Best (or worst) cop experience

[Buddy Dink]

Me and a couple of friends had just finished rolling a fresh joint, and decided to go for a ride. We walk outside and we notice there are some kids at a gazebo outside of my friends house. My friends neighbors often call the cops of these kids, so we decided to warn them. As soon as we get back to our car, a cop pulls up and talks to the kids, who weren't doing anything wrong. So as we pull away he 'chases' us down the street, flashes his lights, and we stop. This entire time my friend has the joint in his pants (because unfortunately he had a lack of pockets, damn gym shorts). He asks for the drivers license and registration first, and asks for my friend's license as well as mine. He asks if he can search the car, and without letting us answer he asks my friend to get out of the car. At that point we figured we didn't have a chance to say the magical words, "I do not consent to this search," so we let him (stupid of us, I know). My friend's stash was in the trunk and there was a bag of empty Robitussin bottles from the freebase dextromethorphan extraction we had done quite a few days earlier in the back seat. He looks around, doesn't find anything except for the trash bag. He asks my friend who has the joint in his pants to go through the trash bag for him, and he does. The cop doesn't say anything about the empty bottles other than when he told us to throw them away (not like he could of done anything anyway). We all get back in the car and go on our merry way when my friend realizes he no longer has the joint. We go back to where we were, after making sure the cop was gone of course, and search for the joint on the ground. Right smack dab in the middle of the road we find it, run over multiple times. We had come to the conclusion that it must have fallen out of his pants when he was sifting through the trash bag. After having a good laugh about that, we again go on our merry way and smoke up! It was a little difficult because even after we shaped it back into somewhat of a cylinder, it was still pretty flat, but the high was nice and enjoyable, especially with a couple of close friends.

The best part of the story, since we didn't get busted, is telling all of our other friends that a joint fell out of his pants while talking to a cop about empty Robitussin bottles.

Anyone else had similar stories?

[Quito38]

hahahaha way to get lucky man that's a close call....so did the J taste like tires at all?? lol

I haven't had such a close encounter like your story but this past year I was driving around my campus with 4 of my friends jus smokin a few bowls and once we are blazed as hell and about to finish our last bowl a cop drives by us on the opposite side of the road. I look at my rear view mirror and does a complete 180 degree turn and turns his lights on! We all bug out and I turn right into a smaller street thinkin we are fucked but he was pullin over the car that was in front of us! We all started dying laughin after we realized how paranoid we were haha

[Buddeh]

You should have hid the joint better, even though you still didn't get caught.

[GreenRevolution]

Me and two friends were smoking in my house and we were pretty high and of course we got the munchies and so i started craving Sonics and when i crave something i usually go get it only thing was this sonics is on an old interstate. So my friends and i chilled a little bit and decided to go to sonics the whole way there we were paranoid out of our minds every cop we saw then on our way back my friend just so happens to open a box i had in my car which had a brand new bong inside i had gotten for my birthday a few days earlier so us being us decided to hit the bong while we were driving mind you its a 20in bong all was going well until we drove past a cop at 68 miles per hour when speed limit was 45 as soon as i saw him i hit the brakes he clocked me at 56 though my friend grabbs the bong and drinks the water and stuffs it in my trunk and my other friend noticed he was by himself and discreatly drops her stash out the window the guy pulls up to my window and starts with the usual cop talk " do you know why i stopped you, do you know how fast you were going , etc." finally he asks for liscense and registration and i give it to himso far everything is fine then he says hes going to give me a ticket cause even though he got me at 56 he knows i was going way faster we leaves to his car and my friends and i are like just sitting talking then we comes back to my window and asks us why are 3 young ladies driving on this old intersate and such and we explained we wanted sonics and there was no sonics near our home. Finally he is giving back my lisence and as i was taking out my wallet from my purse my box cutter fell out of the bag O_O and he automatically puts his hand on his gun holster and gets into this odd stance and he tells me honey your box cutter is no match for my gun and i am like O_O omg. He asks me to step out of the vechicle then asks me if he can search the car i say yes without hesitation then hes liek if i search this car iw ont find any other weapons or drugs of anykind and i said no sir and he asked me are you sure i said yes sir and then he says alright mind you the whole time he was totally chekcing me out which was totally gross he allows me to get back in the car and h tells me i wasnt going to give you this ticket but after that stunt you pulled with that blade i am going to give it to you and your lucky i am not arresting you for threating an officers life and whatnot and he gives me my ticket and i stay on the side of the road putting my things back in order and he pulls away. I turned of the door lights on my car my friend opened the door and got her stash again. But that was a Close call we didnt use the bong until we got home i felt bad for my friend whom drank the bong water and the BEST part is that i had my video camera on the dash and it recorded the WHOLE thing from the part we were hittign the bong till we picked up the stash sorry it was long hope its worth it

[refer madness]

about a year ago my girlfriend was carjacked at knifepoint. the guy threw her outta the car and she called the police. she also had 3 ounces of some really shitty bud in the car. about 10 minutes later the cops catch the guy with the bud in the car and they find an 8ball on him. the guy was denying the bud so cops asked if it was hers and of course she said no. lets just say that fuckrat was raped in court lol

[VictoryUsername]

You kids really need to learn to drive.
From all the stories I've heard about guys getting pulled over, it seems like anytime you get in a car with bud you get caught.

