The Chronicles-Girls doing stupid shit while smoking

[TommyGun]

Originally Posted by What'sThatSmell

Hahahaha.

Oh god, that takes the cake.
And im eating tha tfucking cake cause im stoned

hhahahahaha +rep & sigged

[Youknowjojo]

One of my co-workers has a girlfriend that gets pretty stupid high really easily. One time at another co-workers house she tried to press the open button on a DVD player and accidentally pushed it so hard that it broke and fell into the DVD player so that theres no chance of retrieving it... theres just a gap where it used to be!

[pinball wizard]

Originally Posted by Macka Splaff

you will not believe this but i smoked with this chick in like 11th grade, she was mad hot and real chill, until that night

We go to my house we smoke 1 bowl, 1 bowl of ok weed, within 15 minutes she whips of her shorts and starts peeing herself while fingering herself. i was just like what the fuck.



it was nasty as hell

Ahah... what'd ya do after that?

[wackdeafboy]

Originally Posted by lawlnub

You dont even want to know...My bro had 2 custom ROOR's sitting on a stand in his room one was a 1.2k peice straight from amsterdam the other was a .de 1 1/2 foot green label 7mm dealers cup. This girl tries to climb onto the bed, being to fucked up she falls back hits her head on the stand, after this 2 extreemly expensive peices fall down Break On her head (by smashing into each other before they hit her head)and they shatter in to million peices. Resulted in almost $2k worth of bongs shattered in a matter of 2 seconds. It was the worst day of my life, not to mention my brothers only other yellow roor WAS STOLEN right before that all happend.... so his roor count went from 2 customs, and a tricked out small yellow label to Zero. Luckly being the nice guy I am, I gave my bro a re start present of a nice Custom Red label ROOR. (but will NEVER compare to his custom that is now gone forever) all thats left is the worked middle section only thing that didnt break...

I was toking with my cousin and she breaks one of my spare nug jars by knocking it on the tile floor, so now she starts to clean it up and as she is cleaning it up she picks up all the glass hovers it over the tray i JUST used for QWISO hash, says "CAn i put this here?" and just drops it right away with out me even saying anything. So fucking awesome, I now have a bunch of qwiso with glass in it.

not saying girls are stupid when it comes to this, guys can be just as equally dumb.. but these are my storys lol

who gives a shit bout roor
plus it just a rip off i mean 2k for 2 bongs phff
i could get a bong for 50 bucks
plus that should teach your bro a leason not to buy a freakin 1k bong

[Macka Splaff]

Originally Posted by pinball wizard

Ahah... what'd ya do after that?

I looked at her in amazement and i said "Get the fuck out and don't come back"



she went to my neighbors whose shes friends with. but dam it was weird as hell

[pinball wizard]

Originally Posted by Macka Splaff

I looked at her in amazement and i said "Get the fuck out and don't come back"



she went to my neighbors whose shes friends with. but dam it was weird as hell

Lol....

I would be like clean that shit up...

[Macka Splaff]

Originally Posted by pinball wizard

Lol....

I would be like clean that shit up...

nah it was outside but still. some chicks man i'll tell you.

[L Rag]

I scored a couple of grams for a few girls, mates of my mate. I heard they ended up putting all the bud on the ground, lighting it, and trying to inhale. Hahahahaha

[Herbalisation]

Originally Posted by wackdeafboy

who gives a shit bout roor
plus it just a rip off i mean 2k for 2 bongs phff
i could get a bong for 50 bucks
plus that should teach your bro a leason not to buy a freakin 1k bong

now im not gonna completely agree with this dude because 50 dollar bongs are almost always complete shit, and i love glass so screw NOT paying a lot for glass, but...

your brother is definitely a dumbass as far as glass collecting goes. Ill keep this presentable;
1. only a dumbass would keep 2 pieces on the same table, plain and simple. shit can go wrong, plan on that.
2. if a dumbass is present (like said female) quickly put all your glass somewhere safe where they cant get it.
3. if i was there id be like the secret service as soon as they dropped. i wouldve been sliding across the room matrix style catching both bongs AND hitting em.

