Faking sick and smoking up

SkeevyStoner · #1 (**permalink**) 11-06-2003, 03:11 AM

Today was a really sweet day for me. 2 weeks ago i decide to buy 1/8. Cost me 50 bucks too. The first night i smoked it i was amazed. I smoked less than half of one nug (there were 10-15 in there) and i had never been that high. For the last 2 weeks I have smoked almost every day and I am really enjoying it. So last night I had a genius plan. I told my mom my stomach was upset and went to bed early. I set my alarm tho for 430 for my "plan." So my alarm goes off and i go downstairs to fill a cup of water. Lucky for me my mom is a light sleeper and my bathroom is right next to her room. So i slam the door and lock it so she will prolly wake up. I start making vomiting noises and I pour a lil water in the toilet (to sound like vomit) and do this for a while. Then I go out and go in her room and I say "do u have any rolaids" and she goes "were u throwing up?" and i said yes. i knew i was set. I got to stay home from school So she leaves for work, I fill up my bong and smoke half a nug. I just chilled all day and watched family guy DVDs. Man those are funny when ur high. So i smoked at 8 and it lasted till about 5. Yes. That is 9 hours. It was such a good day. I will prolly smoke again tonite. I cant wait till this summer when i go to college. its gonna be tight! Well anyways post any stories u have that are worth hearing. Later

TheHempress · #2 (**permalink**) 11-06-2003, 02:23 PM

That's pretty slick. Lucky for me my mom always left for work before my bus came anyway, so I didn't have to go to all that trouble

telluride toker · #3 (**permalink**) 11-06-2003, 03:21 PM

that is pretty slick, but if you're missing school to smoke weed, that's not a real good idea. Easy to get out of control.

Shogun2002 · #4 (**permalink**) 11-06-2003, 05:45 PM

well,at least you had some fun while everyone was sitting in school, smoke on.

Don't make a habit of it, it could get out of control.

IndianaToker · #5 (**permalink**) 11-06-2003, 06:44 PM

Lol, you're sneaky. But as others have said, don't sacrifice your education for a buzz. Moderation is the key my friend.

WaY_WeiRd · #6 (**permalink**) 11-06-2003, 08:46 PM

Ha...
When I want to skip, but don't want to get caught or run outta absences...
I just photocopy an old excused absence form.

We only get 9 unexcused absences before credit review, so since I make fake doctor's notes...
I'll never exceed my limit.

I just did it the other day.

My friend, her b/f, and I toked it up... Plus her and I were drunk.

And noooooo one ever has to know! Mwa hahahahaha!

Pot Geek · #7 (**permalink**) 11-06-2003, 10:31 PM

For the sake of sounding like an 80s Public Service Announcement:

Skipping school isn't cool!

Anyway, yeah... I'd have to back up what a bunch of other people have said. Don't make a habit of skipping to toke up.

Chode · #8 (**permalink**) 11-07-2003, 06:05 PM

*Called in sick to work today*
*Just toked the bong*
*Puts on Family Guy*

Cheers.

remorse · #9 (**permalink**) 11-08-2003, 12:44 AM

I'd been sitting at work reading the forums here and wishing I was at home with my pipe...

...when my boss walks up at 4pm and starts telling everyone to go home & have a nice weekend!

Someone's looking out for me :D

stoned_soldier · #10 (**permalink**) 11-09-2003, 02:08 AM

this one dude in my class is always high, and skips a LOT of skool. he comes like 3 days maximum per week. his marks are horrible. i keep saying he's gonna a janitor or something.

WaY_WeiRd · #11 (**permalink**) 11-09-2003, 03:18 AM

I've skipped I think 3 days this year, total.

My grades are all A's and B's...

I've come to school stoned, and on yellow jackets before.

I barfed when I was on the yellow jackets though... LOL.

