Get your hand outta my pocket!

[DavidH]

Quick timeline of tonight's events
5:20 PM-I arrive at work
8:45 PM-I leave work(on the clock) to run home for weed
9:05 PM-I rear-end a cop car(in my friend's car)
10:15 PM-I return to work
1 AM- I leave work for the night(still on the clock, clocked in until 2 AM)
1:05 AM- 2 friends and I are pulled over on our way home. Driver has a suspended license. Other passenger and myself each have about half a blunt. Driver and I each end up in the back of a cop car for a while. Finally they let us go with a misdemeanor for the driver, and a $100 weed citation for me and the other passenger.

So I:
Rear-ended a cop
****ed my friend's van up(it won't start)
Received a $100 citation for my ****ty driving
Received a $100 weed ticket

All while clockin' $7.50/hr. Ship it hahaha

PS I bought cigarillos the minute they uncuffed me because THEY CAN'T STOP ME FROM SMOKIN MA WEED

PPS:Cop said I was under arrest for "Marijuana possession, obstruction of justice, and lying to a police officer". LOLZ


We were driving home from work in a sketchy car. Old truck, 3 people up front, Indiana tags, late night(1 AM, sat. night). Driver had just purchased car earlier in the day. They asked if any of us were on probation. We all replied no. They asked if we had ever been on probation. Driver says yes, drug trafficking in 2004. Me and other passenger say no. The driver's license comes up suspended, at which point we all get out of the car. Cop says he is going to pat me down, I attempted to refuse, he pats me down, his hands in my pockets, my blunt in his hands. Game over. My wrists in his cuffs. My ass in his backseat.

Oh yeah-When he first came to the window, he started lecturing me on respect, give it and receive it, etc. He said, "If you flick those ashes on me I'll get you out of the car and take you downtown." WTF? Completely unprompted. Not relevant, just ****ed up. He also called my boss.

[P O P E Y E]

Sounds like a very eventful night

[ocvan]

man wow. hardcore

[What'sThatSmell]

Haha, how do you rear end a cop?
If you drive like me you stay the fuck away from their cruisers at all time.
And here you are running into his ass.

[The Dankness59]

Ha what did the cop say when you rear ended him? That sucks that you got busted, why'd you get pulled over?

Am I the only one who thought that post was fucking all over the place?
Plus, what's so shady about Indiana tags.
Sounds epic, I suppose.

[DavidH]

Originally Posted by Pink Oddity

Am I the only one who thought that post was fucking all over the place?
Plus, what's so shady about Indiana tags.
Sounds epic, I suppose.

Dude,

or dudette,

My post was all over the fucking place. I copy and pasted it from a different forum, it's a few different posts all slapped together.

Indiana tags=out of state. I would rather be in a car with Ohio plates.

[CrackaSmoka]

damn that blows, but hey your not still in cuffs and still blazing so even when it gets shitty you still got herb to help you through the bullshit sometimes