hippy hollow and why you shouldn't trip there EVER

[DELTAnineTHC]

so me and my friends went to austin this weekend to trip on mescaline in some nature and have a good peaceful time. We were gonna go to a place called lost creek, it has a buncha water falls and places to swim and shit, we rolled up a cig of dro got the directions drop the mescaline and leave.
Thats the first mistake we made. after about an half an hour or so of driving i grab a bottle cut the top off and begin puking my guts up into it while driving still. We get really lost and im unable to drive now so we stop find directions to someplace and my friend drives now. we are by lake travis now and i see a sign that says hippy hollow and i remember its a nudist colony on lake travis and say hey we're hippies lets go there. so we do. when we arrive we walk down to the water and see a few naked dudes and chicks chillin out sunbathing swimming and whatever else. we find a spot jump in with our clothes on and just enjoy the nature. then i take my clothes off, i mean when else are you gonna get to run around naked and trip out on mescaline on a beautiful lake. by now i see infinite grids and fractals going down into the water when i look down. THe hills were on fire on the horizon. and i look back to tell my friend but before i can i notice this extra fat and extra creepy old naked guy staring at us but as soon as i look at him he looks away. it was the first sign, but i didnt pick up on it yet since i was tripping. we get out of the water and start sun bathing talking about trippin and the rock and how bad ass it was, and then i see that guy lookin at me again and getting closer, but he stops moving when i look at him. then he licks his lips in a really vulgar way and i just shook my head at him and acted disgusted. we pull out a ciggy once we are dry and spark it up right around then my alarm on my phone goes off because its 420, i thought that was a nice coincidence. It was kinda funny too cause the lip licker and his nasty friends walked off to almost keep watch for us while we smoked. it goes on like this for a bit but soon i realize everyone is oggleing me and my friend so we put our clothes back on and start paying more attention. Some guy comes up and tells me about some peace sign or something they put in the water that you can see from the rocks. but i realized it would be hard to make a buddha out of rocks in a lake and he probably wanted to touch my penis or something, now i think he might have been telling us we weren't on the hippy side but the homo end. we are chilling talking about how wierd this place is but the entire time we are trying to be cool and tolerant, gay people have a right to be naked too and besides i kinda thought it was flattering that they thought i was so hot :P well i see the lip licker with his shirt on his head hiding is face like hes staring at us through it or something. To the other side i notice ANOTHEr dude looking at us, and he looks away when i notice him, and when i look back in a second to check if hes gone i realize HES JERKING IT AND STARING RIGHT AT ME. i tell my friend and he tells me there is two dudes sucking each other off right behind us. and at that point we stand up and leave, like it all came together as to what this place is... HOMO hollow... we get in the car and drive i keep looking back to see if one is following us or something but by the time we left, it had gone from 1 guy next to us to like 10 guys all creepin up and bein creepy by us. in the car i started to think they were everywhere behind every bush and i begin having a panic attack. it felt like they had jerked off on me or like molested me or something, i felt violated. i know this took a while to read for you, but if one person can avoid making that mistake because of me, my trip wont be in vain... it made me appreciate a beautiful girl alot more... but it scared my retina... please heed my warning!!

[vcrs]

rofl thats fucking hilarious. sorry to hear that you got owned though

[OldPork]

Damn that's funny. HAHAHA

[cdawg]

WOW! I used to live in Texas, but up in DFW, was down that way alot, if I ever am again, i will make damn sure not to go there, thanks for the heads up

[therainman]

hahaha omg yeah dont go to hippy hollow. every story i've heard is similar to yours, and ive lived in austin for 19 years...

I usually hit up the barton creek greenbelt to chill and smoke in nature, its not too crowded this early in the summer because it hasn't rained too much yet and theres not too much water yet.

[DELTAnineTHC]

Originally Posted by therainman

hahaha omg yeah dont go to hippy hollow. every story i've heard is similar to yours, and ive lived in austin for 19 years...

I usually hit up the barton creek greenbelt to chill and smoke in nature, its not too crowded this early in the summer because it hasn't rained too much yet and theres not too much water yet.

ya all my friends told me i should have asked them and they would have told us not to go there lol. they had the same reaction as you. next time i hit up austin im bringing a map of the city and like marking places of interest. iv been to barton creek but i figured it would be kinda crowded to trip there. man anything would have been better than tripping at hippy hollow

[The Dankness59]

Lol thats a funny ass story, sucks that you guys were tripping otherwise you prolly would have noticed all the gay guys checking you out. Talk about a shitty trip.

[weedhead420]

LOL....i live like 15 minutes away from hippy hollow....that shit is a total gay fest.

[GimmieMore]

sounds like fun

[Chaohinon]

Originally Posted by GimmieMore

sounds like fun

Why do you gays have to ruin everything with your gayness? No wonder jesus hates you.

[hoodie]

Originally Posted by Chaohinon

Why do you gays have to ruin everything with your gayness? No wonder jesus hates you.

Even if that was sarcastic, that's still messed up.

[Blażeitup420]

Originally Posted by Chaohinon

Why do you gays have to ruin everything with your gayness? No wonder jesus hates you.

hahaahahaha

[IglooBuds]

sorry,
but I didn't read this
I was stopped by a huge text wall.

[GimmieMore]

Originally Posted by Chaohinon

Why do you gays have to ruin everything with your gayness? No wonder jesus hates you.

Originally Posted by hoodie

Even if that was sarcastic, that's still messed up.

enough said....

[Blutteufel]