thewhitehouse and frosting_13's high journal

[KeeneGreen]

Originally Posted by thewhitehouse

(Sealing a joint rolled with Cotton Candy Juicy Jays) Wow, this shit tastes good. I wonder why it tastes like cotton candy?

Simply Hilarious...

(Edit) Having now read through the thread I would just like to ask.. Ebene what is your problem? First, your bashing a thread that makes the creators happy. Regardless of whether your entertained or not, what is the point is just posting mean things??? You achieve nothing, and possibly hurt others feelings.. Second, just relax man, smoke up and try to find enjoyment in all little things, like funny quotes from a thread, besides, it makes life much more enjoyable.

[thewhitehouse]

I completely forgot I said that. That one is so hilarious if you are in the perfect mood for it.

[thewhitehouse]

(Oh dear, last night was definately some good weed. Check these ones out.)

*After 10 minutes of conversation about the KFC Devil (WTF IDK either...) ended like this...
Frosting_13: The devil of KFC is the anti-chicken!!! Get it? like the anti-christ?
Me: No, I am pretty sure there is no KFC devil.
Frosting_13: That was the gayest thing I ever heard, next to what I just said. You can't compare. I am KFC!!!

(Chewing popcorn) I think I found a seed. (I spit out a kernal) yup.

(Stares into a microwave while it is cooking something) That light is like a beacon in the dark...

Me: I need my knife back.
Squeamoz: Why?
Me: Because of my crazy mom. So I can defend myself against her evilness.

Am I a nerd because I know so many languages and speak computer and shit?

(Watching "The Wild")
...and spot remover...what a bitch.

(Eating potato chips) (Picks up a chip and stares it down)
I am the potato chip king. Your offering doesn't please the king. Fling! (throws chip on ground and stomps it into the carpet)

Whoah. The chameleon changed into a lightbulb.

(Sees evil gazelle cult)
Dude, I totally want in.

TRUE FACT-There is a person in the credits whose name is Erica S. Friggen.

[frosting_13]

Talking to thewhitehouse: Your mom is so cheap even a hooker could buy her

I decided to start a new thread while high (I never did, but I wanted to....really fried) called "what is your/your bf's peters name?"
With a poll of: ...named
........ unnamed
........ Lez-no peter in life

Your face looks like it's getting longer and squarer....Squareour...squarour...SQUAREER...is that even a word???

I know how to tell if someone is eavesdropping. LETS FUCK. Then we will go upstairs and inspect the boners. Then we know who was listening!!!

[frosting_13]

Keep in mind I HATE family guy.
thewhitehouse was itching himself. I said: "Ooh, another crabb, ooh another crabb."
ten minutes later while talking about a dog our ex roommate had..."ooh another crabb."

thewhitehouse (about 20 minutes later):"my ass itches"
me:"ooh man, I have to write this all down again??!"

[frosting_13]

Our Revelations: (squeamoz, thewhitehouse, and me)
Squeamoz said: "When I die, I want it recorded so I can watch it on Youtube"
Me:"But you'll be dead"
Squeamoz:"Yeah, but it can be put on youtube1"
Thusly:
1. Heaven has Youtube

I don't even remember but it ended up like:
2. thewhitehouse was acting so gay, I'm afraid I'm gay.

Squeamoz:"what do you want to do?"
thewhitehouse:"lets watch those visualizers of tat music"
me:"Umm, do you really think staring at swirley pictures is a good thing to do high in front of your parents all day?"
them:"ohh, shit"
3. While high, you cannot sit there staring at the visualizers of your music program over the option of playing Halo 3 in front of your parents. Staring at a swirley screen giggling may give you away.

[PheenixTears420]

Originally Posted by ebene

Seriously? You guys think your lives are this interesting?

You clicked on a thread called "thewhitehouse and frosting_13's high journal". What were you expecting? That they would follow Tommy Chong around with a bong, weed and a notepad? Retard.

Anyways, High journals are a great idea. I kept one for a whole year. I laughed my ass off every time I read it. This is going to be one of my favourite subscribed threads. GC should have a separate section on the forums for high journals, just like there is for grow journals.

[thewhitehouse]

you want some coats with your marijuana?
Frosting_13:He's talking about prostitutes and is all like, "ew". He must be gay.

(Looking through stoner movies)
(Our Friend): Prostitutes are boring.

Did you just say, "save the condom from the hooker"?

You crawl like a pink elephant.

[NEW]

Originally Posted by annabis

Wow.. i've never met a "stoner" that uptight.
there just having fun. Lighten up.
i think its pretty cool. haha

Maybe hes a narc. Just saying......

[noodels]

Originally Posted by NEW

Maybe hes a narc. Just saying......

maybe this whole site is a conspiracy... 0_0....