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First Time I was Busted (Parents)
This is the amazing tale of how I got busted for the first time smoking some good old MJ.
It all started off as a good day and everything, went to my friends house and we rolled up. Then after me and my friend got our stuff ready we just walked the neighborhood like we always do just the two of us smoking a blunt to the head. Then all of the sudden a cop drives by us, automatically we flip out and take off running for the house.
We get to the house and stand on the side of the house and finish up our stuff. Sure enough the kids dad whose house we were at came outside to let their dog out. When we heard him come out with the dog we took off running to the back yard and jumped the fence, this is where things go down hill. Me being 6"3 260 lbs at the time didnt help much for getting over the fence, I ended up breaking it and cutting the shit out of my leg and pants. My friend who is blazed out of his mind running like his life depends on it, stops, turns around, and says "Im telling everybody." That is now one of the biggest inside jokes between all of us.
Sure enough an hour later the kids whose house it was came down stairs and kicked us out yelling and screaming so me and my friend left. Now at this point we had smoked again and we were high as shit and it was like 3 am. So we hop in my car and drive around calling people to see if we can crash there. Eventually we find a place to crash but I had to get gas first. So I pull into a kangaroo thinking I can just pay at the pump, nope sorry, it was broken so I had to pay inside, not a big deal? Two cops happened to be parked at the damn gas station and I didnt even notice. So I had to walk past them with my cut up shorts and blood all over me. (I stopped the bleeding but there was still stains all over.)
So then we crash at a friends house and wake up in the morning and carry upon our day like normal praying to god his dad didnt call our parents. So I go into work thinking I am in the clear and that nothing will happen. Of coarse I am wrong and my Mom shows up at my work beating on the glass for my attention. As soon as I see her I told my manager that I had to go and I didnt know if I would ever be back. So then I was busted, his dad had told and the craziest day of my life came to an end.
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