Crazy Friday Night!!! Long but Funny/Good Read

[project_n8]

Seriously, yesterday I had such a sick day. After I got home I was so happy cuz I realized I had the whole weekend to smoke some pot and do some other drugs. This story is about the other drugs

So at like 4 my homie T calls me and he's like hey man come over J is over so I'm like k. So I go over and my friend J is trippin balls and he's like man, I have a line of K left if you wanna go to the school and do it so I'm like hellz yeah! So we start walking down the street to our gay ass grade school and we're talking about the good times at our school but how gay the rules were. J keeps forgetting where he is and I'm just laughing and I'm like I can't wait to try this.

So we sit on the steps of the portable and I pour out a line onto a piece of paper and i making it straight. I roll up a 5 dollar bill and snort that shit up.

5 mins later everything goes crazy. I can't really describe it but it was like the whole time I was in third person. Things seemed to have weird gravity too and me and J kept jumping up and down and we thought the ground sucked us down twice as fast. T was just laughing his ass off at how fucked we were but we didnt care. I then proceded to walk on a painted line on the ground and it felt like it was actually a tight rope and i was trying to balance but I couldn't. It is seriously such a great feeling lmfao. Then we walk over to the playground and start chillin and talking about all the drugs we're gonna do when we go on our vacation. We're gettin some flips, some special k, obviosuly pot, some coke, maybe some shrooms and a shitload of booze. 7 nights of pure fucked upedness lol.

After this we walk back to T's and I play guitarr hero and just chill. Then I'm like shit I want some cookies and I'm like lets go to subway. On the way our friend R drives by and hes like oh shit wuddup and he gets out and starts chillin wit us. He calls up our other friend M and tells him to meet us at subway. I go there and get 10 cookies lmfao. The ppl there all know I'm fucked up because I always come there when I get the munchies and order a shitload of food lol. This time I was on K and was actually just hungry. So then we meet up with like 3 other ppl who are gettin pizza next to subway and were just chillin.

Then T decides he wants to buy a nitrous cracker and we decide to go to the mall. We walk into the store that sells it and the guy starts bitching at us and hes like LEAVE. I TOLD YOU GUYS NOT TO RIDE SKATEBOARDS ON MY PROPERTY. And were just like wtf we didnt have no skateboards dumbass. (We seriosly didn't) so the guys like oh ok im sorry. So then we buy the cracker and go behind toys r us and start doin whippits. R doesn't belive that its that strong cuz its legal but he doesnt even take a whippit (he takes the blown out balloon from T) and starts fuckin dancing all over the place and laughin his ass off hahahaha.

Then the workers come out and were like oh shit and start running but im just laughing the whole time cuz it was so ridiculous. There 5 guys just chillin out back of toys r us inhaling an element and dancing around ahahha. So then we see these bushes in the middle of the parking lot and I'm like lets go in there. Mind you this is on the busiest street in my city and theres a shitload of cars riding by as we go hahaha and we can see em still through the bushes lol we didnt care. So we start inhaling that shit and its so sick. Just try it for yourself you may think its a gay drug but its so awesome lol.

After that we walked around, laughed at stupid people who thought they were cool and caused some damage at a local golf course hahha. I slept at my friends then woke up nice and happy.

Peace Out GC thanks for reading.