YOUR virginity stories..

[Pink Oddity]

Originally Posted by scoobydooby67

ill top that.

i lost mine when i was four and a half.

true story.

Why are you telling complete strangers about our intimate moments!?

[PinkGoo]

Originally Posted by BTNHtoker13

oh shit, that was even more crucial hahaha

crucial
A	adjective
	1	crucial, important
				of extreme importance; vital to the resolution of a crisis; "a crucial moment in his career"; "a crucial election"; "a crucial issue for women"
	2	crucial, deciding(a), determinant, determinative, determining(a)
				having the power or quality of deciding; "the crucial experiment"; "cast the deciding vote"; "the determinative (or determinant) battle"
	3	all-important(a), all important(p), crucial, essential, of the essence(p)
				of the greatest importance; "the all-important subject of disarmament"; "crucial information"; "in chess cool nerves are of the essence"
	4	crucial, relevant
				having crucial relevance; "crucial to the case"; "relevant testimony"

[bigred420]

Originally Posted by PinkGoo

Buuuullshit.

you didn't have to call him out on it, we all knew he was lying.

[wavy_gravy]

Originally Posted by Foop

My first time happened when I was 16 years old. Staying in Tuscany at the peak of the summer season at this little Italian villa. The manager of the place had a trophy wife who was around 35-40 and two young scum bag Italian guido sons. I met the two sons that morning as they were packing up their BMW with drugs to make a circuit around the Italian beaches selling everything under the sun to American tourists. I bought some ecstasy, acid and some really shitty weed off them.

That night as everyone tucked in for the night, I dropped the E down and a gram or two of the mushrooms, grabbed my papers and ran out to the pool to have a nice joint or 3. As I was lounging out in the pool chair sucking down my second joint, the manager's trophy wife came walking out. It was dark out so I did not see her till she was almost upon me so I chucked my joint as far away as possible and tried to act cool. She walks up, gives me a smile, whips off her top and lounges in the chair next to me.

Me being the virgin awkward American tourist I am, I have to question the scene infront of me, the conversation went something like this (don't expect my memory to be able to regurgitate verbatim).

"Ummmm, hey there, what are you doing?"

"Sun bathing."

"It's pitch black and a full moon, I'd love to hear the Italian secret behind night time tanning."

"Share some of that bag under your chair with me and I'll share all my secrets."

Long story short, we had sex in the pool for 10 minutes until I got a horrible cramp, we moved up onto the grass behind a tree and finished there. I limped back inside clutching my side and could not sleep the rest of the night.

thats the greatest story ever man

Originally Posted by PinkGoo

Buuuullshit.

riiight cause Foop has a lot to gain by lying right? Hes already respected why would he need to lie? Unless he was kidding cause thats an insane story. But i dont think so.

[Foop]

Originally Posted by PinkGoo

Buuuullshit.

Call bullshit if you want, it's my experience and not yours.

[Pink Oddity]

I like Foop's experience
It's very Penthouse-y.
I love those Penthouse stories.......





.......ideas are brewing.......

[Phaedrus]

Originally Posted by Foop

My first time happened when I was 16 years old. Staying in Tuscany at the peak of the summer season at this little Italian villa. The manager of the place had a trophy wife who was around 35-40 and two young scum bag Italian guido sons. I met the two sons that morning as they were packing up their BMW with drugs to make a circuit around the Italian beaches selling everything under the sun to American tourists. I bought some ecstasy, acid and some really shitty weed off them.

That night as everyone tucked in for the night, I dropped the E down and a gram or two of the mushrooms, grabbed my papers and ran out to the pool to have a nice joint or 3. As I was lounging out in the pool chair sucking down my second joint, the manager's trophy wife came walking out. It was dark out so I did not see her till she was almost upon me so I chucked my joint as far away as possible and tried to act cool. She walks up, gives me a smile, whips off her top and lounges in the chair next to me.

Me being the virgin awkward American tourist I am, I have to question the scene infront of me, the conversation went something like this (don't expect my memory to be able to regurgitate verbatim).

"Ummmm, hey there, what are you doing?"

"Sun bathing."

"It's pitch black and a full moon, I'd love to hear the Italian secret behind night time tanning."

"Share some of that bag under your chair with me and I'll share all my secrets."

Long story short, we had sex in the pool for 10 minutes until I got a horrible cramp, we moved up onto the grass behind a tree and finished there. I limped back inside clutching my side and could not sleep the rest of the night.

Man great story +rep

Even tho I think its a fuckin lie damn good lie

[Foop]

All these people nay saying, my passport stamp would tend to disagree. But to take the story back from the brink of "penthousey" as said by Oddity, I had met the wife a few days before it happened, since I was staying at her villa for a week, and we had talked in length before that night a few times. So it was not like she just walked up to some random tourist and whipped off her top.

[Pink Oddity]

Originally Posted by Foop

All these people nay saying, my passport stamp would tend to disagree. But to take the story back from the brink of "penthousey" as said by Oddity, I had met the wife a few days before it happened, since I was staying at her villa for a week, and we had talked in length before that night a few times. So it was not like she just walked up to some random tourist and whipped off her top.

Why not?

[Foop]

I'd like to have called myself an engaging acquaintance at that point, over a random tourist.

[PJV575]

Originally Posted by Foop

So it was not like she just walked up to some random tourist and whipped off her top.

It was better before you posted this LOL

[murderouspanda]

Originally Posted by PJV575

My first time was just 2 months ago when I was 17. We saw The Diving Bell and the Butterfly at my local cinemas and I brought her back to my place at like 11. My parents were already asleep so we snuck downstairs and started fooling around.

After a while, she just whispered, "Fuck me", so naturally, I did.

It was alright, only lasted like 10 minutes though.

Oh yeah, I'm kinda still with the girl today.

17 2 months ago

joined November 2007


mystery solved

[PinkGoo]

Man, the people here are ridiculously ban-button happy. In every thread, SOMEONE here is ALWAYS trying to find clues in everything that may mean a member was/is under 18. Give it a rest.

[PJV575]

Originally Posted by murderouspanda

17 2 months ago

joined November 2007


mystery solved

Editing my posts, are yeh?

[bigred420]

Originally Posted by PinkGoo

Man, the people here are ridiculously ban-button happy. In every thread, SOMEONE here is ALWAYS trying to find clues in everything that may mean a member was/is under 18. Give it a rest.

exactly