The blunt that saved my life.

[WestCoastToker]

Long read, but a good story.

Well, i finally had my run in with the po-po's last night and the Ganja Gods must have been smiling upon me because it was quite miraculous.

Okay, so me and my buddy are chilling after we got off work and wondering what we should. Well what do we always do after work? Lol, toke up. So we swing by his pad and grab his buds and stuff. He got it from this shady guy and it was more or less mids. So im driving out of his neighborhood and 5-0 number 1 drives by. We saw seriously like 15 cops last night. Sketches me out, but i think nothing of it and continue to get some blunt wraps.

We roll up and theres a bunch of people inside talking about all the police that are out. Lol no shit, fucking friday night. Well we get our shit and go over to this parking lot and i start to roll the blunt. Then 5-0 number 2 rolls by. Luckily he didnt see us . So we leave that spot and go over to this bowling alley. We finish the blunt in the parking lot there, and go inside. Closed of course. So we go and buy another blunt trying to think of something to do. We go back to the bowling alley and it looks chill enough to spark up, so we light up and get about halfway through the blunt. Suddenly my buddy goes "Dude check it out". Im in my own little world and not really listening so he says again. "Dude look." Im still not listening so he yells. "Dude, a cop!"

This sets of a little siren in my own head and sure enough i look up and 5-0 number 3 is headed our way. Almost immediately i start my car and tear out of the parking lot, hes right behind us. This is when it gets fucking hectic. I roll the windows down all the way and tell my friend to start spraying axe, it seems to be airing out quickly. He follows us probablly about 2 miles, which was enough time to air out. Then WOOP WOOP go the sirens and he pulls me over. I was literally shaking everywhere as he walked up.

Cop: Do you know you have a brake light out?
Me: Oh, yeah i did. I thought i had gotten it fixed at Jiffy Lube.
Cop: Well its half working. Can i see some insurance and a lincense?
Me: Yeah ummm one sec.

I start searching franticlly through my pockets and i cant find my fucking wallet. This played to my advantage, because we were high as fuck and i handt even put eye drops in. I start worrying about my wallet (or making it look like im worrried about the wallet)

Cop: Just sit tight, dont move your hands or anything. Do you have ANY proof of identity?
Me: Uhhh (i find my check stub from my work) Yeah this has my name on it.
Cop: Do you have proof of insurance?
Me: Yeah uhh, here.

I pull it out of my glove compartment where my friend put the empty bag of weed.

Cop: *shines flashlight on bag* What is that?
Me: Uhhhh.....
Cop: Here let me see that.
Cop: Well whats this? Dont lie to me son. Do you have any weed in the car?
Me: No sir. (I thought we didnt, but i remembered the half smoked blunt)
Cop: Dont lie to me now, In oregon weed is only a violation. So dont lie to me.
Cop: Have you been smoking tonight?
Me: No sir we havent. (Complete lie, but i had to try = ) )
Cop: *puts nose in the bag and sniffs* Well i cant tell ya what this is.

So he THROWS the bag back into my lap and goes "Well im gonna give ya a warning, I could arrest you for driving without a license but you go find it and stay safe"


As the cop drives away my friend lets out a woop woop in excitement. Im just sitting there with my hands holding my head smiling from ear to ear. I was so stunned he didnt want to search the car because he could smell it. I AM SO LUCKY!!!! So we went and smoked the rest of our "Victory Blunt" at Dennys and grubbed out. Great night.

The Ganja Gods were on our side last night and saved my ass. Hope this was a good read = )

Stay high blades.

[scoobydooby67]

damn dude nice man.

count your blessings and be more alert next time.

thank nature for cool cops.

[cornerthat]

your lucky you got the one cop who is quiting tomorrow and doesnt give a fuck

[WestCoastToker]

Lol yeah, Im still wondering if he was just really nice and knew we were blazed as fuck. Or if he had just never smoked a blunt in his life. He looked real young.

[J-Pimp.]

Good read man. Im just confused as to how that blunt saved your life?

[WestCoastToker]

Oh, well my friend tossed the blunt under the can of axe in the glove compartment. And if he would have found it i wouldnt be graduating this year because i got caught high at night school the other week. And i would have been in possession and might have had to do like a night or two in the penn. Big boy prison lol. Idk, i guess it didnt really save me, my luck did.

[FrostyNugs420]

definitely a nice read man. lol your heart probably dropped when the cop shines his light on the bag. I woulda been freakin out. luckily you live in Oregon, and luckily he didn't smell bud in the bag. i love victory blunts

[WestCoastToker]

Originally Posted by FrostyNugs420

definitely a nice read man. lol your heart probably dropped when the cop shines his light on the bag. I woulda been freakin out. luckily you live in Oregon, and luckily he didn't smell bud in the bag. i love victory blunts

Lol for sure, I was shaking so bad. There was alot of luck involved in that "traffic stop". = )

[J-Pimp.]

Originally Posted by WestCoastToker

Oh, well my friend tossed the blunt under the can of axe in the glove compartment. And if he would have found it i wouldnt be graduating this year because i got caught high at night school the other week. And i would have been in possession and might have had to do like a night or two in the penn. Big boy prison lol. Idk, i guess it didnt really save me, my luck did.

Haha so really, the blunt was the one thing that nearly incarcerated you, out of anything.

But im sure it got you baked!

[The Dutchmaster]

I don't see how it saved your life but no worries, sounds like the cop wasn't a dick like most around here they would have searched right away if they saw an empty bag.

[tooking]

i hate how the cops follow people and wait for them to make a mistake and then finally turn the sirens on and I'm like fuck..

[ThePhantom]

Damn, cops are always scaring so many people about weed. God damn.

[Nick04]

Ive been pulled over a bunch of times but got let off. Cops are pretty chill in Oregon.

[Smokentoke420]

Hahaha nice story man. Some cops arent complete assholes, but... most are. Hahaha. I;m sooo baked.

[hypertensionn]

Haha I hate getting pulled over blazed. One time my friend and I are driving to his house he lives about 5 miles out of town and we're on a way secluded road, just got done blazin' and the sirens go off behind us and my friend says "are those sirens for us" haha