[kinkz]

im a girl and i always practice the courteous rules of smoking. not to mention im pretty fuckin good at rollin blunts, but i've smoked with some dumb broads.

they need to take a look at this list

1. wipe off your lipgloss before taking a hit off of anything. it's gross when the blunt is sticky and sparkly

2. do NOT slob all over the part where you put your mouth. extra spit besides the one holding the blunt together is not needed

3. don't make everyone else paranoid if you're paranoid!

4. rude people who hog the blunt or cash the bowl in one fuckin hit.

[pinball wizard]

Originally Posted by L Rag

I scored a couple of grams for a few girls, mates of my mate. I heard they ended up putting all the bud on the ground, lighting it, and trying to inhale. Hahahahaha

Lol.... that's compleatly typical of wannabe stoner chicks. Let me guess, they started telling everyone how much weed sucks?

[Craiggers]

I guess i'll share my story as well.
I got a call from this chick whom I would have never guessed smoked, and I was kinda right. She had smoked like twice in her life. Anyway, I promise her i'll smoke with her even though shes annoying as shit. First she gets baked after one hit, which isn't surprising, she doesn't smoke much and I had dank shit. Anyway, she goes into this tirade about how she's not a slut, even though she knows a lot of people KNOW she is one. She goes on and on with these stories, each one sluttier than the previous one. Finally, she asks, after telling me a story about how she slept with one guy one night then slept with her brother the next night, then their roommate the next (yes that 3 guys in 3 nights all whom live in the same apt.) "that doesn't make me a slut right?" and I go "apparently it does" to which she flips shit, starts cryin and then storms out. I dont hear from this bitch for a month when she then calls me asking for more weed for her and her bf. I finally cave like a bitch and say sure come over and buy some. Of course she wants to smoke, even though I remind her of the last time and advise her to keep her mouth shut around her n boyfriend. Well she doesn't. First, it's funny cause her boyfriend is taking it in stride, everyone fucks up. Then she re-tells the above story, to which he calls her a slut, she flips, he flips back, and this is all while im high as fuck just starin at them. Finally she storms out and I left chillin with her boyfriend. We both agree that some bitches are just dumb. I also tell him he's welcome to smoke with me anytime as long as he keeps that crazy bitch away from me. Anyway...some bitches are whack.

[Buddeh]

One time a girl called me up and wanted me to meet her at her house to smoke up. I kind of liked the chick so I agreed. Turns out when I get their her boyfriend was there. It was awkward as fuck. I smoked a few bowls then head out.

[Herbalisation]

Originally Posted by kinkz

im a girl and i always practice the courteous rules of smoking. not to mention im pretty fuckin good at rollin blunts, but i've smoked with some dumb broads.

they need to take a look at this list

1. wipe off your lipgloss before taking a hit off of anything. it's gross when the blunt is sticky and sparkly

2. do NOT slob all over the part where you put your mouth. extra spit besides the one holding the blunt together is not needed

3. don't make everyone else paranoid if you're paranoid!

4. rude people who hog the blunt or cash the bowl in one fuckin hit.

awesome list! i would prefer that #4 be #1 though. most girls ive chilled with dont really make the other 2 mistakes. i say 2 because i dont consider 3 to be bad at all. I love getting that paranoid high because of someone else. The kicked in 1 hit thing pisses me off though, a lot of girls love to torch bowls, and then i have to freak out and explain how to take a corner hit.

Regardless, I think i have a pretty awesome story on the subject.

I was visiting my friends college, its a university so most girls out there just drink. Well me and my friends had 2 bongs and the only ounce of dank in town, so we're packing huge bowls at a party. One of the groups of chicks that we were chilling with that night just bought their first acid, so they were asking one of my friends how to do it.

I passed the bong to one of them, while my friend tells them they just have to swallow the acid. the chick hitting the bong cleared a pretty big rip right when he said it, and she looked at him, nodded, and forced the smoke down. She had the most disgusted look on her face right before she coughed/burped it up.

It was her first hit ever, and she took acid with the group. I dont remember seeing her after that, but we chilled with the group for a good chunk of the night

[blaazedd]

i have a stupid boy story:
so itwas 4/19, and we were in the car chillin, i was with 5 of my guy friends and were drivign down this backroad, and then the dude goes to ash the blunt and DROPS IT OUT THE FUCKING WINDOW
omfg. so then we all go trying to look for it and then we eventually find me but god that kid sucks

i don't think i have any dmb girls smoking stories... hmmm....