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mr.roller · #1 (**permalink**) 07-06-2008, 06:32 AM

ok i know this is stupid bear with me here

so it was the fourth of the July.I went to my best freiends house for a party.
anyways fastfoward After about 6 beer bongs 1 shotgun 4 fat joints and like 6 or 7 bitch beers. So i was hammerd drunk and high so im chillen in this lawn chair.
This hot ass girl is talking to me.So were sitten there talking away then she says can you walk me to the house I want to go laydown. (i was like hell yeah mother fucker im going to get some poonani)We get into the house and we laydown and makin out . She was kinda below the wasit line hint hint Anyways I have my head layed back and my eyes closed gettin into this shit THEN!!!! I hear OH HELL NO then all i see is a flying fist of fury!! So i get up and put my hand on her forhead and push her back and i stagger outside to try to get out in the open cause. I was gettin my ass kicked in tight cornors. So i relize the bitch that was hitten me is this girls older sister. Well the girls boyfreind starts talkin shit to me. I swing hit him in the face get on top of him and got to town on his face THEN!!!! I feel a sharp ass pain in the back of my head i got my head stomped by a high hee.l My best freinds hear all the comotion and shit they. Come staggering over there and break all this shit up.

My head is bleedin in the back. I had to get stitches. 13 to be exact. The doctors check my blood alchol level and i come up .011 and they call the police they talk to my parents for underage drinkin and im like fuck dude im 18 i have the right to serve my country but i cant get drunk on forth of july they was assholes so i got a ticket and have to go to court on the 18 of augest it sucks man my head hurts from the stiches but its all good the doctor gave me a 30 day prescrition to 10mg of tabs so im doing alright and im still smokin weed to keep the pain down alot
my freiend calls my tells my i broke her boyfreiends nose and he has to have surgey that was the best part

Satchel · #2 (**permalink**) 07-06-2008, 06:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mr.roller

ok i know this is stupid bear with me here

so it was the fourth of the July.I went to my best freiends house for a party.
anyways fastfoward After about 6 beer bongs 1 shotgun 4 fat joints and like 6 or 7 bitch beers. So i was hammerd drunk and high so im chillen in this lawn chair.
This hot ass girl is talking to me.So were sitten there talking away then she says can you walk me to the house I want to go laydown. (i was like hell yeah mother fucker im going to get some poonani)We get into the house and we laydown and makin out . She was kinda below the wasit line hint hint Anyways I have my head layed back and my eyes closed gettin into this shit THEN!!!! I hear OH HELL NO then all i see is a flying fist of fury!! So i get up and put my hand on her forhead and push her back and i stagger outside to try to get out in the open cause. I was gettin my ass kicked in tight cornors. So i relize the bitch that was hitten me is this girls older sister. Well the girls boyfreind starts talkin shit to me. I swing hit him in the face get on top of him and got to town on his face THEN!!!! I feel a sharp ass pain in the back of my head i got my head stomped by a high hee.l My best freinds hear all the comotion and shit they. Come staggering over there and break all this shit up.

My head is bleedin in the back. I had to get stitches. 13 to be exact. The doctors check my blood alchol level and i come up .011 and they call the police they talk to my parents for underage drinkin and im like fuck dude im 18 i have the right to serve my country but i cant get drunk on forth of july they was assholes so i got a ticket and have to go to court on the 18 of augest it sucks man my head hurts from the stiches but its all good the doctor gave me a 30 day prescrition to 10mg of tabs so im doing alright and im still smokin weed to keep the pain down alot
my freiend calls my tells my i broke her boyfreiends nose and he has to have surgey that was the best part

Woot

...guess he shouldn't have been talking shit

kinkz · #3 (**permalink**) 07-06-2008, 06:38 AM

even though you got your ass whooped by a girl, it's all good because in the end you can say, at least i got in one good ass lick. haha shit, i wouldn't mind either if i got to break someone's nose during that whole ordeal. and damn that sucks that she smashed her heel into the back of your head. that was such a cheap shot. i would have killed a bitch!

rubbsled · #4 (**permalink**) 07-06-2008, 05:38 PM

i think it's bullshit that if a girl cheats on her boyfriend that it's automatically the guy's fault and that HE get's the asswhoopin. Shouldn't the girl be the one who gets shit for it? She's the one who cheated, not you. It's not your fault she's horny and wanted to suck some shlong!

GolgiApparatus · #5 (**permalink**) 07-06-2008, 05:41 PM

I think society's perspective of that situation is extremely fucked up.

