Top 3 most unprofessional transactions ever

[KillaBuStIn]

worst ever for me:

Me and a friend met his guy in a parking lot of a gas station at 10 PM my friend then says "hey ill ride wiht him and bring it back" so the dick leaves me in the parking lot in my car for ten minutes. The whole time all the people are just starin me down like i have a moose on my head. comes back with a half of brick bud and just throws it over the car and into my window

[ManiacalPope]

Worst for me...

In the city, middle of the night and we were downtown, which tends to be tons of fun. We were at some store getting munchies and gas for the car, and we're all sitting in the car eating while the gas tank fills up. All of a sudden around the corner comes this dude with a cane and the whole pimp hat and shit, with 5 girls in tow. You could tell half of them were all coked out or something, they had the whole classic frizzy hair anorexic thin thing going on that hookers have.

Well we're sitting there high and eating and staring at them, when they start getting closer and closer and we're like oh shit. So like they get to the car and the dude is like "You got any money?" and we're like "Fuck no" and all of a sudden all these hookers or what the fuck ever they are start flailing their arms all over inside the car through the windows, and all I can hear is "YOU GOT ANY CIGS?" "YOU GOT SOME MONEY? I NEED SOME MOOONEYYYYY" while theres all these hookerhands grabbing up on me and their crazy ass nails scratching me the hell up.

This goes on for a good minute or so when they all stop, and the dude just goes "You fellows need some green?" We say yes, of course, one of the hookers pulled it out of her purse and that was that.

[snowyz42]

Originally Posted by ManiacalPope

Worst for me...

In the city, middle of the night and we were downtown, which tends to be tons of fun. We were at some store getting munchies and gas for the car, and we're all sitting in the car eating while the gas tank fills up. All of a sudden around the corner comes this dude with a cane and the whole pimp hat and shit, with 5 girls in tow. You could tell half of them were all coked out or something, they had the whole classic frizzy hair anorexic thin thing going on that hookers have.

Well we're sitting there high and eating and staring at them, when they start getting closer and closer and we're like oh shit. So like they get to the car and the dude is like "You got any money?" and we're like "Fuck no" and all of a sudden all these hookers or what the fuck ever they are start flailing their arms all over inside the car through the windows, and all I can hear is "YOU GOT ANY CIGS?" "YOU GOT SOME MONEY? I NEED SOME MOOONEYYYYY" while theres all these hookerhands grabbing up on me and their crazy ass nails scratching me the hell up.

This goes on for a good minute or so when they all stop, and the dude just goes "You fellows need some green?" We say yes, of course, one of the hookers pulled it out of her purse and that was that.

haha thats awesome.

[heated]

I guess mine would be stupid kids i bought from in high school who would shout out in class like HELL YEAH I GOT YOUR BUDS MAN, WHERES MY MONEY? and other stupid people making it blatently obvious what was going on. Im pretty sure the only reason I never got caught by teachers was because I had pretty good grades and was pretty respectful to them most of the time.

[Robob_Hippie]

Originally Posted by Tokkin4Life

lol man the 2nd one isnt bad at all. Thats how all deals are done in my town, its better then him saying you got the money i got the bud through the windows and shit, or handing out the windows or leaning in lol like what the fuck do you want a man to do?

No I suppose not at all, I'm just spoiled on my campus, we never have to meet in public at all.

[ipack]

In virginia beach one time, I was walking around the beach looking for bud. I found this one dude with the rasta hat on and he said he didn't have it on him, but it was in his hotel room.

He tells me to wait in the back of his hotel (which was on the beach) and he would be right back down (keep in mind no money has changed hands yet). About 10 minutes later I hear this "Hey dude" coming from somewhere above me. I look up and he's standing on the balcony outside his room on the third floor. He then yells "I can't come down right now, throw your money up here and I'll just drop your sack over the balcony and you can catch it". I guess it never occurred to this guy that tossing a wad of cash up to the third floor of a hotel was pretty much impossible, i mean wtf was this guy on that he was thinking this was possible?

I say (yelling actually) "man, I can't toss cash that high, its not possible.. what room are you in?"

him: "nah, i can't have you coming up here.. meet me on the third floor by the vending machine"

So i finally get up there and there's no one waiting for me, 10 minutes pass and finally the door DIRECTLY ACROSS from the vending machine flys open and weed smoke starts billowing out along with dude. All this while families are walking by in the hallways, mothers are gripping their children tighter because they can smell the devil marihuana weed. He does the shittiest hand to hand transaction i've ever seen, with half of the bag hanging out.. I got the fuck out of there ASAP before the police came

[kang413]

Originally Posted by ipack

In virginia beach one time, I was walking around the beach looking for bud. I found this one dude with the rasta hat on and he said he didn't have it on him, but it was in his hotel room.

He tells me to wait in the back of his hotel (which was on the beach) and he would be right back down (keep in mind no money has changed hands yet). About 10 minutes later I hear this "Hey dude" coming from somewhere above me. I look up and he's standing on the balcony outside his room on the third floor. He then yells "I can't come down right now, throw your money up here and I'll just drop your sack over the balcony and you can catch it". I guess it never occurred to this guy that tossing a wad of cash up to the third floor of a hotel was pretty much impossible, i mean wtf was this guy on that he was thinking this was possible?

I say (yelling actually) "man, I can't toss cash that high, its not possible.. what room are you in?"

him: "nah, i can't have you coming up here.. meet me on the third floor by the vending machine"

So i finally get up there and there's no one waiting for me, 10 minutes pass and finally the door DIRECTLY ACROSS from the vending machine flys open and weed smoke starts billowing out along with dude. All this while families are walking by in the hallways, mothers are gripping their children tighter because they can smell the devil marihuana weed. He does the shittiest hand to hand transaction i've ever seen, with half of the bag hanging out.. I got the fuck out of there ASAP before the police came

shittiest deal ever has to be in 8th grade when i did a hand to hand deal with this kid but he dropped the sack on the floor then picked it up and dropped it again and then handed it to me then dropped my money which were a bunch of singles and a couple fives...

all in the middle of the town square, with bystanders everywhere.
gotta love unprofessional connects.