Top 3 most unprofessional transactions ever

[Appocolyptik]

3) Situated in my local Town Centre is a weed stall that ironically sells weed, and amazingly enough hasn't been caught by police; I guess it's so obvious the pesky pork choppers wouldn't suspect it. But anyway I waited until the stall had cleared out, then followed the usual procedure, quietly putting the question to the dealer 'aight could I get two?' In usual circumstances, he would have made some cool misleading public statement 'yes I agree those pipes are very nice,' then would discretely slip in the skunky money. This time however, he looked at me bemusedly, obviously high as fuck and declared at the top of his voice 'Whats that mate? TWO TICKETS? TWO LOVELY GOLDEN TICKETS? Two lovely tickets to a MAGICAL land filled with giggles and munchies?' I didn't know how to respond, by this point several people were staring at him and I felt very uncomfortable so I just forced a grin, replying 'yes please.' Then he dropped the bag on the floor as he was passing it to me and the weed rolled out! Luckily he reacted very quickly, but not before a fat chinese man saw it. Needless to say, I left the store very quickly and proceeded to roll a large reef.

2) Well I'd burst a blood vessle in my foot, so considering I couldn't walk far to meet anyone, got a footsoldier to drop off on my street, which I took time and effort explaining the location of. What I didn't realise, was that the large secondary school opposite the drop off point was finishing at the exact same time as the transaction, which could be a bit risky, but any professional would ensure a none suspicious passover. What I didn't bank on was the idiot pulling up, winding his window down then shouting me over with a "safe it's good shit this is!" Wincing, I hobbled over to the car, in plain view of a hundred school kids walking past, as the dealer pulled out some scales and weighed the skunk right in front of everyone. I couldn't believe it, how fucking blatent could you be? Worse still, the guy didn't have a baggy, so called to my mate 'hey have you got a spare baggy? It's light bud so you can't wack it in your pocket.' I mean fuck me, it's one thing having a dealer car full of dealer parrafenalia in plain view of an emptying school, but another thing altogether declaring to the whole street that you're selling skunk. To cap the awful transaction off, the idiot did a handbrake turn nearly knocking a 14 year old down... at least the skunk was powey

1) Taking the number one stop was an AWFUL transaction that occured on a very busy road at night, the drop off point: a bus stop. There was this guy who I regularly acquired from, but on this occasion he sent his girlfriend to drop off for him. I didn't know what to expect, but certainly nothing on this magnitude. As soon as she approached I was already wincing from the unprofessionalism, she was driving a banged up car with a smashed tail light, driving in zig zags, obviously struggling to keep the mangled wreck under control. I was sat at the other side of the road, so she pulled up then wound her window down. I turned to see this hot black chick DANGLING THE BAG OF WEED OUT THE WINDOW and shouting 'HEY ARE YOU WANTING THE SKUNK? IT'S GOOD SHIT, I JUST HAD 2 JOINTS AND IM STONED AS FUCK!' I was shocked, all dealers have SOME sense of discresion considering the illegal nature of their profession, but this idiot didn't seem to care if she got arrested. As I went over to claim my green, a bus appeared just behind the womans car, obviously disgrunted that a car was illegally parked in a public transport stop. She then took another eigth, waved them both in front of my face, in front of a bus full of people, and asked me which one I'd prefer. I swiftly chose, then she dropped my £20 on the floor, so I had to bend down in front of the bus, all the while it was beeping us and this woman was swearing at the driver. Finally I grabbed the note, handed it her, took the bag of skunk she was STILL waving out the window and got the fuck out of there. Luckily I was on my bike so I made a swift escape with a phat eigth, but if I'd have delayed the departure the pork choppers would have probably nicked me and even worse, confiscated my bud.



