thewhitehouse and frosting_13's high journal

[Hellavonne]

Originally Posted by ebene

You've been here less time than me, yet you have more posts than me... I think maybe you might be the one at the computer 24/7. Good job, Paluko.

no during the time i am on i find the time to post in allot of threads at once if i like them. opening them all in dif tabs about 6 or 7 at once then reply if i like it. takes about half hour to do so it isnt that hard to get posts.. and whos paluko?

[thewhitehouse]

Just got a new 18" thick glass bong with a heady bowl. Pretty sweet shit. We decided to give it a try last night. After much debate, we decided to call it "Poseidon".
(We watched Snow White and the Seven Dwarves, btw)

There's cobwebs everywhere. Dirty. Dirty. Dirty.

I'm barkin' like a hotdog. Arf! Arf!

frosting_13: Go find Aladdin!
Me: ... okay, I have Mary Poppins?

Triton is the main man-mermaid!

Dakota only has 3 legs, not four. Is he retarted?

[frosting_13]

Unicorns are mystical beans.

(when snow white is looking at the names of the midgets engraved on the foot of their respective beds) I like how she assumes that's their names. Maybe it's what they like to do. Like Dope.

(when the evil witch makes a poisoned apple)
If I was her, I would be like, "I'm gonna make a spell so dark and so deep, not even your momma will want you!"

I'm like the long-haired creepy hippie dude at the store. I'm high like that right now.

Dude, I said play the movie, not the commercials.

Did I really say that? Oh man. What?

Why are there smarties and dum-dums? Like candy?

(Out of absolutely nowhere) I sing songs from video games.

Bonkin' is your daddy's nightmare.

[Ganja King]

Originally Posted by thewhitehouse

My 3 greatest highs:
(1) time in the hotel
(2) this time
(3) and they're all great after that

I want a robot helmet.

(Reaching in a bag of donuts)
Hey! There's a donut in the bag of chips!

Imagine if you were snooping through my room and went through my nightstand. This is what you'll find: condoms, lubricant, body spray, knives, mace...

- I hit frosting_13 in the nose trying to "shhh" her when my parents came back -

Dude, "Lost" is the reason I'm totally blazin'.

I can speak dogsled.

I yell, at 3am with my parents and sister upstairs sleeping, "I don't know about you, but I'm Baked!" (I hold up a bag of Lay's Baked Potato Chips, acting like a commercial)

lol i love that one

[frosting_13]

You are so hairy, I could donate your pubes to "Locks of Love"...

[frosting_13]

You know how people burn dog crap bags and put them in front of peoples houses...what if i were to shit in a bag, then put it in front of their dog house...

[frosting_13]

Shut up - you're just like chinese food. We don't want you when you grow up.

Sorry. I was brushing my teeth with your nipples.

TheWhiteHouse: Dude, what is Pi?
Me: I don't know. Sometimes it's pumpkin.

You have lots of eyes.

Beef stew sounds good in a pot.

Did I just hear a word that I've never heard before? Or am I imagining it?

[thewhitehouse]

I feel like a drug just smacked me in my brain! Whoa!

[thewhitehouse]

uh-oh wee are high again. more posts this time.

"Dude! You razored my body!"

Frosting_13: "You know what is funny? When your parents are like, "What? Are you high or stoned or something?" be all like, "No, mom. Weed doesn't make you hallucanate..." Then you are only doing pot, and they'll be glad, cuz for a split second they thought you were doing acid or something.

Frosting_13: Where's the febreeze, we gotta cover the smell. Me: "Oh shit, where...(looks all over room quickly)...oh shit, I can't see smells!?"

[Parradoxx]

Originally Posted by frosting_13

Shut up - you're just like chinese food. We don't want you when you grow up.

Sorry. I was brushing my teeth with your nipples.

TheWhiteHouse: Dude, what is Pi?
Me: I don't know. Sometimes it's pumpkin.

You have lots of eyes.

Beef stew sounds good in a pot.

Did I just hear a word that I've never heard before? Or am I imagining it?

Hilarious

[frosting_13]

Thewhitehouse: Hows it feel to be healthy? You just smoked marijuana

Thewhitehouse: This is grade A marijuanaweedbud!!! like a kota. Do'nt be retarded, don't write like a kota....lol. Me: but its what you said while i was writing...






I'm narrating our high FYI

[thewhitehouse]

Dude, he feels like a statue...he just keeps growing (holding my son)

[annabis]

Originally Posted by ebene

You've been here less time than me, yet you have more posts than me... I think maybe you might be the one at the computer 24/7. Good job, Paluko.

Wow.. i've never met a "stoner" that uptight.
there just having fun. Lighten up.
i think its pretty cool. haha

[AwesomeHachi16]

i thought i was the only one who writes down hilarious crap happening when stoned. i am glad to know i am not. though, i write mine in a notebook.

Originally Posted by thewhitehouse

Frosting_13: Where's the febreeze, we gotta cover the smell. Me: "Oh shit, where...(looks all over room quickly)...oh shit, I can't see smells!?"

this reminded me of when me and my friend were smoking in my room and she
Her: "you're a pet odor! get you! get you!" while spraying febreeze with me

[Caked&Baked]

Originally Posted by thewhitehouse

I yell, at 3am with my parents and sister upstairs sleeping, "I don't know about you, but I'm Baked!" (I hold up a bag of Lay's Baked Potato Chips, acting like a commercial)

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