Sneaky smoke. Highschool years.

[Bendito]

Just wanted to share a bit of my history with you guys that I find still pretty intresting. I remember back in highschool we had this kid that ALWAYS wore his trench coat. Well he had a little bong he would always keep in the inner coat pocket. He then had a little plastic tube that he would put on the top of the midget bong. This little plastic tube ran ALL the way up his arm into his hand. So for 50 cents or sometimes free like I got them because i was friends with this kid. He would take you to the bathroom during class and you would hit it right out of his sleeve. He however took a little more risk with this. He would be sitting in the back of class and reach in his coat and light it up and just act like he was itching his nose and hit that son of a bitch right in class. Somehow he NEVER got caught. It just still amazes me to this day. So I felt like sharing it with all you guys out there.

Feel free to share any cool storys like this and such.

[littlepinkbong]

he's a ganja ninja with a trenchcoat.

he sounds so cool hahahaha.

[Bendito]

Pretty much! Im just still so amazed that he never got caught. I remember we had this one teacher that would smell it and right in the middle of talking he would go... and if i ever needed to aquire a bong where would I go and point to me. I would imediatly point to that kid. He would go "CORRECT" but that is completly off subject and go back into his lecture.

[kinkz]

that's fuckin sneaky. i imagine inspector gadget in my head right now. HAHA

GOGO GADGET BONG!

[Dest]

At first I was like oh shit sounds like the kid is going to shoot up the school lol, nice story though.

[The D.E.A.]

dude I thought of an invention like that once. You have like a little box that fits in your pocket or attaches to your belt, and its like one of those solo pipes so it has the lighter built in. That would be where you put your weed. Then you will have a hose going through your right sleeve and a wire going to a control thing going through your left sleeve. You would push one button and it would light the weed, and a fan would push it to the hose in your right sleeve. Then another button would suck the smoke out of your mouth and go back to the box in your pocket, where it would go through a built in sploof, and then it would go down a hose in your pants so nobody would see the smoke. You could smoke pretty much anywhere and nobody would notice. You could pretend your smoking a cig or eating something, when you would really be taking hits out of it.

[chiiba]

Lol, these little contraptions seem a little bit too much to me.

I'd much rather just pack a fat bowl and relax.

[Bendito]

The only other story I can think of that was prolly just as funny was back last summer in my senior year when me and my friend went up to my cabin. We go up there and smoke up all day and into the night. So about that time one of my friends pulls out some shrooms. So we all start munching. Around the time we are going to sleep people start getting hit with wads of "marshmellows" (stems of the shroom). So all break out in a big marshmellow fight. This campsite we had set up happends to be right on a caddle path. So me and my friend are hiding behind this tent trying not to get hit when we see our other friend rolling around behind us LAUGHING HIS ASS OFF. We look down at him and go dude wat are you rolling in? Immediatly we realize he is rolling in "shit". So we are like dude your rolling in cow shit. Instead of getting up he continues to roll in it and laugh in a rough hardy voice like the "OH HO HO HO HO!!" GOOD times lol.

[joshh318]

on the first day of school my senior year i drank an entire steel reserve and smoked 2 blunts and passed out before 1st period.

[Bendito]

LOL the passing out part prolly sucked though.

[ZIGGS]

lmao sounds like someone i'd b friends with in highschool.

[Bonghitben]

this guy musta came from the sneaky toke dojo

[Bendito]

Shit he was the MASTER of the dojo.

[Danktropolis]

i never smoked AT school, because i went to a private all boys jesuit school. but i knew some kids who would, and i could definately tell when they were. the whole school would smell when they smoked in the bathroom. every floor would smell, i have no idea why, something in the ventelation? our disciplinarian teacher guy would storm through the hallways lookin for the perpetrators, as the entire school reeked of weed. they got away with it everytime

[Bendito]

yeah.. see idk if they just dont care enough? or they just are that oblivious and nieve to the whole thing?