smoking and usage

ReformMaryJaneLaws · #31 (**permalink**) 06-25-2008, 01:50 PM

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ReformMaryJaneLaws · #32 (**permalink**) 06-25-2008, 08:55 PM

Since someone asked, I'm moving this to the appropriate forum.

Revolution · #33 (**permalink**) 06-25-2008, 09:14 PM

I don't have any cool stories involving myself. But I have a story of a kid named Walter. He was that guy who was friends with a lot of the guys but his role in the circle of friends was to always get picked on and whatever. In my junior year we had AP US History 7th hour, the last hour of the day. Our teacher was really chill most of the time and the men's washroom was right across from our classroom. Every day he'd ask to leave the classroom to go use the bathroom. He'd be gone for at least ten minutes every time and he'd come back smelling like weed with red eyes. He never got caught even though we always made stoner jokes about him.

One day Walter smokes in the bathroom and comes back to class. We were talking about the blood drive our school was having the next day. This one guy Adam tries to bullshit Walter. Adam goes, "You know Walter they do a preliminary drug screening when you donate blood." Walter's eyes got all bugged out with nervousness.
The next day he didn't show up.

Mr. Music · #34 (**permalink**) 06-25-2008, 09:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Revolution

I don't have any cool stories involving myself. But I have a story of a kid named Walter. He was that guy who was friends with a lot of the guys but his role in the circle of friends was to always get picked on and whatever. In my junior year we had AP US History 7th hour, the last hour of the day. Our teacher was really chill most of the time and the men's washroom was right across from our classroom. Every day he'd ask to leave the classroom to go use the bathroom. He'd be gone for at least ten minutes every time and he'd come back smelling like weed with red eyes. He never got caught even though we always made stoner jokes about him.

One day Walter smokes in the bathroom and comes back to class. We were talking about the blood drive our school was having the next day. This one guy Adam tries to bullshit Walter. Adam goes, "You know Walter they do a preliminary drug screening when you donate blood." Walter's eyes got all bugged out with nervousness.
The next day he didn't show up.

HAHA he didnt come the next day such a stoner move, i would have so stayed home too

Buddeh · #35 (**permalink**) 06-25-2008, 09:25 PM

Learned very well of the force he has.

poth_ead_homer · #36 (**permalink**) 06-25-2008, 10:12 PM

Haha sounds loike a friend of mine, I have this kid that chills in tha back of class that always wears hoodies. He hits his little metal bowl on the inside of his sweatshirt sleave and zeros every hit out. Every class he goes to reaks of weed but it is sooo nice, he sometimes even passes it around class when the teachers are not there

Buddeh · #37 (**permalink**) 06-25-2008, 10:15 PM

I know people who smoked on the track at school when everyone else was walking around the track.

dazedBong · #38 (**permalink**) 06-25-2008, 10:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Buddeh

I know people who smoked on the track at school when everyone else was walking around the track.

I did that once but it was like 6 people hitting a blunt

Reefer_Madness · #39 (**permalink**) 06-25-2008, 11:17 PM

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Originally Posted by joshh318

on the first day of school my senior year i drank an entire steel reserve and smoked 2 blunts and passed out before 1st period.

I just graduated HS a week ago. what we always did was during lunch time or some other free period we'de go to my buddy's car (a 1992 crown victoria) and we'de hot box in there like a mofo, and then just head back to class. the teachers in our school were all super oblivious to it all. the assistant principle knew some shit was going down tho. the one time we did it in the gym, he was down there like 5 min later and he knew exactly what the smell was. im pretty sure he did it as a teenager (he's only 35 now).

pinball wizard · #40 (**permalink**) 06-25-2008, 11:48 PM

I just smoke during lunch, altho at my old school there was this dude who smoked in history class with his smokeless pipe once... I wouldn't have the balls to do that, there where to many non stoners in that class.

