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Old 04-24-2008, 02:52 AM
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Stupid cop.
So we roll up some nice bud into a fairly large blunt and his mom comes out and is like I DONT WANT ANY GOD DAMN KIDS ON MY PORCH WHEN I GET BACK OR IM CALLING THE COPS! So this guy is like shes bluffing im like thank god, so we light it up and shit, and this cop rolls right in front of us but goes to a different house like 2 doors down...

He pulls out and i hear him asking about smokers outside and they said they didnt know, but all of a sudden a bunch of kids pop out and start playing in the yard, while still in perfect sight of him he starts playing with the kids for like 30 minutes and were still smoking, we finish the blunt and walk over to the kids and say hello because its the guys neighbors but....

WTF how could he be so distracted so fucking easily lol.


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Old 04-24-2008, 02:57 AM
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That story is confusing and i'm not even stoned right now.
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thats funny
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He's saying the cop was too distracted by playing with the kiddies that he didn't even notice the smoking kids. Get it?

Hilarious btw.
 
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Old 04-24-2008, 07:55 AM
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What's the connection between the police officer and the kids? I'm hoping he didn't randomly stop to play without knowing who these people were.
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Was it the cops mom that said that?
 
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wow, thats pretty funny, i would've been scared as shit when he came lol
 
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I can't believe you still smoked a blunt with a cops two doors down. Most ignorant thing ever? I think so.
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LOLWUT? I'm confused.
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Old 04-25-2008, 05:24 PM
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I can't believe you still smoked a blunt with a cops two doors down. Most ignorant thing ever? I think so.
Whats there not to believe the door behind was locked and if we made any moves he would be sure to see us... We just acted calm and turn our bodies to hit it, and faster to get it over with.


And yes they were random kids I dont think he knew them because he asked the kids their names.
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Whats there not to believe the door behind was locked and if we made any moves he would be sure to see us... We just acted calm and turn our bodies to hit it, and faster to get it over with.


And yes they were random kids I dont think he knew them because he asked the kids their names.

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I would have put it out so quick.
 
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