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Old 04-29-2008, 03:45 PM
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damn there are some slutty members on here. . .

well i was 16, hanging out at this girls house with my friend. her friend was there too and my friend was all over her.

all of the sudden this girl is on top of me and when we rolled off the bed out of sight, i knew it was on.
nothing special though. . i just wanted to lose it already
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that's very hot, if you don't mind me saying

My first time was when I was 19 with my current girlfriend. I had been dating her for about a month at that point and we were both virgins. The first time wasn't all that great, only lasted like 10 minutes and was just all around kind of awkward. But we fucked three more times in the next 12 hours and I think we got better and better each time.

I found out later that year that every time we had sex both rooms on either side of hers (lived in a dorm) could here us loud and clearly. Which gets even more embarrassing seeing as we got into BDSM pretty early on and yeah...
Uh, thanks...?

Hahha, funny... BDSM, hell yeah... I'd let the neighbors know all about that shit.
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mine wasn't too great. I was a waiter at this restaurant and i was always around chicks the whole time so it would have been more strange if i hadn't lost it. lol.

anyhow, i was dropping this girl from work off one night and we just start going at it in the truck, and yeah, that was pretty much it. we fucked a few more times afterward but no real chemistry/magic or whatever. nothing special. After i been with a few chicks after her, i realized how loose she was. fuck that shit. gotta be more selective in the future

live and learn. right?
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Dangermouse... That's a shame. Sorry you had a rather negative experience.

I don't regret my first time at all. I think back on it and it makes me happy. It was a blast. =] I was ready and the guy was first rate. =D
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i was 17, he was 18. pretty sure i was stoned out of my mind. i "loved" him and all that bull shit. it took us a few tries on like 2 or possibly 3 separate occasions because he would get too fucked up and not be able to. anywho, it occured on a friend's dad's bed, from behind, and was nothing spectacular. at all. ridiculous.

now i know what its like to have sex with a realllll man. thannnnnnk god.
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Pink Goo you should have made a vid and posted it here!!! J/K Damn your down girl!!!

The first time I lost my virginity was when I was 13 at a party. A girl my older cuz knew threw a party we got there and I started drinking E&J. All I remember Is talking to these two girls the subject of sex came up My cuz put me on blast saying I'm a virgin. Well that was the best thing my cuz ever did for me. I don't know if me being a virgin turned them on or they were drunk or what but later on I hook up with both of them and have a three some. I guess thats why im such a freak now days....Thanks Primo!

Its funny after that first experience I didn't have sex until I was 17
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The first time I lost my virginity was when I was 13 at a party. A girl my older cuz knew threw a party we got there and I started drinking E&J. All I remember Is talking to these two girls the subject of sex came up My cuz put me on blast saying I'm a virgin. Well that was the best thing my cuz ever did for me. I don't know if me being a virgin turned them on or they were drunk or what but later on I hook up with both of them and have a three some. I guess thats why im such a freak now days....Thanks Primo!

Its funny after that first experience I didn't have sex until I was 17
Haha, threesomes FTW!
My third time having sex was a crazy threesome with two hot ass guys out on a lake at like 1 in the morning. Gotta love three-ways.
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Here's to having sex on the lake....Cheers! That reminds me of a time on a lake in a tent with a girl and a glow stick!!!!
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and I was pretty surprised to find out that I'd lost my virginity to a fucking 11-incher. =D
an 11 incher? i highly doubt that. the average is 5-6in, even porn stars only have about 8-10 inchers. and if you were a virgin i doubt sex would be possible with a penis that size.
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an 11 incher? i highly doubt that. the average is 5-6in, even porn stars only have about 8-10 inchers. and if you were a virgin i doubt sex would be possible with a penis that size.
I assure you, it was certainly 11 inches. He was porn star quality.

...I don't remember it hurting much, like the stories I'd heard. Surprising. Oh, the things alcohol will do to a person...
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I assure you, it was certainly 11 inches. He was porn star quality.

...I don't remember it hurting much, like the stories I'd heard. Surprising. Oh, the things alcohol will do to a person...

i disagree too. theres noway he was 11 inches and you didnt hurtif you were a virgin. plus 11 inches in too long.only if you passed out of alchool you wouldnt hurt. maybe because it was your first time the guy told you stories about his size and you really thought that this size is 11 inch.
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i disagree too. theres noway he was 11 inches and you didnt hurtif you were a virgin. plus 11 inches in too long.only if you passed out of alchool you wouldnt hurt. maybe because it was your first time the guy told you stories about his size and you really thought that this size is 11 inch.
Hmm, I don't know why it didn't hurt, but it was certainly 11 inches. (Hah, we even measured one time when we were sober... funny story.)
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i disagree too. theres noway he was 11 inches and you didnt hurtif you were a virgin. plus 11 inches in too long.only if you passed out of alchool you wouldnt hurt.
I agree..

I remember the pain myself, oh the pain!









Seriously, the pain!
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I agree..

I remember the pain myself, oh the pain!









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dont worry my first time wasnt that nice either..
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