Lot of teachers both here and at my old school where cool with it tho.... Like I got asked if I was on drugs by my chemistry teacher, and was like I wish, and she just shook her head... That and in her class last year we got in debates about drug legilization. She doesn't smoke, but she's canadian... doesnt do anything about me lol. Oh, and shes like 26 and uber hot

Youknowjojo · #41 (**permalink**) 06-26-2008, 01:25 AM

wow... he must have DUMB teachers!!! no one smelled th e smoke?

pixieJibbs · #42 (**permalink**) 06-26-2008, 04:12 AM

alright i've got two pretty good ones

There is this kid at my school im gonna call NW. Every single day this kid smokes like an eighth or more. He volunteered for the schools blood drive one day, went down there, forgot his license(picture ID) in his car, so he goes out there, and smokes like 2 blunts by himself, comes back to our class, and i smelt him before i saw him. Im like "dude u signed up for the blood drive, u gotta get down there or they're gonna flip shit" and he just cracked up and walked out of the room, right when he leaves my teacher was just like "am i crazy or does everyone else notice that kid is blazed every single day" and we all just laughed.

the second one:
Me and NW were going to a spaghetti dinner after lacrosse practice one day, i had to get a ride from him. WEll anyways we get driving, he pulls off onto this really wooded street and turns on raggae music. At this point I knew that we were gonna get blazed and that the spaghetti was going to be excellent. He pulled out a huge ass blunt( like 7 inches long and like a quarter in roundness. We hotboxed his car, went to the spaghetti dinner smelling like complete rank-diddy-stank dope. It was easily the highest ive ever been since a couple of days ago, i couldnt feel my face or legs. We were eating spaghetti and laughing and like everyone was staring at us and laughing and whispering, so naturally i go over to my buddy and ask him whats going on and hes like "u got a ride from NW didnt u" and just laughed.

michmiracle61 · #43 (**permalink**) 07-31-2008, 07:17 AM

wow i really love this thread but i bet all you stoners are gonna love this one....

so this is more of a ongoing tradition that i have bc this year i am a senior

but we have this thing at my school called seminar which is a whole hour and a half study period where your allowed to go out and walk around the school and talk to teachers and leave school to go to one of the other schools in the district to go see a teacher. unbelieveable right, well the not so good part was that the parking lot attendant was a former CIA agent and would be there to check your pass to see if you could legitimately leave or not. The best part about this is he would hit on the hall monitors during seminar and never was there, so me and my friends would get in a car and go to my friends house and just bake the whole place. We smoked every single time and people started to cactch on because we would always rush out bc we needed more time to smoke(and some dont believe in eyedrops), we had a variety of things to smoke out of a gravity bong, bong, piece etc.. but we were smart and all got the same gym class after the 420 class and eventually the whole school knew every single time exactly what we were doing, theres nothing better than getting stoned during school going to gym then lunch.

LegitBaller · #44 (**permalink**) 07-31-2008, 09:43 PM

i got caught smokin a bowl by my gym teacher, thank god she was an old hippie or i wouldnt have graduated, and that would have been embarrassing to say the least

GimmieMore · #45 (**permalink**) 07-31-2008, 09:58 PM

once in college we decided we were going to smoke a blunt in the cafeteria......

Someone rolled up, we all ate, and then he sparked it hit a couple times, passed it and bounced out.

We all followed suit.....

We all took a couple hits and met up outside... I dunno who ended up with the blunt or even if any security came over to find out what was going on..... but that was badass...lol

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#31 (permalink) 06-25-2008, 01:50 PM
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#32 (permalink) 06-25-2008, 08:55 PM
ReformMaryJaneLaws RMJL-Forum Administrator Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 16,418	Since someone asked, I'm moving this to the appropriate forum. __________________ RMJL THE RULES

#33 (permalink) 06-25-2008, 09:14 PM
Revolution Marijuana: Saving lives Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Chicagoland Posts: 1,359	I don't have any cool stories involving myself. But I have a story of a kid named Walter. He was that guy who was friends with a lot of the guys but his role in the circle of friends was to always get picked on and whatever. In my junior year we had AP US History 7th hour, the last hour of the day. Our teacher was really chill most of the time and the men's washroom was right across from our classroom. Every day he'd ask to leave the classroom to go use the bathroom. He'd be gone for at least ten minutes every time and he'd come back smelling like weed with red eyes. He never got caught even though we always made stoner jokes about him. One day Walter smokes in the bathroom and comes back to class. We were talking about the blood drive our school was having the next day. This one guy Adam tries to bullshit Walter. Adam goes, "You know Walter they do a preliminary drug screening when you donate blood." Walter's eyes got all bugged out with nervousness. The next day he didn't show up. __________________ Is Female / Sig Maker Crack is whack Pot is not

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#36 (permalink) 06-25-2008, 10:12 PM
poth_ead_homer Stoned User Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: US Posts: 350	Haha sounds loike a friend of mine, I have this kid that chills in tha back of class that always wears hoodies. He hits his little metal bowl on the inside of his sweatshirt sleave and zeros every hit out. Every class he goes to reaks of weed but it is sooo nice, he sometimes even passes it around class when the teachers are not there __________________ If I do not reply back, it means I forgot and was probably stoned, so PM me! Coming soon... (beta coming in September)

