Your most ridiculous super-high driving story.

[Phased]

Not very long, but quite entertaining and straight to the point:

I once stopped at a stop sign for a traffic light that was red 2 blocks ahead of me and sat and waited until it was green.

[Rahzizzle]

AHAHAHH!!! thats awesome, I have been in the passenger seat before when my friend was so hi that i tricked him into driving down a one way street the wrong way and he had no clue, so he figures it out after about 2 blocks and freaks out and then...

turns the corner and drives down another one way street the wrong way!!!

WITHOUT ME TELLING HIM TO!! ahahahaha!!

[blaazedd]

Quite a few.
I had a boyfriend who would ALWAYS ask me how his fucking driving was. He was super cautious and I guess easily spooked. It was pretty funny how he totally ran a red light and I told him, and he argued with me for a few minutes. But this kid was a noodle. Straight up noodle, and that'd the only way to explain him, I suppose.

Everytime my friend E and I are baked we usually end up trying to drive over to our other friends house, and everytime we try it's like a maze. We always get lost, make wrong turns everywhere. Once we were driving around a neighborhood, stuck in the fucking neighborhood didn't know how to get out for a good 20-30 mins.

[Cali Ounces]

Driving myself to college i used to cut through this nice little neighborhood right outside fresno known as rolling hills, id cruise through and smoke a joint before hopping on the freeway to go to class. . .

Well one day, I was driving down the street and the joint went out,
so as im focusing all my attention on relighting the j, i fail to see a speed bump approaching. . .

actually this thing was more like a speed hill, you know the super large sized ones that are just annoying as fuck. .

well while im puffing my shit back into life i hit this speed bump going about thirty. . full on.

sends my front end bucking up, then slamming back down hard as fuck. .
did i mention they come in pairs?
back up, then back down again oh lord my poor suspension!

honestly i felt like lebowski when he dropped the roach in his lap and hit the dumpster. . . true fucking stoner retard moment.

and yea ive waited at a stop sign before waiting for it to turn green!
felt weedtarded

[Lorusso]

So baked that my eyes looked chinese and I kept falling asleep.. it sucked lol

[Rduffy123]

Ive run a couple red lights but thats about it. My friend has hit some crazy ditches while trying to pass the blunt but no damage to the car = good time.

[jminnich500]

ahhh, my first 2 weeks of smoking was all medical and while out one night 100 miles from home it was 5 am we just packed a bowl (im high lol) freebird began there were flashing lights so we through out the 75 dollars worth of periphan. and as he stopped im screaming go and as the light flashes the paper boy passes. (will edit when im sober)

[andyGILL]

1st time I ever drove stoned it took me at least 5 minutes to make my first left turn. I had to build up my confidence

I had just smoked a quarter with my buddy straight to our domes from my bong and were trying to get to a friend's house where we had never been before. We missed the same turn 7 times, we just kept driving past it. After the 7th time we missed it we stopped at a 7-11 and got slurpees to re-group, and when we got back on the road we made the turn.

[{H.E.M.P}b.Free]

Ha ha ha! Okay, so one night, a good friend and I were TOTALLY baked and had recently been tasked to go pick up my little brother from a party. Now, this was no ordinary high, we had just smoked up two FULL bowls of Jamaican Red Hair.

Side note: We have our own bong. The bowl is the size of a GameCube disk. We built it ourself, kinda!

So, two GameCube disk-sized bowls later, we were so incomprehensively high that I can't even begin to explain just how spaced I was. And we had to drive. On the highway. The back roads. The bridges. And the mountains of NC.

My little bro was about 30 minutes away, through every known geographical nomenclature of North Carolina.

So basically, what should have been a 30 minute drive ended up being an hour and a half excursion, during which we picked up a bushel of plantation grown bananas, roasted peanuts, and an illegal mexican who worked at Guadalejara's and gave us 4 to go boxes of free food for the ride.

All the while, had my friend not been navigating and telling me where to turn, how fast to go, and what color the light immediately in front of us, we probably wouldn't have made it.

It was incredible.

[Phased]

Originally Posted by {H.E.M.P}b.Free

Ha ha ha! Okay, so one night, a good friend and I were TOTALLY baked and had recently been tasked to go pick up my little brother from a party. Now, this was no ordinary high, we had just smoked up two FULL bowls of Jamaican Red Hair.

Side note: We have our own bong. The bowl is the size of a GameCube disk. We built it ourself, kinda!

So, two GameCube disk-sized bowls later, we were so incomprehensively high that I can't even begin to explain just how spaced I was. And we had to drive. On the highway. The back roads. The bridges. And the mountains of NC.

