehouse]

Long Read...Clif Notes at bottom.

Me and frosting_13 went with her family to a christmas party. Like, I mean holy crap, I would rather be in a retirement home boring. Then we went to another party (that I almost conviced her parents not to take us to because I just wanted to go home). Anyways, we go in the house, and the first thing that me and frosting_13's 13 year old brother do is look at each other and say, "somebody is growing weed!". HOORAY!!! As I walk in, some dude walks out and starts smoking a joint. I would have joined him, but frosting's parents would have saw me (they don't even know I smoke cigarettes). Anyways...I head downstairs...and there is a bar! Too bad I couldn't have anything to drink....I'm only 20.

Well, frosting_13 tells me that her dad was doing secret shots of whiskey at the last party. So I wait till her family leaves the room, leaving me, her dad, and about 30 other people there.

Me: So, how was the shots of whiskey? (letting him know that I know and his wife doesn't).
Him: It wsan't whiskey, it was brandy. Why? What do you want? A jack-n-coke?
Me: No, a capt. and coke.
Him: OK.

So he heads off and fills half a solo cup with rum, and the other half with coke. Time goes on, and he keeps refilling my cup with a shit-ton of rum and very little coke. Eventually, I start talking to frosting_13's mom (who is shitfaced as I was) and she goes, "What have you got in your cup? Huh?" And I look around and I'm like "coke..." And then frosting_13's dad walks up and goes, "He didn't pour anything...I DID!!! Well, at least the first couple cups of liquor." So, I'm shocked and drunk . After that, each of them take turns getting me alcohol on demand (and they are WAY against minors drinking, too). All-in-all, I problably had 10-15 shots of rum and whiskey, and I am a small dude.

Anyways, they take me home, drunk as a motherfucker. I sneak off to bed with frosting_13 cause my parents are gone (we live in their basement). Then, my parents get home and want to open presents. So I'm like "yay! presents! WOOT!". I go about unwrapping presets with my family, completely hammered, with incoherent babblling (ie, "wow dad, you sure are good, but a dick. Makking you a good father for being an ass").

I leave the room, and my mom turns to frosting_13 and says, (word for word), "Wow. I don't know what you guys did before you came back, but I like it. You got to to it more often."



CLIFF'S NOTES:
frosting_13's parent took turns getting me drunk.
I go home to my parents drunk.
My mom recommends I get drunk more often (and doesn't even know I am drunk)

[niccce]

This is either bullshit...
or a christmas miracle!!!

haha

[Leapfrog]

Haha nice sure a memorable Christmas!

[thewhitehouse]

Dude, you guys have no idea. this was my BEST ever christmas!!!

I forgot to add the fact that frosting_13's dad insisted I invite him to my next kegger. He said we could use his keg cooler even.

[Abayman]

hahaha nice story bro
we're you surprised when he offered you a drink??

[thewhitehouse]

I couldn't even believe it!!! Best part of all - I get to do it all over again tomorrow for new years!!!

[PerezPurpp]

haha damn man finally a good random story

nice

[Dankenstein420]

lol sick,

[thewhitehouse]

I love this story. It's so AWESOME!!!

[Mitchy]

Originally Posted by thewhitehouse

I love this story. It's so AWESOME!!!

Nice bump.