A really strange Night...

[KUNAI]

Alright guys here it is, the most fucked up I have ever been and some scary shit at the time. So its a friday Night and im smoking some bowls with my buddies. We go to this kids house that has a shack in the back exclusively for smoking and shit. So we head back there start smoking bowls and then...this dude pulls out a gas mask. So I rip it and at this point I am pretty baked. Next thing I know theres a nice green bong on the table. So I got for it and as I let out this rip I heard him say something to his girlfriend about using the bong for opium and then all of a sudden I lost it. I could not stop laughing, could not focus or even see straight. Everything was shaking like a crazy and I was almost in a panic. I kept my cool somehow although for some reason I was afraid of my mom like yelling it me or some shit for coming home late, even though it was probably like 8 pm. So me and three guys leave and we go doing donuts in my buddies saturn in this parking lot. I have no idea why but it was cool despite how fucked I was. So he drops me off shortly after at my car. I get in and realize I should not drive this car. So I just sit there and before I knew it it had been 2 hours. I was like fuck I should go now. I had to get up at 5 am for work so I wanted to get some ZZZ's. I somehow drove home by following an SUV that went all the way to my house and then pass it. I go inside and head for my moms room. Knowbody is in bed but I had to take a shit. Not sure what made me want to use hers and not mine. I remember looking at her nicely made bed, and next thing I know my brother is escorting me down the stairs to my room. I wake up and start puking like a motherfucker at like 2 am. I go to my mom who is for some reason still wake and just say....I can't go to work....im sick. Shes like I know I take care of it. Turns out I passed out in her bed and she came into her room to see me there. She just thought I was sick because I get really delirious when I am sick so she just assumed I was rly sick. Worked out good for me cause I didnt have to get up on a saturday. hahah However from that point on smoking weed is different somehow. Not better or worse, just different. I can't explain it but anyway thats my story.

[ThaBoss]

Well, it looks like maybe you shouldn't be so ripped the next time you try Opium.

[TheNightGoes90]

Shame on your friends for not letting you know what was up.

I think it's safe to say that weed was not the culprit.

[Motoxridah]

Sleeping in mom's bed? Mom calling into your work and calling in sick for you?

Hmm, how old are you? Actually I don't really care but it just seems like something I would have done in middle school.

[hookahlove]

When I compare my bed to my mom's bed, I get jealous, her's is incredibly soft and comfy and mine is like a back injury inducing son of a bitch where my dog sometimes uncovers the sheets, puts his bone there, and takes naps.

[KUNAI]

Originally Posted by Motoxridah

Sleeping in mom's bed? Mom calling into your work and calling in sick for you?

Hmm, how old are you? Actually I don't really care but it just seems like something I would have done in middle school.

I was like 18 when this happened actually man. But its hard to call work in between puking and trying to breathe. And I didn't know people could work during middle school. Thought there was like an age limit on that shit.

[shiftedreality]

Originally Posted by Motoxridah

Sleeping in mom's bed? Mom calling into your work and calling in sick for you?

Hmm, how old are you? Actually I don't really care but it just seems like something I would have done in middle school.

Originally Posted by KUNAI

And I didn't know people could work during middle school. Thought there was like an age limit on that shit.

owned. seriously , why do people constantly try to pick out unders? IMO you end up coming across like an ass if you are in fact wrong.

good story man. funny stuff +rep

[BTNHtoker13]

Originally Posted by shiftedreality

owned. seriously , why do people constantly try to pick out unders? IMO you end up coming across like an ass if you are in fact wrong.

good story man. funny stuff +rep

people are just trying to make sure user obey the forum rules thats why

[democommando]

It's the mods job to see who is able to use the forum, for users just use the forum. It's none of your business as this thread is none of mine.

[edward]

Originally Posted by democommando

It's the mods job to see who is able to use the forum, for users just use the forum. It's none of your business as this thread is none of mine.

I completely agree. Backseat moderators contribute absolutely nothing to this forum.

[Grapette]

Hilarious story. I love it.