Scariest Stoner Stories

[sandrothecoolma]

Lol @ OP. That sounds llike something that would have happened to me when I was 12. Mall security is not police. They can't detain or search you. If they mess with you or yell at you just tell them, "I'm leaving" and proceed to the door. You're fucking bulletproof.

The scariest story for me was when a smoke session in a wooded area was intruded on by police. At the time I was still a minor (16 or 17), and there were 7 of us smoking a bowl in the woods.
When a cop showed up one kid dipped and the cop chased him. The 6 of us were just like, "Shit... where should we run?" 3 ended up getting away into the woods and 3 of us were detained (myself, my brother and a friend of mine).
Luckily, they had no evidence that we were doing anything illegal and after being taken down to the station in protective custody they had to release us with no charges or arrest. The only person who ended up getting arrested was the runner, but he got off easy, and simply had to write an essay.

[C21H30O2.]

I go to a friends house that I haven't talked to in a long time.. Go to the "smoking room" and smoke a few bowls.. He tells me how he got all this shake like leaves/buds so he picked all the buds out and then he pulls out this 5 gallon styrofoam box and like half of it is filled with dry stale leaves from some really dank bud.. completely wasted.. could have made some kief or something out of all those leaves.. shit was dank as hell too. He's been smoking for longer than I have but he doesn't know jack about weed..