So if a girl starts hitting a guy its ok. Right?
If the dude hits back its NOT ok. Right?
And if the girl injures the dude (some crazy bitches out ther) then the dude is a pussy. Right?

Fuck that.

If a woman has enough nerve to NON PLAYFULLY assault another man, she deserves to get the shit kicked out of her just like a guy would if he hit another guy.

End of story.

mobilexterror · #6 (**permalink**) 07-06-2008, 06:38 PM

out of control story, but uhhhh, can't the doctors ABSOLUTELY NOT involve the police if they give you a drug screen or a blood alcohol test and you fail them? Doctor/Patient confidentiality?

BubbleKushKrshr · #7 (**permalink**) 07-06-2008, 07:04 PM

Ya if my head was stomped on by a high heel I wouldn't be the only one getting stiches.

dvskidsec · #8 (**permalink**) 07-06-2008, 08:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GolgiApparatus

I think society's perspective of that situation is extremely fucked up.

So if a girl starts hitting a guy its ok. Right?
If the dude hits back its NOT ok. Right?
And if the girl injures the dude (some crazy bitches out ther) then the dude is a pussy. Right?

Fuck that.

If a woman has enough nerve to NON PLAYFULLY assault another man, she deserves to get the shit kicked out of her just like a guy would if he hit another guy.

End of story.

Thank you.

Sir Smoke A Lot · #9 (**permalink**) 07-06-2008, 09:53 PM

lol good story

skittlette · #10 (**permalink**) 07-06-2008, 11:37 PM

as a female myself i can honestly even say that that was fucked up...unless the chick was like 14 or some shit
its not your fault that shes a ho and decided to cheat on her bf WHILE HE WAS THERE...and obviously you didnt kno these ppl..so who can blame yah?

and also as a female...i believe in equal rites in the sence that if her sister decided to ULTIMATE cheap shot you then she shoulda gotten a small ass beating herself...hey man, if id been there, ida helped stomp her ass for yah

Blutteufel · #11 (**permalink**) 07-06-2008, 11:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GolgiApparatus

I think society's perspective of that situation is extremely fucked up.

So if a girl starts hitting a guy its ok. Right?
If the dude hits back its NOT ok. Right?
And if the girl injures the dude (some crazy bitches out ther) then the dude is a pussy. Right?

Fuck that.

If a woman has enough nerve to NON PLAYFULLY assault another man, she deserves to get the shit kicked out of her just like a guy would if he hit another guy.

End of story.

Double-standards FTL.

that_kid_parker · #12 (**permalink**) 07-06-2008, 11:53 PM

haha that was a good story.. too bad you didnt get to finish your nut though right? ha .. man that sucks some bitch went off on you, atleast you fucked her boyfreinds nose up now & everytime she looks at him she'll see you laying in the bed with her little sisters mouth on your cock bro lol

Project_DARK · #13 (**permalink**) 07-07-2008, 12:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GolgiApparatus

I think society's perspective of that situation is extremely fucked up.

So if a girl starts hitting a guy its ok. Right?
If the dude hits back its NOT ok. Right?
And if the girl injures the dude (some crazy bitches out ther) then the dude is a pussy. Right?

Fuck that.

If a woman has enough nerve to NON PLAYFULLY assault another man, she deserves to get the shit kicked out of her just like a guy would if he hit another guy.

End of story.

Lawl How come you always post in blue??

Atlblazer · #14 (**permalink**) 07-07-2008, 12:16 AM

I agree with what alot of people are saying man, I dunno how up to fighting you were after takeing a heel to the back of the head, but I would have got up. And, knocked that bitch outt.

GolgiApparatus · #15 (**permalink**) 07-07-2008, 12:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Project_DARK

Lawl How come you always post in blue??

Cause im just a blue guy

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#1 (permalink) 07-06-2008, 06:32 AM
mr.roller Registered User Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 30	i got my ass kicked by a girl? ok i know this is stupid bear with me here so it was the fourth of the July.I went to my best freiends house for a party. anyways fastfoward After about 6 beer bongs 1 shotgun 4 fat joints and like 6 or 7 bitch beers. So i was hammerd drunk and high so im chillen in this lawn chair. This hot ass girl is talking to me.So were sitten there talking away then she says can you walk me to the house I want to go laydown. (i was like hell yeah mother fucker im going to get some poonani)We get into the house and we laydown and makin out . She was kinda below the wasit line hint hint Anyways I have my head layed back and my eyes closed gettin into this shit THEN!!!! I hear OH HELL NO then all i see is a flying fist of fury!! So i get up and put my hand on her forhead and push her back and i stagger outside to try to get out in the open cause. I was gettin my ass kicked in tight cornors. So i relize the bitch that was hitten me is this girls older sister. Well the girls boyfreind starts talkin shit to me. I swing hit him in the face get on top of him and got to town on his face THEN!!!! I feel a sharp ass pain in the back of my head i got my head stomped by a high hee.l My best freinds hear all the comotion and shit they. Come staggering over there and break all this shit up. My head is bleedin in the back. I had to get stitches. 13 to be exact. The doctors check my blood alchol level and i come up .011 and they call the police they talk to my parents for underage drinkin and im like fuck dude im 18 i have the right to serve my country but i cant get drunk on forth of july they was assholes so i got a ticket and have to go to court on the 18 of augest it sucks man my head hurts from the stiches but its all good the doctor gave me a 30 day prescrition to 10mg of tabs so im doing alright and im still smokin weed to keep the pain down alot my freiend calls my tells my i broke her boyfreiends nose and he has to have surgey that was the best part

