Disney Conspiracy?

[likepaper]

So my friend and i today were enjoying some dank weed when we noticed that disney movies seem to feature elephants in a lot of their movies. Dumbo, lion king, jungle book, tarzan, aladdin... maybe even more all have elephants in them. Then at the same time it seemed like we came to the same conclusion, there is a disney republican party conspiracy! Also we remembered that in pinocchiothe donkeys are bad? hmm...how interesting.

we're both canadian's...and stoned...so who knows!

[iSlay12YearOlds]

Originally Posted by likepaper

we're both canadian's...and stoned...so who knows!

that is a possibility, you probably notice more than us americans because you think/live outside the box(u.s.).

[Vikesfan911]

Man thats a pretty intense though, good observation. I'm with you. Boycott Disney movies?! Kidding.
ps: Canada FTW.
(Reppin' Nova Scotia)

[br3ad_]

Where abouts in Ontario man!

Hamilton here

[CaliCoast]

That is some classic stoner philosophy right there, nice. I don't know if there is or isn't a conspiracy but I do know is that they edited out the "sex" part in the Lion King when it finally came out on DVD lol. What about the hard on in the Little Mermaid? Aren't there other Disney movies where some perverted animator slipped in other stuff?

[$BIG-SMOKE$]

Originally Posted by CaliCoast

That is some classic stoner philosophy right there, nice. I don't know if there is or isn't a conspiracy but I do know is that they edited out the "sex" part in the Lion King when it finally came out on DVD lol. What about the hard on in the Little Mermaid? Aren't there other Disney movies where some perverted animator slipped in other stuff?

it says SFX not sex, and its the guys knee not a hard on in the little mermaid

[Nick04]

Originally Posted by $BIG-SMOKE$

it says SFX not sex, and its the guys knee not a hard on in the little mermaid

yer no fun.

[indicablue]

this is the best Disney conspiracy site - http://www.anomalies-unlimited.com/Disney.html

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• In "Aladdin", there is a scene where he flies up to Jasmine's balcony and is heard to whisper "Take off your clothes". Disney insists it's really "Take off and go", spoken to Jasmine's tiger. It's easy to pick up both when you listen

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• During a wedding scene in "The Little Mermaid", it's said the minister conducting the wedding gets an erection as he sits on the chair. Disney says it's his knee, and it pretty much looks like a knee, so I didn't include a photo of these frames. But hell, I've seen less phallic-looking knees, too.

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• In "Who Framed Roger Rabbit". Daffy and Donald have a piano duel, Daffy is seen to sprout an erection during the scene.

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• WDIV -TV in Detroit found a dirty word spoken in the cartoon short "The Clock Cleaner", Daffy Duck was clearly heard to say "Fuck You". When this was discovered, Wal-Mart pulled the video from the shelves. Disney edited it and re-released it for sale. Even though they said it really wasn't there, you dirty minded people

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• In the movie 'The Santa Clause" the wife was given an emergency '800' phone number which was the actual number of a phone sex service. Why anyone would call it the first place is beyond me but those innocent victims sure spread the word Hee hee.

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• Disney's female characters have been described as being turned into "full figured, big breasted , sexually charged Male Fantasy Icons" instead of the clean living role models they once were. There have been complaints from Moms that this sends out bad messages to young girls who once again see female 'role models' as only being perfect if they're built like a sex toy. Like oh...Britney Spears. Or, say, underage, jailbait Lolitas

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• The New York Times commented that the Pocahontas character was an "animated Playboy Centerfold that has no place in a children's movie". Disney said she was designed to "appeal to the adult male". Why adult males need to be appealed to in a children's animation? Are adult males now masturbating to Disney animations? Did Playboy increase their prices or something? .

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• In the Pocahontas film, the English are all stereotyped as evil buffoons and Native Americans stereotyped as good and kind. But then, it was the other way around for decades in films, wasn't it? The real Pocahontas was 12 years old when she met John Smith, but Disney couldn't stick to any kind of historic accuracy; a possible learning experience here - they had to turn her into a 20-something sex nymph. Kind of like Britney Spears. .

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• In 1989 Disney threatened to sue three Florida day care centers that had Mickey Mouse painted on their walls as decoration. The murals were removed. The Hanna-Barbera company contacted the centers and sent them some of their wall-ready, pre-made characters to use, and even threw them a party. Take that, you Disney poopyheads!

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• Disney has even gone so far as to send letters threatening legal action against 12 year olds who used Disney images on their web sites, and webmasters who make a cartoon evil Mickey Mouse background for their Disney section. Legal terms such as "kiss my lilly white ass" were bantered around.

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• In "Toy Story", Woody mocks Buzz Lightyear's gadgets and is told he has "Laser envy"...hardly a joke a 5 year old would get..

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• Will Finn, the head of "the Hunchback"s story team, said the film is "full of incredibly dark and mature subject matter about a religious figure torn between chastity and lust, and chock full of physical abuse and making fun of the handicapped guy."

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• In "The Hunchback of Notre Dame". not only does Animated Playboy Fantasy Esmerelda do a sexy stripper pole-dance, but Kirk Wise, director of the film, said, "I think she's the first Disney heroine to carry a concealed weapon and we're proud of that fact".

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[$BIG-SMOKE$]

another one for who framed roger rabbit
at some point you can see some chicks underwear

[CaliCoast]

Originally Posted by $BIG-SMOKE$

it says SFX not sex, and its the guys knee not a hard on in the little mermaid

LOL