My little bro was about 30 minutes away, through every known geographical nomenclature of North Carolina.

So basically, what should have been a 30 minute drive ended up being an hour and a half excursion, during which we picked up a bushel of plantation grown bananas, roasted peanuts, and an illegal mexican who worked at Guadalejara's and gave us 4 to go boxes of free food for the ride.

All the while, had my friend not been navigating and telling me where to turn, how fast to go, and what color the light immediately in front of us, we probably wouldn't have made it.

It was incredible.

This... +rep

[Youknowjojo]

One time after coming back from a club in the city my friends and i decided to spark up a j. I was kida lit but more just tired and got lost on the way back. I saw signs pointing to the embarcadero which is if you didnt know the big long road that goes across the coastline of the bay in SF. The lights are timed really weird and i must have ran like ten stoplights.

[Talon]

1. me and this girl were stoned in my car heading home after going for a walk in the park with a few blunts. we stopped at a red light, even though we were allowed to turn right, and the dude behind us waited and waited and got pissed and did a big ass burnout around us and curbed it. we ended up laughing our asses off.

2. i just bought some weed, didnt even get to smoke it. was on the way home when some drunk fuck runs out in front of my car. i swerve out the way and still bust him with the mirror of my car. i end up getting a posession ticket because of him. if i find him i will beat him to a coma for fucking me up like that. im in a shitload of trouble for that right now.

3. i was high as fuck going like 80 thru a storm, not even caring. whenever id look at the passengers, they were wearing their seatbelts and holding on to something for dear life.

4. i turned onto the wrong way on a 1way street with a blunt going in rotation in the car, we ended up almost hitting a cop head on, all he did was flash his lights and wait for us to turn around. whew.

[kozmic_blues]

Some friends and I were in the car stoned and a little drunk. We were parked in a slightly uphill dirt near a river/stream/w/e. Then, suddenly, our driver tries starting the car! We knew he was way too stoned to be driving and tried getting him to calm down. Then he puts the car in neutral and it slowly rolls down the dirt, sideways into the fucking road. It was really funny, we were all screaming "WHAT THE FUCK, PANCHO (the driver)! YOU'RE GONNA KILL US!" all panicking as we threw ourselves out of the car.

I was still stoned and was trying to crawl away as the car ran over the tip of my shoe. It coulda fucked up my foot if it was a little further under the tire, and luckily it was a small car. Another friend, Andy, had just thrown up before the car started rolling, so after he got out, Christy pushes Sam out so hard that she falls right in the puke. I was laughing my ass off (still on the ground). Thankfully we were soon able to get Pancho under control and got out of the street.

We were lucky a cop didn't come by, or we woulda been so fucked. The driver didn't even have a license, was underage, possibly not a legal citizen (his real name wasn't Pancho, but he had some broken ass English), and the car was his brother's.

[AmsterdamdreamN]

This was when I was back in college. It was about a week or so after the Dead were in town, so there was some really good fresh 4way blotter in town. Me and a buddy ( From the country) went in on a sheet, and took a couple hits. Before it kicked in, we were called and told about a party across town. We thought we could make it there before we started tripping too hard. We thought wrong. We were in a little Toyota MR2. Cruising down the freeway, when we hit road construction. It was still two lanes, but they had those 3 ft. cement barriers about 3 inches from the side of the road. It was pretty late at night, so most of the traffic was tractor-trailer trucks. And everyone was going about 60. I was going about 35. Those trucks were blowing my little ass car all over the place. I started to get the tingles in my legs when my buddy starts to giggle. I look over at him, and his hands are balled up into fists, his knees are drawn up together, and his eyes are HUGE! He screams at me "HOW YOU DOIN THAT MAN? I'M TRIPPIN MY BALLS OFF!" Which basically throws me into a full trip. Luckily, we came up on a break in the barriers where the construction workers park and pulled in there. We missed the party, but it was pretty cool watching all the tracers and stuff as the cars and trucks blew by us. We sat there until the workers started showing up.

[PhishPhood]

Just yesterday I was driving home from the disc golf course.. It was my second course of the day, and that meant my third bowl also.. I'm driving home down the threw-way doing about 75 in a 65 zone. Mind you, I'm in the right lane just chillin with the windows down and some good music going..

I'm singin and drummin on the wheel drinking a large McDonalds coke (the best tasting coke in my opinion) and eating frosted mini-wheats from the box. Literally just stuffing my mouth full, singing, drumming and drinking all at the same time.

I glance over, and its a state trooper just chillin in the left lane next to me. No idea how long he was there, but I didnt get pulled over which was nice...

Fun times after I realized I wasn't gettin stopped hahaha.