How did you get caught?

[Smok1e 20202020]

Man i got caught back in grade school it was such bullshit. after coming home from blazing all night off of some fire ass DRO I kick my pants off and pass the fuck out. I get up the next morning and head straight for the shower. when i get out my mom calls me into her room. she is holding my back of Dro asking if i can explain this. I was like where the hell get you get that. Apparently i left my bed room door cracked and her new dog that she got 2 days pervious was scratch and my pants. So my mom walked in wondering what the dog was doing. end of story she flushed some of the best weed ive ever smoked.

Rule of thumb no matter how fucked up you get watch where you throw your weed.

[Atlblazer]

Originally Posted by Smok1e 20202020

Man i got caught back in grade school it was such bullshit. after coming home from blazing all night off of some fire ass DRO I kick my pants off and pass the fuck out. I get up the next morning and head straight for the shower. when i get out my mom calls me into her room. she is holding my back of Dro asking if i can explain this. I was like where the hell get you get that. Apparently i left my bed room door cracked and her new dog that she got 2 days pervious was scratch and my pants. So my mom walked in wondering what the dog was doing. end of story she flushed some of the best weed ive ever smoked.

Rule of thumb no matter how fucked up you get watch where you throw your weed.

Well it was back in like 9th grade, I use to smoke a bowl or two at night an hour or so before I went to bed. Well one night I kinda packed the bowl then set it down for a minute to go to the bathroom. Came back to bed, and fell asleep, I woke up that morning by my dad yelling saying what the hell is this! He was holding up my bong.
How it went, Well I had 3 weeks of grounding, and they took my skateboard

[Ba1lz420]

I just got caught because i left a candle burning in my room after i left the house (too stoned to remember) and they found all of my pipes, bongs, and sploof.
i took the pipe back just now and we talked about it and they just said:

"we know you are getting high, and theres nothing we can do about it"

The end.

[GimmieMore]

Never been caught... but I have been wrongly accused because of:

insence
fireplace logs
candles
spray air freshner

[Battles]

The momcat indeed found my stash.

[InsaneAss]

I smoked out on my porch, came back in, put my minibong down on the kitchen table, A PLACE I WOULDNT FORGET IT!! I put it down while I went to make a sandwich at 2am lol... So I walk back to my room with said sandwich, but no bong. Sleepy time, next morning, gg. Fuck.

[Clairvoyant]

Well, about a week ago someone called my mom and told her that her son was doing drugs. Then my mom told me to piss in a cup or tell the truth. I told the truth, and she said "Don't do it again". Unlucky, and sort of lucky lol.

[Lynex87]

Well..I never really got caught...My ma pretty much knew that I smoked cuz of my older brother...as a matter of fact I smoke with my ma..it was odd at first but its kinda cool hahah

[Overflow]

I was so ruined one night and came back in late, and fell asleep pretty quickly. A few days later when my mum came to washing my socks, she found a baggy with some crumbs on weed in - i put it in my sock since if i got stopped by police...

Though all she did was take the crumbs and that was that, i was 14 at the time.

[dle_240]

Well I think it was around this time last year. I had just gotten some new rx's from my doc. I knew one of them would kinda fuck me up, but I had no idea about the others. So I took all 4 of them. about 30 min - 1 hour later I went into my room and pulled my bong out and started smoking. Well soon enough everything hit me all at once. I was sitting on the computer trying to im with a friend and I just couldn't do it. So I thought I would just go lay down for a min a watch one tv to let everything calm down. So I set my bong underneath my computer and left some weed on my computer table that I was going to smoke later. I passed the fuck out.

The next morning my mom descided to come into my room (she woke me up) and she saw the stuff on my table. Well she didn't wake me up or anything, she just left for work. So as i'm freakin out thinking what am I going to do. Is she going to say anything when she gets home? Well I guess a call from her later on in the morning like she always does. I was hesitent about anwsering but I did anyways. So she asked how I was doing and i said fine. Then all of a sudden she says "Do you like smoking weed"? I was like "ahhhh yea it's ok." lol And all she said was "Well don't be driving and smoking!" And that was the end of the conversation.

[cdawg]

Originally Posted by dle_240

Well I think it was around this time last year. I had just gotten some new rx's from my doc. I knew one of them would kinda fuck me up, but I had no idea about the others. So I took all 4 of them. about 30 min - 1 hour later I went into my room and pulled my bong out and started smoking. Well soon enough everything hit me all at once. I was sitting on the computer trying to im with a friend and I just couldn't do it. So I thought I would just go lay down for a min a watch one tv to let everything calm down. So I set my bong underneath my computer and left some weed on my computer table that I was going to smoke later. I passed the fuck out.

The next morning my mom descided to come into my room (she woke me up) and she saw the stuff on my table. Well she didn't wake me up or anything, she just left for work. So as i'm freakin out thinking what am I going to do. Is she going to say anything when she gets home? Well I guess a call from her later on in the morning like she always does. I was hesitent about anwsering but I did anyways. So she asked how I was doing and i said fine. Then all of a sudden she says "Do you like smoking weed"? I was like "ahhhh yea it's ok." lol And all she said was "Well don't be driving and smoking!" And that was the end of the conversation.

I always love that line, never herd it from my parents b/c they didn't really every catch me when i was younger and still dont know that i do.....but anyways....yes driving and smoking is very bad, wouldn't want you to drive to slow, or stop at a stop sign for to long.....lol.......dumb anti-pot commercials

[CaineN1]

my dad smokes hash & he keeps it in a box and he had a big rock of hash in it...i take it ot the kitchen put a knife in the microwave for about 3 seconds then began cutting the hash im just about to spark the zoot when ma dad walks in.
Dad- Caine?
ME-Dad?
Dad-Your Gonna Have To Replace That Hash...
Me-Wonna GET cHOONG?
*DAD PULLS OUT A FUCKIN MASSSIVE HASH ZOOT AND SAYS*
Dad-Nah Im Good.

[ipack]

got caught by my mom one time about 6 years ago now. I had blazed about an hour previously to returning home. My mom is waiting up on me. she can smell it on me because i had been chilling inside so the smoke had a chance to permeate my clothing.

Now the bad thing about my mother is that she's never ever done anything other than alchohol in her life.. so she's talking to me slowly and treating me like i'm a retard that won't remember anything that took place.

[uRbAnDieSeL*ATL]

junior year of hs, me and my bro were hittin some purp out of a one hitter in the garage around midnight, and i accidentally knocked over a vacuum that was sitting in the kitchen. i didnt think anything of it, but a couple minutes later my mom opens the door into the garage and sees smoke everywhere and starts asking us what we were doing. we sat down and "talked" for a good half hour or so until i asked if i could go to my room before i fall asleep. now shes purty straight wit my smokin even though i dont live there anymore

[Lovemybongs420]

This was pretty straight forward but about 2 years after i started smoking one night my mom asked me if i smoke weed. i just flat out said yea because i always thoguht that she smoked and i was right. 10 minutes later we were laughing and telling eachouther stories baked off our asses. HER SHIT IS THE BOMB.