SkeevyStoner · #12 (**permalink**) 11-10-2003, 12:16 AM

Yea I'm def not gonna make a habit out of that. It was just a one time thing. I make A's and B's and I think i prolly got stuff goin for me and I'm def not gonna mess it all up for a little fun. Thanks for the concern tho. Man what a great community this city is. I love it.

thccrystals · #13 (**permalink**) 11-11-2003, 03:41 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by stoned_soldier
this one dude in my class is always high, and skips a LOT of skool. he comes like 3 days maximum per week. his marks are horrible. i keep saying he's gonna a janitor or something.

He'll probably win the megamillions lotto and be set for life.

Chode · #14 (**permalink**) 11-12-2003, 08:22 AM

I smoked pot all through highschool, constantly. I dropped out when I was 15 fuckin' years old, but I had a 3.85 GPA when I did. Fuck highschool, I got a GED and enrolled in Community College, then transfered to Cal State Fullerton, and maintained great grades while smoking non-stop.

mr roboto · #15 (**permalink**) 11-18-2003, 03:59 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Chode
I smoked pot all through highschool, constantly. I dropped out when I was 15 fuckin' years old, but I had a 3.85 GPA when I did. Fuck highschool, I got a GED and enrolled in Community College, then transfered to Cal State Fullerton, and maintained great grades while smoking non-stop.

What do you do now?

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#1 (permalink) 11-06-2003, 03:11 AM
SkeevyStoner Registered User Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: United States Posts: 58	Faking sick and smoking up Today was a really sweet day for me. 2 weeks ago i decide to buy 1/8. Cost me 50 bucks too. The first night i smoked it i was amazed. I smoked less than half of one nug (there were 10-15 in there) and i had never been that high. For the last 2 weeks I have smoked almost every day and I am really enjoying it. So last night I had a genius plan. I told my mom my stomach was upset and went to bed early. I set my alarm tho for 430 for my "plan." So my alarm goes off and i go downstairs to fill a cup of water. Lucky for me my mom is a light sleeper and my bathroom is right next to her room. So i slam the door and lock it so she will prolly wake up. I start making vomiting noises and I pour a lil water in the toilet (to sound like vomit) and do this for a while. Then I go out and go in her room and I say "do u have any rolaids" and she goes "were u throwing up?" and i said yes. i knew i was set. I got to stay home from school So she leaves for work, I fill up my bong and smoke half a nug. I just chilled all day and watched family guy DVDs. Man those are funny when ur high. So i smoked at 8 and it lasted till about 5. Yes. That is 9 hours. It was such a good day. I will prolly smoke again tonite. I cant wait till this summer when i go to college. its gonna be tight! Well anyways post any stories u have that are worth hearing. Later __________________ I like smokables.

#2 (permalink) 11-06-2003, 02:23 PM
TheHempress You're not the chosen one Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: 4200 Super Moderator Blvd., Grasscity Pennsylvania, 17420 Posts: 11,950 Blog Entries: 8	That's pretty slick. Lucky for me my mom always left for work before my bus came anyway, so I didn't have to go to all that trouble __________________ Now baby, baby, baby this world must seem so immense compared to the womb and baby, baby, baby your head must seem so much smaller than you assumed the whole world seems to center around you it'd be easy to make the mistake that maybe you're why the world was made

#3 (permalink) 11-06-2003, 03:21 PM
telluride toker Stay away from my pudding Join Date: May 2003 Location: The valley obscured by clouds... Posts: 817	that is pretty slick, but if you're missing school to smoke weed, that's not a real good idea. Easy to get out of control. __________________ There are two kinds of people in this world. Those who like table tennis, and those who don't. I'm the guy in the corner getting high. I'm a rebel... just like everyone else.

#4 (permalink) 11-06-2003, 05:45 PM
Shogun2002 Old School Stoner Join Date: May 2003 Location: Ireland Posts: 1,737	well,at least you had some fun while everyone was sitting in school, smoke on. Don't make a habit of it, it could get out of control.

#5 (permalink) 11-06-2003, 06:44 PM
IndianaToker Indy :Administrator: Join Date: Apr 2002 Posts: 8,941	Lol, you're sneaky. But as others have said, don't sacrifice your education for a buzz. Moderation is the key my friend.

