Your most ridiculous super-high driving story.

[Nachtfarbton]

ok, so me and my buddy who smoke together all the time had just finished hot boxing a really fat ass blunt in my car. it was really dank weed that we had just gotten from a new pickup and we didn't really know how potent it was or how hard it was going to hit us. anyway, we're just sitting there in his car chilling listening to some tunes after we finished smoking it. after a while we decided it was time to leave and go to a friends house. so he puts the car in reverse and the car starts rolling backwards very slowly. at this point his eyes grew WIDE and he looks at me in terror going "SHIT DUDE, my cars not getting any power" as he pumps the gas peddle to no avail. he then fiddled with the stick for like 5 minutes, dropping it into drive, back into reverse, into neutral.. testing everything trying to figure out what was happening. After a 5 minute battle or so he realizes that his car isn't even on.. lmao the keys were just in the ignition so we could listen to tunes.

[Thrice Stoned]

Was commin home from a party last night and after a certain time the stoplights stop working and flash either red or yellow only; so i'm driving down a 4 lane road and i stop at one of the yellows as if it were to be a normal stop light waiting for it to go green, and i have to be sitting there for a couple minutes before i realise i'm the only person around and that i dont have to be waiting for the light;

[fuzzyl0g1c]

I once delivered for Jimmy Johns, so I did a lot of high ass driving. At one delivery these dudes had bongs and bowls going around, and I got a few big ass hits (it was heads). When I tried to leave their apartment complex, I was freaking the fuck out because I could not figure out how to get out of there for the life of me. I kept trying to make different turns, but kept going in circles lol. It took me like 30 minutes to finally find my way out. Good times.

Getting stuck in parking lots seems to be pretty common in here, hahaha. It's the man keeping us down, making those maze-like parking lots! *shakes fist*

[blondiee420]

My friend Brittany and I got blazed and decided to go to the movie theater to see what was playing. At the theater by our house, they have this sign with all the movie times right in the front, so you can just drive up and look at the movie times without having to get out of your car.
So I pull up to that so we can look at the movies, and there's a group of about 10 kids, probably all under 16 years old, standing outside the theater. As soon as I put my car in park, I notice all of the kids turn to look at us, and slowly start walking toward the car. I really thought I was just being high and paranoid, but as they got closer and closer to my car, I was like "Uh.. Brittany.. I think they're coming for us." They literally CIRCLE my car, and start SHAKING IT, I locked my doors and they were trying to get in (keep in mind this is a nice, quiet neighborhood, and I've never seen these kids before in my life). Then two of the kids GOT ON TOP of my car, so I couldn't even drive away, they were just sitting on top of it.. we were like "WTF???" Finally after like 3 to 4 minutes of this they got off my car and I was able to drive away.. and we didn't end up seeing a movie. Hahaha.. weiiiiird shit.

[straight 2 dome]

preface: i consider myself a very good driver. my friends have always considered me to be the car guy. i think i know my shit. secondly i lived in this one town for atleast 18 years so i know every road.

story: first time driving stoned. tried a simple accross town trip. i had major blurred vision. and had trouble staying in my lane. on top of thati got VERY lost. even though i was on the correct roads. i had NO idea where i was. i have no idea how i made it to my destination.

i have never been able to reproduce this effect in all my years of smoking. i've never gotten "lost" maybe i spaced out and just passed an exit but realize it right after i made the mistake sort of thing. still very rare. i think i'm one of the best stoned drivers because i'm suppppper overly caucious.

2. went to pick someone up from the airport and drove to departures twice.

[electrode]

my friend owns this sort of farming looking truck and theres holes in the floor...i was about to spark a blunt and it fell from my grasp right threw the fucking holes in his floor.......as we were going down the highway so there was no chance of stoping to look for it................

[HornemanDK]

I allways drive while baked on hash. Ive caught my self going 30 mph on the freeway where the speed limit is 70.

And when im driving somewhere while REALLY baked, when i get there i cant remember i have driven!

[cheebaintAcrime]

So me and like 6 other people just smoked a good oz and a half in like 20 mins and needless to say im HIGH AS SHIT. We decided to our spot of tokage, a very open park with a gazebo. One of the dudes with a car, danny, runs over to his car and gets a new box of Kleenex out of his car and proceeds to set it and part of the fuckin forest on fire. Now, I tend to be a pit paranoid when I smoke and I tweaked shit, booked it to my car and fucking floored it. Danny decides to follow me and the others in my car. We get on the highway and who do I see fly by me in his 98' white piece of shit, crown vick, going 115 fucking mph, danny fucking m. Not only is he speeding now, but hes also throwing random articles of clothes out of his window that hes supposed to give to charity for some college course. this continues all the way to the fucking mall, and once he runs out of clothes, he starts throwing random shit from the back of his car, including arosal cans, change, cans, and a fucking bag of toilet paper. there isnt a punchline to this story, and Im really bakled at the moment, I wil try to edit this later.

enjoy

[GANJAWON]

One time i was in my friends toyota with like 6 people. We were on are way back from a party, and this is in chicago so cops are a big concern. my friend who was driving was drunk and driving kinda shitty but it was 3 in the am so there were only cops and taxis out , pretty much. well i had a quad on me, so i decided to roll a blunt (hardest blunt I ever rolled) Im riding shot gun and i sprk that shit puff it twice then pass it to the driver. dude hits the blunt twice passes it on, stops at a red light opens his door then pukes his brains out closes the door. light turns green and he keeps going as if he didnt just puke on one of the busiest intersections in chicago. well at least im till alive!

[cheebaintAcrime]

here comes another story, it takes place in chicago, errr, on the way back from chicago anyway. We had no trouble getting to our destination, its a lheadshop called secrets in what I think is Lincoln park. We got there in like 20 mins from oak brook and on the way back it took us like 3.5 hours and instead of going straight back, we went fucking northeast and ended up on fucking New Orleans and state street, its like 11 at night and im freakin shit, just then we take a right on michigan ave. If you live in chitown, you prolly know that area is one of the worst areas in the city. Late at night, its some freaky shit, I dont even remember how we got back, to top off the night on a good note, we ended up buying weed from some random black dude outside a checkers.

More to come.

[blueKush]

I smoked some NortherLights at a friends house...then drove home(5-1omin)drive................ummm i don't smoke no more. period. I'm cured..still pro weed though.