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andyGILL · #1 (**permalink**) 07-02-2008, 05:25 AM

Simple, yet brilliant, things that you do when you smoke weed that you probably don't do when sober. The idea came from something that I just did:

My parents asked me to run to Subway and get them a footlong sub and handed me a $20. I got them the sub, but I got the fresh value meal and kept the cookies and chocolate milk for myself (

).

Eh? Eh??

Rduffy123 · #2 (**permalink**) 07-02-2008, 05:34 AM

Doesnt sound too genius to me. I would have used all 20 to buy more food. mmmmmm food......

Buddeh · #3 (**permalink**) 07-02-2008, 05:42 AM

Haha, I love their cookies.

I used to work there and at the end of each shift I would get a free 6inch sub. I stole cookies from there all the time, because from what I heard thats the only thing they don't inventory. Also, its funny to grab a cookie for a customer and "accidentally" break it. Subway doesn't let you serve them broken up cookies, so you get to keep them!

Motoxridah · #4 (**permalink**) 07-02-2008, 05:42 AM

Buy a $20 sack, get super high, then rob the subway for a few subs. That's smarter.

Rduffy123 · #5 (**permalink**) 07-02-2008, 05:53 AM

Haha, IVE BEEN OUTSMARTED!!!!!

Atlblazer · #6 (**permalink**) 07-02-2008, 06:02 AM

I woulda went to the store and spent 4 bucks and made a sub of your own, then used the other 15 to grab a pack of cigs, and some good food

shiftedreality · #7 (**permalink**) 07-02-2008, 07:32 PM

haha that's great man. I would have done the same. The cookies are dank.

The D.E.A. · #8 (**permalink**) 07-03-2008, 05:19 AM

haha I work at dunkin donuts and at the end of the day we throw out like 4 trash bags full of donuts. Me and my friend there smoke pretty much on every break and its funny because sometimes my friend gets mad munchies and when hes supposed to bring the trash bags full of donuts to the dumpster he just puts them in his trunk. He usually eats like 10 donuts and then I see the 4 bags on the side of highway when im driving home. its fucking hilarious.

misfits138 · #9 (**permalink**) 07-03-2008, 07:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Buddeh

Haha, I love their cookies.

I used to work there and at the end of each shift I would get a free 6inch sub. I stole cookies from there all the time, because from what I heard thats the only thing they don't inventory. Also, its funny to grab a cookie for a customer and "accidentally" break it. Subway doesn't let you serve them broken up cookies, so you get to keep them!

I work at Moe's. Texmex version of Subway, really. During slow times, I just grab a cookie and eat it. Everyone there does. Also, when I'm restocking the cookies, I'll set aside all of the broken ones, or the ones I broke and just munch munch munch. I fucking love that place. Managers will smoke behind the dumpster with you, then go back in and fix ourselves a fat burrito.

edd.excessive · #10 (**permalink**) 07-03-2008, 10:22 AM

a few of my genius moments while high were
1) my parents put window locks on my sash window in my room to stop me smokin, they hid the key to it but one night while trying to exhale through the 5cm gap im left with i realised that the lock is basiccaly a a screw with a special thread surrounded by a metal sheath. i simply super glued the sheath to the screw and it screws right out. Now i can chill by my window without excessive bending down and i can reattach the locks after each sesh.

2) using brace sealent (teeth braces) to seal my homemade pieces to make airtight.

Antacids · #11 (**permalink**) 07-03-2008, 03:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by edd.excessive

a few of my genius moments while high were
1) my parents put window locks on my sash window in my room to stop me smokin, they hid the key to it but one night while trying to exhale through the 5cm gap im left with i realised that the lock is basiccaly a a screw with a special thread surrounded by a metal sheath. i simply super glued the sheath to the screw and it screws right out. Now i can chill by my window without excessive bending down and i can reattach the locks after each sesh.

2) using brace sealent (teeth braces) to seal my homemade pieces to make airtight.

Number 1 is a good idea, thats legit, im fucking + rep you on that one man.