#6 (permalink) 11-06-2003, 08:46 PM
WaY_WeiRd "Stonerrrrr..." Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Detroit, Michigan Posts: 44	Ha... When I want to skip, but don't want to get caught or run outta absences... I just photocopy an old excused absence form. We only get 9 unexcused absences before credit review, so since I make fake doctor's notes... I'll never exceed my limit. I just did it the other day. My friend, her b/f, and I toked it up... Plus her and I were drunk. And noooooo one ever has to know! Mwa hahahahaha! __________________ "I get so high that you would have to rip me outta the sky for the feeling that the <A HREF="http://hallsofillusions.com">real green</A> provides!" <BR> ~ Jamie Madrox of <A HREF="http://twiztid.com">Twiztid</A> - "Hydro"

#7 (permalink) 11-06-2003, 10:31 PM
Pot Geek Broke neo-hippie. Join Date: May 2003 Location: Southwest Michigan Posts: 485	For the sake of sounding like an 80s Public Service Announcement: Skipping school isn't cool! Anyway, yeah... I'd have to back up what a bunch of other people have said. Don't make a habit of skipping to toke up. __________________ The bad news is.. war begets war, fighting begets fighting, revenge begets revenge, evil begets evil! The Good News is: peace begets peace, kindness begets kindness, compassion begets compassion, love begets love! The answer is simple, love!!!

#8 (permalink) 11-07-2003, 06:05 PM
Chode i'm rick james, bitch. Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Orange County, CA Posts: 572	Called in sick to work today Just toked the bong Puts on Family Guy Cheers. __________________ <b><font color="black"></b><font size="1">ride a longboard. get stoned. <b>

#9 (permalink) 11-08-2003, 12:44 AM
remorse Registered User Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Not in Mexico. Posts: 144	I'd been sitting at work reading the forums here and wishing I was at home with my pipe... ...when my boss walks up at 4pm and starts telling everyone to go home & have a nice weekend! Someone's looking out for me :D

#10 (permalink) 11-09-2003, 02:08 AM
stoned_soldier BOOGA BOOGA!! jaywalker Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: T..O.. Posts: 3,262	this one dude in my class is always high, and skips a LOT of skool. he comes like 3 days maximum per week. his marks are horrible. i keep saying he's gonna a janitor or something. __________________ "And don't criticize what you can't understand." - Bob Dylan "I am what I am." - Popeye http://kristos.150m.com www.myspace.com/preachercreaturegta www.myspace.com/bonsaiforestry

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#11 (permalink) 11-09-2003, 03:18 AM
WaY_WeiRd "Stonerrrrr..." Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Detroit, Michigan Posts: 44	I've skipped I think 3 days this year, total. My grades are all A's and B's... I've come to school stoned, and on yellow jackets before. I barfed when I was on the yellow jackets though... LOL. __________________ "I get so high that you would have to rip me outta the sky for the feeling that the <A HREF="http://hallsofillusions.com">real green</A> provides!" <BR> ~ Jamie Madrox of <A HREF="http://twiztid.com">Twiztid</A> - "Hydro"

#12 (permalink) 11-10-2003, 12:16 AM
SkeevyStoner Registered User Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: United States Posts: 58	Yea I'm def not gonna make a habit out of that. It was just a one time thing. I make A's and B's and I think i prolly got stuff goin for me and I'm def not gonna mess it all up for a little fun. Thanks for the concern tho. Man what a great community this city is. I love it. __________________ I like smokables.

#14 (permalink) 11-12-2003, 08:22 AM
Chode i'm rick james, bitch. Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Orange County, CA Posts: 572	I smoked pot all through highschool, constantly. I dropped out when I was 15 fuckin' years old, but I had a 3.85 GPA when I did. Fuck highschool, I got a GED and enrolled in Community College, then transfered to Cal State Fullerton, and maintained great grades while smoking non-stop. __________________ <b><font color="black"></b><font size="1">ride a longboard. get stoned. <b>