i got my ass kicked by a girl?

[OneHitter]

At least you were smart and kept your pimp hand out of it. Dude that just hit 18 definitely doesnt need an assault charge on a girl to weigh him down.

[Seedless_420]

Originally Posted by GolgiApparatus

I think society's perspective of that situation is extremely fucked up.

So if a girl starts hitting a guy its ok. Right?
If the dude hits back its NOT ok. Right?
And if the girl injures the dude (some crazy bitches out ther) then the dude is a pussy. Right?

Fuck that.

If a woman has enough nerve to NON PLAYFULLY assault another man, she deserves to get the shit kicked out of her just like a guy would if he hit another guy.

End of story.

You should run for president. + rep

[rocksteady]

Originally Posted by mr.roller

ok i know this is stupid bear with me here

so it was the fourth of the July.I went to my best freiends house for a party.
anyways fastfoward After about 6 beer bongs 1 shotgun 4 fat joints and like 6 or 7 bitch beers. So i was hammerd drunk and high so im chillen in this lawn chair.
This hot ass girl is talking to me.So were sitten there talking away then she says can you walk me to the house I want to go laydown. (i was like hell yeah mother fucker im going to get some poonani)We get into the house and we laydown and makin out . She was kinda below the wasit line hint hint Anyways I have my head layed back and my eyes closed gettin into this shit THEN!!!! I hear OH HELL NO then all i see is a flying fist of fury!! So i get up and put my hand on her forhead and push her back and i stagger outside to try to get out in the open cause. I was gettin my ass kicked in tight cornors. So i relize the bitch that was hitten me is this girls older sister. Well the girls boyfreind starts talkin shit to me. I swing hit him in the face get on top of him and got to town on his face THEN!!!! I feel a sharp ass pain in the back of my head i got my head stomped by a high hee.l My best freinds hear all the comotion and shit they. Come staggering over there and break all this shit up.

My head is bleedin in the back. I had to get stitches. 13 to be exact. The doctors check my blood alchol level and i come up .011 and they call the police they talk to my parents for underage drinkin and im like fuck dude im 18 i have the right to serve my country but i cant get drunk on forth of july they was assholes so i got a ticket and have to go to court on the 18 of augest it sucks man my head hurts from the stiches but its all good the doctor gave me a 30 day prescrition to 10mg of tabs so im doing alright and im still smokin weed to keep the pain down alot
my freiend calls my tells my i broke her boyfreiends nose and he has to have surgey that was the best part

dude i feel you man. i was at a 4 kegger for the fourth and shit got fuzzy there too. my buddy had a big ass foam cowboy hat on like off of celebrity jeopardy... the one with burt reynolds where he changes his name to turd fergason. anyways lol some bitch ran up and threw his hat in the fire, so he hauls ass to go grab it and i guess he bumped this girl in the process.
well, this girl was pissed and drunk, so she threw him in the fucking bonfire, his leg gets torched and i go apeshit like tellin her shes a cunt and stuff and he seriously could have died, you know.
well her boyfriend gets in my face for yellin at his girl, we get in a fight and it gets squirrely. our two towns are football rivals so the party was divided into the two halves for different towns.... and at this point, mostly all of my guys were gone and i was totally outnumbered.
anyways, it was me versus this whole town and i wrecked damn near all of them. i one-punched out like 6 of them but eventually someone grabbed my arms and i got tagged by brass kuckles though.... so after that i just said fuck it. i had been smokin blueberry kush all day and was hammered so i just left and went to bed.
the results, my jaw is sore from the brass knucks and i think i broke my middle knuckle from jacking people so hard.

god damn i love the 4th

[J-Pimp.]

Originally Posted by GolgiApparatus

Cause im just a blue guy

Im Blue, daba dee daba da.

[5446was my#]

Originally Posted by rocksteady

dude i feel you man. i was at a 4 kegger for the fourth and shit got fuzzy there too. my buddy had a big ass foam cowboy hat on like off of celebrity jeopardy... the one with burt reynolds where he changes his name to turd fergason. anyways lol some bitch ran up and threw his hat in the fire, so he hauls ass to go grab it and i guess he bumped this girl in the process.
well, this girl was pissed and drunk, so she threw him in the fucking bonfire, his leg gets torched and i go apeshit like tellin her shes a cunt and stuff and he seriously could have died, you know.
well her boyfriend gets in my face for yellin at his girl, we get in a fight and it gets squirrely. our two towns are football rivals so the party was divided into the two halves for different towns.... and at this point, mostly all of my guys were gone and i was totally outnumbered.
anyways, it was me versus this whole town and i wrecked damn near all of them. i one-punched out like 6 of them but eventually someone grabbed my arms and i got tagged by brass kuckles though.... so after that i just said fuck it. i had been smokin blueberry kush all day and was hammered so i just left and went to bed.
the results, my jaw is sore from the brass knucks and i think i broke my middle knuckle from jacking people so hard.

god damn i love the 4th

Not trying to call you out but brass knuckles wouldn't make your jaw sore. They'd break your jaw.. Unless it was a womanly swing.

[imanevilpoptart]

you didnt get beat by a girl at all. you got cheep shotted. BIG DIFF.

im strongly against hittin girls and shit but if that happened to me i wouldnt hesitate to knock her the fuck out. at least you degraded her sister and fucked up her man right?

for the next like 5 months he'll have a broken nose and a mental image of your cock in his girls mouth to remember you by!

[rocksteady]

Originally Posted by 5446was my#

Not trying to call you out but brass knuckles wouldn't make your jaw sore. They'd break your jaw.. Unless it was a womanly swing.

well the dude who dit was a straight bitch so i wouldnt doubt it. it still hurts though lol brass knuckles are brass knuckles either way

[littlestblue]

Originally Posted by J-Pimp.

Im Blue, daba dee daba da.

FUCK NO!!!! I HATE THAT SONG!!!!FUCK!!!

(why am i watching sesame street???)

[What'sThatSmell]

I would have tried to defend all the girl's blows.
But if I got my head stepped on by a high heel..
I'd probably flip and break the girl's nose and/or arms.

[BubbleFunker]

Monkey-ass behaviour, all around!

[Reggin]

Mushroom tattoo time. Right on the cheek.

[pinball wizard]

Originally Posted by GolgiApparatus

I think society's perspective of that situation is extremely fucked up.

So if a girl starts hitting a guy its ok. Right?
If the dude hits back its NOT ok. Right?
And if the girl injures the dude (some crazy bitches out ther) then the dude is a pussy. Right?

Fuck that.

If a woman has enough nerve to NON PLAYFULLY assault another man, she deserves to get the shit kicked out of her just like a guy would if he hit another guy.

End of story.

I compleatly agree.

You are a pussy cause you didn't fight back, but if you did fight back, you would be a crazy rapeist assultist person thing.... but theres absolutly NOTHING wrong with her doing it to you...


The closest ive ever been to that was some 14 year old bitch standing up for her bf cause he was to short to fight me or something... lol she slapped me, i had glasses at the time, so it actully KINDA hurt.... the hard part was not removing her teeth.... and that during all this commotion i got a skateboard stolen...

[Cali Ounces]

get some down ass girls on your side so if this ever happens again you dont have to lift a finger against a female, they'll do it for you.

[boston686]

Originally Posted by Reggin

Mushroom tattoo time. Right on the cheek.

yeah

[DoblazE]

Nice, about breaking his nose hahaha
Cool story, +Rep.