[cheefthecheeba3]

Haha i hit my steamroller driving all the time. Last night i passed a po as soon as i started hitting it but i was goin the speed limit so no harm no foul

[BIGZn'BABYkush]

Damn I got lucky last friday.

I went bowling with my work friends and they were all drinking and i was not because i got way to drunk the last time and decide i just need to down a Biz to my face first. Well at around 130 we leave and decide to go to a Garbage plate place.

I didnt know where it was so i followed everyone else there and i lit up my other blunt on the way and then i decide i might as well just put it out. Something juist told me to. Not 10 seconds later i see lights and get pulled over.

My first thought was shit how am i gonna get to the hotdog place.

And then i was like "SHIT HIDE THE WEED".

Asks me if i been drink i say NO. Tell him where im headed.

Asks me if i have anything Illegal. I say no hoping he doesnt smell the ganj.
Then he makes me get out of the car so he can look at my eyes.

I lock my doors and get out and does the stupid follow the pen wit yo eyes shit.

I know i looked geeked, but he let me go. I tried to find the garbage plate place, but with no avail so i lit up and said fuck it and drove home.

Luckily i got pulled over and not one of my friends. If they would have gotten pulled over they would have been fucked by the long dick of the law...

[racoonsuit]

not much of a story, but i went to the 7-11 to pick up some blunts. we smoke on the way there and when we arrive there are three cops milling around the doors chattin it up. well i'm a little spooked but decide to just be a man. so i walked my high ass to the doors, reeking of pot, cashed eyes, and push the door. it doesn't budge. i look inside at the lady and point to the door, gesturing it's locked. she just stares at me, so i glance at the cops and they're all just looking at me like i'm a retard (which i am). yes, i eventually figured out i had to pull, buy the blunts and start unwrapping one as i pass the cops again.

[Buddy Dink]

Originally Posted by VictoryUsername

You kids really need to learn to drive.
From all the stories I've heard about guys getting pulled over, it seems like anytime you get in a car with bud you get caught.

We weren't even driving, we were pulling out of a driveway essentially.

[HashWednesday]

I have had 3 run ins with cops. My favorite would have to be when a couple of my friends and I were smoking a blunt in his car. We were parked on the street at night and his windows are tinted pretty dark too. Anyway we hotboxed the car and we were just about done with the blunt when a cop was driving by was shining his spotlight around the area like he was looking for someone. He shined the searchlight right into the car and clearly saw we were smoking. We thought for sure the cop was going to flip a bitch and bust us. But he just kept driving. Didn't stop or anything. It was weird. We are convinced he was looking for someone and figured he didnt have time to be wasting on a bunch of potheads haha. We were lucky thats for sure.

[GreenRevolution]

ITs not that we dont know how to drive were just simply unlucky. I'll tell you that i had another incident with a cop this one i think is worse happened to me trying to get back into the USA from candada. I went to canada to pick up a friend but on the way there i had some pot with me i had a 40 and a bowl in the glove compartment so i take out the bowl and show it to my friend and shes liek omg why did you bring that you can't take that in and i was likei am not i am going to finish it with you before we cross but she didnt want to cause she was driving in heavy rain so as the responsible co-pilot i loaded up my bowl blazed and loaded it up again and again etc. And on the last timei loaded it up i set it down in that little side piocket by the door cause we got to a reststop and i needed soemthign to much on so when igot back in the car i forgot about the packed bowl and fell asleep my friend wakes me up right when were like a miles away from the border adn iam l ike oh shit the pot and i threw it out the window. We went in pick up my friend and when we were coming back trying to get back in the us that border patrol started insitgating us and i guess since he figured we were young we pulled us over to this lane then i find out i am in inspection i had to park my car and get out and then we went into this little toom with an officer who startde asking us why we went to canda how long we were there and all these things then he asked if we had sharp objects in the car i told him i had a couple of knifes and he told me to identify the places where they were so i did then he asked if we had any drugs weed x coke meth anything i said no then he asked if we had any things used to do drugs like bongs bowl needles etc then it strick me i left a full bowl in my car O_O i replied there might be noe but i don't know and hes like what do you mean you dont know and i told him if there is one its not mine and it sohuld be in the glove compartment then i look outside and i see 2 dogs around my car and i am thining omg i am fucked both of my friends didnt know there was a pack bowl and only one knew there was a bowl Thankfully another car pulled into the inspection and the police officers took the dogs of my car and didnt searchinside and went to the otehr car i made sure to lock the doors and take the keys with me before i went inside the lobby. He proceede to then ask me whos it was how it got there why i had it and such and if it was used and what not. so he asks for my keys and they went to my car he chekced the glove compartment didnt find anythign and then he went to my trucnk and he opend all out bags out suitcases and threw everythign everywhere it was bad left a huge mess 3 1/2 hours after getting pulled in he tells me "your friends bowl wasn't in the glove compartment" then someother police officer comes and whispers to him we cant find anythign to hold htem back on let them go and he whispered search again. But then the head guy in the station i guess said just let them go and so he unwillingly gave me my keys and i got them and drove away... then i looked int he side pocket there was in my intact bowl that was pack then i told my friend to drive i got int he passenger seat leaned back and smoked that shit like it was running out of style. best weed i ever had lol.