#37 (permalink) 06-25-2008, 10:15 PM
Buddeh Registered User Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 750	I know people who smoked on the track at school when everyone else was walking around the track. __________________ 1. Signature Limits: All signatures should not exceed the following size limits, and you can't have both text and images. Text Signatures: 4 lines normal size OR 8 lines small size and up to 90 chars per line. Font sizes above 2 are not allowed. For images in signatures: 1 image up to 300 pixels wide, 125 pixels tall and 20k in size.

#41 (permalink) 06-26-2008, 01:25 AM
Youknowjojo Bud Lover Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: The Bay Posts: 192	wow... he must have DUMB teachers!!! no one smelled th e smoke? __________________

#42 (permalink) 06-26-2008, 04:12 AM
pixieJibbs Registered User Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 12	alright i've got two pretty good ones There is this kid at my school im gonna call NW. Every single day this kid smokes like an eighth or more. He volunteered for the schools blood drive one day, went down there, forgot his license(picture ID) in his car, so he goes out there, and smokes like 2 blunts by himself, comes back to our class, and i smelt him before i saw him. Im like "dude u signed up for the blood drive, u gotta get down there or they're gonna flip shit" and he just cracked up and walked out of the room, right when he leaves my teacher was just like "am i crazy or does everyone else notice that kid is blazed every single day" and we all just laughed. the second one: Me and NW were going to a spaghetti dinner after lacrosse practice one day, i had to get a ride from him. WEll anyways we get driving, he pulls off onto this really wooded street and turns on raggae music. At this point I knew that we were gonna get blazed and that the spaghetti was going to be excellent. He pulled out a huge ass blunt( like 7 inches long and like a quarter in roundness. We hotboxed his car, went to the spaghetti dinner smelling like complete rank-diddy-stank dope. It was easily the highest ive ever been since a couple of days ago, i couldnt feel my face or legs. We were eating spaghetti and laughing and like everyone was staring at us and laughing and whispering, so naturally i go over to my buddy and ask him whats going on and hes like "u got a ride from NW didnt u" and just laughed.

#43 (permalink) 07-31-2008, 07:17 AM
michmiracle61 Registered User Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Michigan Posts: 45	wow i really love this thread but i bet all you stoners are gonna love this one.... so this is more of a ongoing tradition that i have bc this year i am a senior but we have this thing at my school called seminar which is a whole hour and a half study period where your allowed to go out and walk around the school and talk to teachers and leave school to go to one of the other schools in the district to go see a teacher. unbelieveable right, well the not so good part was that the parking lot attendant was a former CIA agent and would be there to check your pass to see if you could legitimately leave or not. The best part about this is he would hit on the hall monitors during seminar and never was there, so me and my friends would get in a car and go to my friends house and just bake the whole place. We smoked every single time and people started to cactch on because we would always rush out bc we needed more time to smoke(and some dont believe in eyedrops), we had a variety of things to smoke out of a gravity bong, bong, piece etc.. but we were smart and all got the same gym class after the 420 class and eventually the whole school knew every single time exactly what we were doing, theres nothing better than getting stoned during school going to gym then lunch.

#44 (permalink) 07-31-2008, 09:43 PM
LegitBaller ballin' in the mix Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: chi-town Posts: 3,818	i got caught smokin a bowl by my gym teacher, thank god she was an old hippie or i wouldnt have graduated, and that would have been embarrassing to say the least __________________ "A lot of holes in the desert, and a lot of problems are buried in those holes. But you gotta do it right. I mean, you gotta have the hole already dug before you show up with a package in the trunk. Otherwise, you're talking about a half-hour to forty-five minutes worth of digging. And who knows who's gonna come along in that time? Pretty soon, you gotta dig a few more holes. You could be there all fuckin' night."

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#45 (permalink) 07-31-2008, 09:58 PM
GimmieMore I'm a LESBIAN.. not a man Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: St. Louis, MO Posts: 2,702	once in college we decided we were going to smoke a blunt in the cafeteria...... Someone rolled up, we all ate, and then he sparked it hit a couple times, passed it and bounced out. We all followed suit..... We all took a couple hits and met up outside... I dunno who ended up with the blunt or even if any security came over to find out what was going on..... but that was badass...lol __________________ Peace/\|\Toke/\|\Love