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Old 05-15-2008, 12:16 AM
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really funny practical joke(to me at least)

if your hovering your curser over this-trust me just read it, its funny


ok so at my school we have junior elections or what ever-im not a junior im a senior-but they left the microphone thing out in the lunch room when they were done with it.

so then i have study hall in the lunch room. so im looking at the mic set up with speakers and all and i see a perfict opportunity for a practical joke. so i show this underclassmen that its off by talking into it, i say hey check this out and say in to it "hi everyone" or something and it dosnet work. but then as im walking away from it i switch it on behind my back with a switch located on the top of the mic. so then i tell him to say penis into it so he walks up to it and with total confadense that it wont work sez PENIS!! right into the mic-and it comes booming out clear as a bell to the entire packed study hall.


ahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhahahhahahahhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhahahha

i couldnet stop laughing-but its an honors study hall with a bunch of college bound stiffs in it so no one but me really seemed that amused. and the kid was practically turning black he was so red (if that even happens)after he talked to the teachers lol
 
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Old 05-15-2008, 12:28 AM
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ahhh man i would fuckin love to chill u wit u i bet that shit was so funny looool and fuck those college stiffs man hahahhahah so fuckin classic man

btw u ever seen family guy where peter goes " attention shoppers testacles that is all" lol similar but real life is fuckin hilarious
 
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Old 05-15-2008, 12:57 AM
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Hahahahaha that's so awesome dude i wish i was there, it's so funny that i would laugh even if it happened to me

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Old 05-15-2008, 01:14 AM
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Haha I would kill to have seen that. +rep for the laugh.
 
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Old 05-18-2008, 08:43 PM
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Hahaha. Call me immature, but that's hilarious. Sounds like something me and my friends would do. Speaking of which one time I was in Wal-mart. I was in the thread section trying to get some stuff cut. it was for a project in school. Well I was waiting there for like 5 minutes then I asked someone to get someone over there because I was waiting so long. They said someone would come down. 15 minutes later someone still didn't show up and I had to go. I couldn't stick around much longer. There was a phone there and it had a button that said something like intercom or some shit. I picked it up and said Attention Walmart shoppers there is now a sale on 12 inch dildos in the Toys department. Then I walked out.
 
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my friend alex would sneak out onto the stage before as many events as he could and just say,


"testicles, that is all"


i never knew it was from family guy, still pretty funny fuck why did i even type this?
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hahahah i used to do that shit in HS all the time.....that or playing the "penis" game where you take turns saying penis in class getting louder and louder hahahahha
 
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That shits funyy!!! HAHAHAHA
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i couldnet stop laughing-but its an honors study hall with a bunch of college bound stiffs in it so no one but me really seemed that amused.
Let me guess? No except those bound for the welfare office would find it funny? What is wrong with college bound people? At least we're doing something with our lives.
 
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i know most americans wouldnt get this but..

i would have said "could randy and lahee please come to the fuck off department"
 
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Let me guess? No except those bound for the welfare office would find it funny? What is wrong with college bound people? At least we're doing something with our lives.

i knew there'd be some one...


but the key is that i was in the study hall, meaning i also have honors study and i am a college bound person. I also am accepted at and plan on attending Montana state University next year so i have nothing really wrong with college bound persons. but all the people in that (honors) study WERE a bunch of stiffs!


and on a diffrent note: i know a bunch of people who didient go to college who do greater stuff then ill ever do. youv just been tricked by society in to thinking that if you dont go to college your not doing something with your life-thats bull shit. i get sick every time some kid at my school tells me " o i dont know what i want to do...but i def want to go to college"
 
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i know most americans wouldnt get this but..

i would have said "could randy and lahee please come to the fuck off department"
that's MR. lahey to you. your barking up the wrong shit-tree!!
 
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my friend alex would sneak out onto the stage before as many events as he could and just say,


"testicles, that is all"


i never knew it was from family guy, still pretty funny fuck why did i even type this?
Because you're either high or bored...or both.
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hahahaha. juvenile but still funny.
 
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Ocvan are you going to MSU in Bozeman or Billings? Cause if you're coming to bozeman you should hit me up...
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