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Old 04-29-2008, 07:13 PM
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Whats that perfume your wearing smells like jealousy.....next thing you know there gonna ask for pix!

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Old 04-29-2008, 07:16 PM
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Whats that perfume your wearing smells like jealousy.....next thing you know there gonna ask for pix!

Don't do it Pink Goo!
Hahah. Thanks for the advice. ;D
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I was 18, at a house party and high as fuck on chems. At the end of the night this girl that I had meet a week earlier and was doing bumps with all night asked me if I wanted to crash there, next thing I remember we were just lying there in bed talking and she says "so...are you gonna fuck me or what?" I was so high I coudn't get a hard on, eventually she went down on me then I was ready to go. It wasn't my most stellar performance but the deed eventually got done.
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hehe great stories guys. Well im still a virgin, the right person will come one day. But ive been gettin some nice tips form these stories, lests see if i can get it right...

1. Go to party
2. Get drunk
3. ?????
4. PROFIT!

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hehe great stories guys. Well im still a virgin, the right person will come one day. But ive been gettin some nice tips form these stories, lests see if i can get it right...

1. Go to party
2. Get drunk
3. ?????
4. PROFIT!



oh thats the best guide on here....

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hehe great stories guys. Well im still a virgin, the right person will come one day. But ive been gettin some nice tips form these stories, lests see if i can get it right...

1. Go to party
2. Get drunk
3. ?????
4. PROFIT!


...Hahahah. This just last x-mas, I'm 18 and was 18 at the time. Me and some buddies threw a little Christmas party at a friends house. Got pretty trashed, this chick just jumps on me and straddles me (clothes on etc), and I'm drunk so I'm like totally into it haha. The stairs were right next to the living room so people look over and like "OH LOL LOOK WHAT THEY'RE DOING MAKING". Long story short, I got up drank some water, went back out she found me again and we hooked up in an upstairs bedroom.

The morning after story is worth mentioning too... So I'm in bed with this beautiful girl after a night of partying, we're on our sides in bed I got my arm around her etc, I'm pretty stoked (even though I don't really remember it that well haha), and my buddies knock and come it... they knew it was my first time.. so they were like "HEEYY BUDDYYYY!! Hows it goin?!", etc, and then my second friend comes from behind the door, "Look what we brought you!", and it was my bong, iced up with a fat bowl packed. I seriously have the best friends in the world.
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uhmm 12. this guy i was dating [he was like 15 or 16 at the time] talked me into it.

too bad he didnt tell me his peen was like 4 inches =\
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uhmm 12. this guy i was dating [he was like 15 or 16 at the time] talked me into it.

too bad he didnt tell me his peen was like 4 inches =\
Ill top that, 11 truth or dare.
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ill top that.

i lost mine when i was four and a half.

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I was 15, in the park and it was a pumppumpsquirt. I feel sorry for her, as it was her first time and I prolly put her off for life.
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ill top that.

i lost mine when i was four and a half.

true story.
It's ok to talk about that shit you know, dont let it get yer down mate. Its good that it's all starting to come out in the open.

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i was 15 or 16 and she was about the same age.....i met her while serving some community service at this park that held a day camp for lil kids and she worked there.....we got to talking and it turns out she lived down the street from me so a couple days later were chillin im layin on her couch and she just jumped on me......she taught me a great deal and i should thank her one day
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uhmm 12. this guy i was dating [he was like 15 or 16 at the time] talked me into it.

too bad he didnt tell me his peen was like 4 inches =\
so are you saying guys with small dicks should just stop trying or are your saying that you're a whore. You were 12 years old and you wanted bigger dick, priceless.
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so are you saying guys with small dicks should just stop trying or are your saying that you're a whore. You were 12 years old and you wanted bigger dick, priceless.

oh shit thats crucial son
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