#3 (permalink) 07-06-2008, 06:38 AM
kinkz i like it sticky Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: atl Posts: 1,052	even though you got your ass whooped by a girl, it's all good because in the end you can say, at least i got in one good ass lick. haha shit, i wouldn't mind either if i got to break someone's nose during that whole ordeal. and damn that sucks that she smashed her heel into the back of your head. that was such a cheap shot. i would have killed a bitch! __________________

#4 (permalink) 07-06-2008, 05:38 PM
rubbsled Mighty Pirate Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Upstate NY Posts: 458	i think it's bullshit that if a girl cheats on her boyfriend that it's automatically the guy's fault and that HE get's the asswhoopin. Shouldn't the girl be the one who gets shit for it? She's the one who cheated, not you. It's not your fault she's horny and wanted to suck some shlong!

#5 (permalink) 07-06-2008, 05:41 PM
GolgiApparatus Cosmonaut Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Rama Posts: 1,666	I think society's perspective of that situation is extremely fucked up. So if a girl starts hitting a guy its ok. Right? If the dude hits back its NOT ok. Right? And if the girl injures the dude (some crazy bitches out ther) then the dude is a pussy. Right? Fuck that. If a woman has enough nerve to NON PLAYFULLY assault another man, she deserves to get the shit kicked out of her just like a guy would if he hit another guy. End of story. __________________

#6 (permalink) 07-06-2008, 06:38 PM
mobilexterror Registered User Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 134	out of control story, but uhhhh, can't the doctors ABSOLUTELY NOT involve the police if they give you a drug screen or a blood alcohol test and you fail them? Doctor/Patient confidentiality? __________________

#7 (permalink) 07-06-2008, 07:04 PM
BubbleKushKrshr Kushed Out of my Mind Join Date: May 2007 Location: Detroit Posts: 182	Ya if my head was stomped on by a high heel I wouldn't be the only one getting stiches. __________________ stretch it, flip it, re-up stretch it, flip it, re-up stretch it, flip it, re-up

#9 (permalink) 07-06-2008, 09:53 PM
Sir Smoke A Lot Registered User Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 718	lol good story __________________ i go deep in a zone, a thousand miles beneath what you think that im on, i never really leave at all its just my mind gone

#10 (permalink) 07-06-2008, 11:37 PM
skittlette YAY!!.....huh? Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: in a bubble under the bed Posts: 1,875	as a female myself i can honestly even say that that was fucked up...unless the chick was like 14 or some shit its not your fault that shes a ho and decided to cheat on her bf WHILE HE WAS THERE...and obviously you didnt kno these ppl..so who can blame yah? and also as a female...i believe in equal rites in the sence that if her sister decided to ULTIMATE cheap shot you then she shoulda gotten a small ass beating herself...hey man, if id been there, ida helped stomp her ass for yah __________________ if sobriety was my lover, id laugh at them and tell them that drugs do me better holyrollers : Did you first experiment with drugs when you were under 18? If yes, you were molested by drugs. Therefore, the drug was a pedophile. sky dog : There is very little THC in your average Mexican Bandelero : If I could pick how I'd go out, I'd probably pick on top of a huge pile of weed as well. No worries. WWW.PETAKILLSANIMALS.COM

#14 (permalink) 07-07-2008, 12:16 AM
Atlblazer One Person of Many Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Atlanta Posts: 741	I agree with what alot of people are saying man, I dunno how up to fighting you were after takeing a heel to the back of the head, but I would have got up. And, knocked that bitch outt. __________________ "Facts an' facts, an' t'ings an' t'ings: dem's all a lotta fockin' bullshit. Hear me! Dere is no truth but de one truth, an' that is de truth of Jah Rasta Fari."

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