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I was 18, at a house party and high as fuck on chems. At the end of the night this girl that I had meet a week earlier and was doing bumps with all night asked me if I wanted to crash there, next thing I remember we were just lying there in bed talking and she says "so...are you gonna fuck me or what?" I was so high I coudn't get a hard on, eventually she went down on me then I was ready to go. It wasn't my most stellar performance but the deed eventually got done.
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...Hahahah. This just last x-mas, I'm 18 and was 18 at the time. Me and some buddies threw a little Christmas party at a friends house. Got pretty trashed, this chick just jumps on me and straddles me (clothes on etc), and I'm drunk so I'm like totally into it haha. The stairs were right next to the living room so people look over and like "OH LOL LOOK WHAT THEY'RE DOING MAKING". Long story short, I got up drank some water, went back out she found me again and we hooked up in an upstairs bedroom. The morning after story is worth mentioning too... So I'm in bed with this beautiful girl after a night of partying, we're on our sides in bed I got my arm around her etc, I'm pretty stoked (even though I don't really remember it that well haha), and my buddies knock and come it... they knew it was my first time.. so they were like "HEEYY BUDDYYYY!! Hows it goin?!", etc, and then my second friend comes from behind the door, "Look what we brought you!", and it was my bong, iced up with a fat bowl packed. I seriously have the best friends in the world. |
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True story. P.S. Wasnt my idea ![]()
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i lost mine when i was four and a half. true story.
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Unless your being serious, are you? Last edited by leerox : 04-30-2008 at 12:44 AM. |
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i was 15 or 16 and she was about the same age.....i met her while serving some community service at this park that held a day camp for lil kids and she worked there.....we got to talking and it turns out she lived down the street from me so a couple days later were chillin im layin on her couch and she just jumped on me......she taught me a great deal and i should thank her one day
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so are you saying guys with small dicks should just stop trying or are your saying that you're a whore. You were 12 years old and you wanted bigger dick, priceless.
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"Some of my finest hours have been spent on the back of my veranda, smoking hemp and observing as far as the eye can see."-Thomas Jefferson, 1781
Last edited by bigred420 : 04-30-2008 at 02:43 AM. |
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oh shit thats crucial son |
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