Attenion all tokers!!!!

[MndatorySuicide]

Never you mind the wall of text. If you smoke marijuana you should read this.

I got out of court today(marijuana possesion, duh!) and found out something that weed smokers should take interest in. I am going through the hoover, al court system and my court referral officer just got a new machine for the urine testing. This machine, which I don't know much about but am going to research it further, detects the amount of thc and other drugs in your system.

It turns out that the three previous tests I had passed were with the stick method; I pee in a cup, he takes a sample out of the cup and and puts a few drops on a little plate with different chemicals on it, and the color of those chemicals determines if you are clean or not, but it doesn't say HOW MUCH is in your system.

I took a drug test last friday and on wednesday in court I got my results back. The legal limit for THC in your body is 50 milligrams/millileter. I had 23 milligrams. SO ESSENTIALLY I WAS LEGALLY HIGH ON THC! IN A BIBLE-BELT STATE NO LESS!!

I'm warning everyone that is in the court system or any smokers to take heed. You need to find out by what method they are testing you and if it detects the amounts. Information is your best friend against these fascist dick-weeds. Don't be afraid to ask questions. I know it is different in different court systems, but I'm just trying to offer my help to my pothead brethren. I thought I was clean, yet I was merely clean BARELY ENOUGH.

Now just two more tests to pass and I will take the biggest hit of marijuana EVER TAKEN BY A HUMAN BEING!! I miss her.

[hookahlove]

I almost like the mass chromatography? mass spectrometry? tests better because it's not that hard to get the amount of THC in your piss below 50ng/ml, but it seems like the stick sits in the piss so long it starts to detect higher levels of THC even though you might have less than 50 nanograms/ml.