GANJAWON · #12 (**permalink**) 07-03-2008, 04:03 PM

Mom gave me a hundred dollars to get a bunch of shit from the store, Jacked all the shit kept the hundo grabbed a quad!!!!!

Lasky21 · #13 (**permalink**) 07-04-2008, 05:42 AM

I cant remember any of my genius moments but I have had a few times where i have done things i am POSITIVE i couldnt have done sober. Anyone else have anything happen to them like that?

tylerc · #14 (**permalink**) 07-04-2008, 05:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GANJAWON

Mom gave me a hundred dollars to get a bunch of shit from the store, Jacked all the shit kept the hundo grabbed a quad!!!!!

You're so cool for stealing.

housecat · #15 (**permalink**) 07-04-2008, 08:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tylerc

You're so cool for stealing.

Pah, what's so bad about it? Sure is cheaper than buying.

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#1 (permalink) 07-02-2008, 05:25 AM
andyGILL Registered User Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 432	Moments of Stoner Genius? Simple, yet brilliant, things that you do when you smoke weed that you probably don't do when sober. The idea came from something that I just did: My parents asked me to run to Subway and get them a footlong sub and handed me a $20. I got them the sub, but I got the fresh value meal and kept the cookies and chocolate milk for myself (). Eh? Eh?? __________________

#3 (permalink) 07-02-2008, 05:42 AM
Buddeh Registered User Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 806	Haha, I love their cookies. I used to work there and at the end of each shift I would get a free 6inch sub. I stole cookies from there all the time, because from what I heard thats the only thing they don't inventory. Also, its funny to grab a cookie for a customer and "accidentally" break it. Subway doesn't let you serve them broken up cookies, so you get to keep them! __________________ I post on Marijuana sites to be cool. Anything I say is completely fictitious and a blatant lie.

#6 (permalink) 07-02-2008, 06:02 AM
Atlblazer One Person of Many Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Atlanta Posts: 838	I woulda went to the store and spent 4 bucks and made a sub of your own, then used the other 15 to grab a pack of cigs, and some good food __________________ "Facts an' facts, an' t'ings an' t'ings: dem's all a lotta fockin' bullshit. Hear me! Dere is no truth but de one truth, an' that is de truth of Jah Rasta Fari."

#7 (permalink) 07-02-2008, 07:32 PM
shiftedreality Pass Me the Fire Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: VA Posts: 336	haha that's great man. I would have done the same. The cookies are dank. __________________

#8 (permalink) 07-03-2008, 05:19 AM
The D.E.A. Registered User Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 166	haha I work at dunkin donuts and at the end of the day we throw out like 4 trash bags full of donuts. Me and my friend there smoke pretty much on every break and its funny because sometimes my friend gets mad munchies and when hes supposed to bring the trash bags full of donuts to the dumpster he just puts them in his trunk. He usually eats like 10 donuts and then I see the 4 bags on the side of highway when im driving home. its fucking hilarious. __________________ Yeah, that The D.E.A.

#10 (permalink) 07-03-2008, 10:22 AM
edd.excessive pass the dro Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: London, England Posts: 27	a few of my genius moments while high were 1) my parents put window locks on my sash window in my room to stop me smokin, they hid the key to it but one night while trying to exhale through the 5cm gap im left with i realised that the lock is basiccaly a a screw with a special thread surrounded by a metal sheath. i simply super glued the sheath to the screw and it screws right out. Now i can chill by my window without excessive bending down and i can reattach the locks after each sesh. 2) using brace sealent (teeth braces) to seal my homemade pieces to make airtight.

#12 (permalink) 07-03-2008, 04:03 PM
GANJAWON Registered User Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: CHICAGO, Rogers Park Posts: 127	Mom gave me a hundred dollars to get a bunch of shit from the store, Jacked all the shit kept the hundo grabbed a quad!!!!!

#13 (permalink) 07-04-2008, 05:42 AM
Lasky21 Registered User Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 21	I cant remember any of my genius moments but I have had a few times where i have done things i am POSITIVE i couldnt have done sober. Anyone else have anything happen to them like that? __________________ Life doesn't care about your vision you just gotta roll with it.

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