Lets here some of your unprofessional transactions

[Cali Ounces]

two tickets? two magical tickets?

haha

[dekro1]

wow man those are some sketchy deals! i havnt had anything quite as bad as that. When my usualy dudes are out i buy from these black dudes that live in a place called 10 mile(ghetto naighborhood notorious for drug deals). 90% of the time i buy off this guy he makes me meet him at this place called 'the blue moon' which is a closed down kind of restaurant and you have to park infront of it which is already sketchy as this place is abandoned. He then takes a long ass time to get there (10 mins roughly) so im sitting at this sketchy ass spot, with a bunch of white kids in ten mile... and cops know that if there are white boys in ten mile, especially teens parked up in front of an abandoned place that there is a deal. Not to mention that all over this neighborhood there are signs saying 'NO DRUGS, THIS AREA MAY BE UNDER VIDEO SURVALENCE'. When this guy pulls up we echange money and the drugs though eachothers window then we both drive off. Super sketchy.

[wavy_gravy]

years ago as freshman i highschool. Not shady or anything but unprofessional as hell (no one was really professional back then). Picture this:

I buy some eh weed of a friend. We are in english class. My teacher turns to write on the white board. Friend says "yo". I look just quickly enough to see a little baggy flying through the air. I catch it mouth a gape. I shove it in my picket. He yells "toss me the money". I oblige. Teacher turn around. Yells "whats going on back there". "Nothing" we replied in unison. Aaaah the good old days. No worries at all.

[TheNightGoes90]

Love the OP.

Very British.

Can't beat it.

[Collie_man420]

me and my homey pull up on a well known street for drugs. there are cops DIRECTLY across the street busting my neighbors spare apartment, (i don't trust my neighbor, so i go to the guy across the street) My friend went in and told the dealer the piggies were there. The dealer then went out on the second story and stared at the cops while holding my 5.5 grams in his hand (in plain sight). He walked down to the car took the cash gave me the weed, and went back inside. I'm not sure if I should EVER go back to the dealer again. I nearly shit my pants when he raised the bag to the window literally 10 feet from cops.

[Tical00]

Holy shit, the second one just made me winch in pain. That must of been horrible. I think that should take the number one spot.

[Grunger]

haha good stories.

One time I wanted to pick up a sack on the way to my guitar lesson, so i call up my friend and agree to a meeting spot. At a red light, he pulls up beside me, and tells me to roll down my window. I assumed he wanted to say something to me and then we'd both go to the meeting spot. Right when I open the window a sack of weed comes flying at my face and lands in my car. Surrounded by stopped cars at a red light. He's like 'yo hand the money over' So I went ahead and gave him the money and thanked god that there were no cops around.

[Murdoc101]

Originally Posted by dekro1

wow man those are some sketchy deals! i havnt had anything quite as bad as that. When my usualy dudes are out i buy from these black dudes that live in a place called 10 mile(ghetto naighborhood notorious for drug deals).

Hell yeah, you probably pick up within half a mile of where I do, I don't do it quite as sketchy as you though.

[Floydian]

Lol, I was in a car with a homie who was selling a kid a 20 sack... he had already given him the money, and we just saw him walking down the street... so my friend pinched the twenty sack, like in half (since the kid would have no time to bitch,) put the dope in a a twinkie wrapper with a half eaten twinkie in it, and tossed it out the window at the kid without ever stopping.

Now THAT's unprofessional.

[nushaganazad]

Over The Rhine.

Nuff said

[sodomizedjello]

once in school i bought weed in the middle of a crowded hallway between classes. we did the fake handshake exchange, surrounded by other students.

[davesrave]

dodgy dealings

[jdubb]

Originally Posted by TheNightGoes90

Love the OP.

Very British.

Can't beat it.

Originally Posted by nushaganazad

Over The Rhine.

Nuff said

Originally Posted by davesrave

dodgy dealings

no shit, i read the first one three times trying to figure out what a "weed stall" is, and why it'd be unlikely that they'd be selling weed?

[Appocolyptik]

Originally Posted by jdubb

no shit, i read the first one three times trying to figure out what a "weed stall" is, and why it'd be unlikely that they'd be selling weed?

I meant it sells weed related items, such as rizzla, bongs, pipes, tobacco etc. Haha thanks for the comments guys, UKs got a good skunk culture, the quality of bud in my area is powey, bit on the expensive side though.