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[Bushdakta Roy]

Ok, so am I the only one who says some weird shit when high? Last night it got out of hand. Me my two buddies and my buddies girlfriend were blazing a blunt in my friends 88 Cadillac Seville, and we started talking about animals that are freaky as fuck. My buddie's girlfriend said that albatrosses are too big, and then my friend said that blue whales were too big. And then I had to open my mouth. I said, 'Ok, this would be the worst: what if you fell out of a boat in the ocean, and you saw an albatross riding on a blue whale's back heading straight for you.' They kinda laughed a little, until I said, 'and the albatross had AIDS.' They stared at me like I was retarded. Maybe it's just me, but when I get high I love talking about random weird shit.

[Collie_man420]

when I'm stoned i ALWAYS listen to music , in fact i dont think there has been a time in 2 years that i haven't, so im always concentrating on the music when with my friends so I'll say the most stupid shit on the planet, not realizing I've said anything because im so focused on the music, then my friends usually say, "wtf are you talking about" and we argue becuase i don't think I've said anything, it always ends with us cracking up though.

yeah trust me, EVERYONE says something stupid while baked

[pmk]

Originally Posted by Bushdakta Roy

Ok, so am I the only one who says some weird shit when high? Last night it got out of hand. Me my two buddies and my buddies girlfriend were blazing a blunt in my friends 88 Cadillac Seville, and we started talking about animals that are freaky as fuck. My buddie's girlfriend said that albatrosses are too big, and then my friend said that blue whales were too big. And then I had to open my mouth. I said, 'Ok, this would be the worst: what if you fell out of a boat in the ocean, and you saw an albatross riding on a blue whale's back heading straight for you.' They kinda laughed a little, until I said, 'and the albatross had AIDS.' They stared at me like I was retarded. Maybe it's just me, but when I get high I love talking about random weird shit.

My shit woulda cracked up had you said that, tbh. Where in the CO do you live?

[bjorgein]

dude who gives a fuck about those guys, did they actually expect a real conversation after blazing a blunt?

[D3vO]

You are NOT the only one who says fucked up stuff when you are, well....fucked up.

Here's a thread I love reading, so much good stoner bumbling and fumbling with words

http://forum.grasscity.com/seasoned-...er-quotes.html

[TheNightGoes90]

Why didn't they laugh?

That's funny. I'm confused.

[Buddeh]

Haha. I am pretty high. I read that and started laughing! It's funny man. If they expected a deep conversation like life and their meaning and purpose of existence on earth then they should have told you.

[Vikesfan911]

haha nah man take a number and get in line. We all say stupid shit.
I try not to because it makes me feel awkward, but thats only around bigger crowds.

I hate the awkward and sometimes confusing arguments that can ensue after something stupid is said. It always ends up being a laugh but still haha

[Bushdakta Roy]

man, i fumble shit constantly. one time i was at little ceasars and i had a ten and some change and the pizza was five bucks. well i get the bright idea to pay with the change. i thought i had enough but i was short, even when my buddy gave me a dollar. i spent like 5 minutes fumbling with the change, i was dropping it and shit, and finally i pay with the ten and walk out the door without my pizza. i got in the car and realized that i forgot it and i went back in to get it, looking like a giant jackass. the guy at the counter was glaring at me and as i was walking out i yelled '420!!' haha i was cracking up so hard. then i went back and smoked another bowl and ate the shit out of that pizza. it was a pretty good day. and i live in colorado springs. its an okay town, i can always find weed, and pretty dank weed at that.

[gabzk]

see what you said about the whale and the bird is fucking funny too me
but sometimes when im baked i cant comunicate with others properly, something that i could say in 5 seconds takes me 5 minutes to explain to a sober person. if the persons high they always understand straight away.