this stpry and my previous post are my only drug cop experiences but i am sure there will be more hopefully not but w/e

peace

[ayysee]

I've had two experiences with police while blazed, one good and one bad. I'll start with the good one.

It was 4th of july last summer, and 3 friends and I were staying at one of our friends girlfriends house at the beach that she had with like 8 other girls. The first night I was there I bought a pack of marb lights because i smoke cigs when I drink. So anyways, we go outside one morning and light up a j, and pass it around between the 4 of us. So like 20 min later we decide to go get breakfast and we're standing on the porch. This cop comes walking down the street and says hi to us then walks right up on the porch and says something into his radio. Now we are all pretty blasted at this point and had no eye drops or spray. The cop says that some neighbor reported us for smoking out back. He asks us about it and we say that I had just been smoking cigarettes and this morning I had shared one with a friend (bullshit). So he radios back and says that none of us appear to be under the influence of anything (how i have no idea).
He then wants to look around out back and we take him back, thankfully i had thrown the roach into the neighbors trash can outside, and we get out back, and right where we had been smoking an all white, easily mistaken for a joint, marlboro light was sitting on the sidewalk. As we were walking out front my friend was wearing sandals with the jamaican flag on them, and he pointed them out and asked, "are you wearing jamaican sandals?" haha you had to be there but after he left we laughed for a while at that one. So he took our information, and we never heard anything about it again.

This next one happened last weekend, and completely blew dick, we should've been smarter, but I've definitely learned from our mistakes.

Down at my friends house in the philly burbs (same dude with the gf from last story), with my other boy from high school. I rolled a fat blunt and since his parents were home we tell them we're goin to wawa and take a little blunt ride. It's about 11:00 at night, and we get about halfway through the blunt when we pass a cop going the other way. The cop turns around and follows us. fuck. so we take the next right and toss the blunt which was like half gone. He follows us and pulls us over on the next street, saying my friend was in his lane going around a curve. Everything was cool for like a min until he said he smelled pot. We denied it until he started threatening my friend who was driving to take him to the hospital and have him drug tested and could give him a dui. So my friend and I who weren't driving admit to smoking. He searched the car, which thankfully we left all the shit at my boys house. He talks to all of us individually outside, and searches us. Then he made us leave the car in this neighborhood, and he took us in his car to my friends house and talked to his dad. (completely unnecessary since we're all 20) and this was the only thing I spoke up about but I figured he was giving us sort of a break so fuck it. And that was it, he said he was giving us each a disorderly conduct but haven't heard anything yet, hopefully he was trying to scare us.

after this, i figure the best way would've been just to drive to wawa cautiously, but we probably would've gotten pulled over anyway. Or we should've just told the cop that the two of us that weren't driving were smoking right away. Cops don't like being lied to and if you act scared enough I think that gives them enough satisfaction. The part of our story that made sense was that my friend was driving my car, since he knew the area, but we told him it was so my other friend and I didn't drive high.

[Buddy Dink]

Well, with my cop experiences which have luckily been few and far between, the cops generally abuse the ignorance of the people, especially teens. The best thing to say is no we were not smoking and that you do not consent to any search. They pretty much can't do anything unless they have 'probable cause' and even if they think they have probable cause you have a chance in court that any evidence they find can't be used against you because of your fourth amendment rights. It never hurts to say, "I do not consent to this search", it can only help you, but considering you guys didn't have anything in the car it doesn't really matter. He couldn't have tested you, either, unless you consented.

[ayysee]

I agree with everything you said, its tough, especially high, to think of all that in the moment. He searched my car without asking, and when he dropped us off I asked for his badge number (thanks to the stories on GC), and I think that may be why I never get my charge.