Fucked up encounters with nature while baked

[Mustard Tiger]

Yesterday had to be the most random day when it comes to nature, it all started when we went to a beach for the day.

After blazing and drinking in the lake away from the beach (cuz cops patrolled to look out for public drinking) we come back to our spot tp dry off. While im talking to my friend a 2" dragon fly like sticks to his face and starts buzzing. My friends like WTF and slaps it off him. This beach is PACKED, like a another spot of people every 2 metres in any direction, and the dragon fly lands on his face.

After that we decide to go get burgerking, as its one of the small amount of stores on the strip, which also has a Beer Store, LCBO, clothing shops, tatoo/head shop and a pizza place.

we come back to our spot on the beach and eat, and most of the people leave to go drink in the car as we couldn't take too many beers into the lake without anyone catching on.

So while im sitting me and my friend see the seagull pull a bag away from us and tear it apart. Soon like 30 of its homies come and incircle us, slowly advancing to the leftover food. Like 10 other groups of people are watching this. Me completely blazed finally tells my friend that we should clean up the garbage before we get eaten by seagulls.

After we get back i shower, change and go to my friends house. I'm not buzzed so I told him that i would blaze on the bleachers in a baseball diamond close to his house. I start walking there (its like 30seconds away) and right before i get to the bleachers I see 5 racoons run away and climb the trees that hang overtop of and near the bleachers. All of them start growling and hissing and breathing really loud at me. So im like FUCK THAT i'll just smoke under this streetlamp thats also covered by trees.

My friend comes up with his girl and asks if his girl can have a hit. So i pack a bowl of this rediculously long burning shake i have and I hand it to them and tell em about the racoons. They just look at me like a stoned idiot when suddenly all the racoons start chattering. Then we hit this ridicoulsy long lasting bowl for like 10 minutes.

Thats my story on nature and blazing,
peace.

[Reggin]

You realize you just posted two identical threads with different titles? Wow.

[wh1tn3y420]

one time i was smoking at a lake and i was watching this family of geese teach their kids how to fly and it was amazing. then the babies were killed by a much bigger bird. right infront of my eyes. total buzzkill

[Mustard Tiger]

Originally Posted by Reggin

You realize you just posted two identical threads with different titles? Wow.

sorry the city was loading really slow so I din notice i posted it twice. i was blazed