I have a tale to tell

[TheHempress]

On Wednesday while I was at work, I got arrested.

I was sitting in this near deserted parking lot, eating my lunch and smoking a bowl like I always do at work, when a cop pulls up behind me and knocks on my window. I had a bowl in my hand and about a gram on me. Oh shit, I panicked. He asked me what I was doing there and asked to see my license. While he was gone I stashed the bowl under my seat and put the weed in my shoe. He comes back and tells me that I have a warrant out for my arrest. (I hadn't paid my fine from when I got caught driving without insurance.) So I had to call my boss and tell him what was happening.

The cop cuffs me and puts me in the back of his car. At this point, he tells me he's not sure if I'm going to the magistrate or if I'm going to booking. The whole time we're driving, I'm talking to him and being pleasant, but inside I was freaking. I had weed on my person! In a cop car!

The only thing I could think of was to take my shoe off. I grabbed that bag with my toes and shoved it under the passenger seat! Like I said, I was being polite with the cop the whole time, talking to him and joking and everything. He never suspected a thing.

Anyway, it turns out I didn't go to booking after all, so my stealthy drop was all for naught. But better safe than sorry, right?

So all I got was a fine for driving with a suspended license. Sucks. But as far as I know, that weed is still under the seat.

[pbmike15]

Close one! Glad to hear you got off.

[Nevin]

hahaah you put weed in a cop car.. nice

Wow, good luck there. That's really funny actually that there's a gram of pot in that cop's car though. I wonder how much that actually happens....

[Andrew.]

Originally Posted by TheHempress

On Wednesday while I was at work, I got arrested.

I was sitting in this near deserted parking lot, eating my lunch and smoking a bowl like I always do at work, when a cop pulls up behind me and knocks on my window. I had a bowl in my hand and about a gram on me. Oh shit, I panicked. He asked me what I was doing there and asked to see my license. While he was gone I stashed the bowl under my seat and put the weed in my shoe. He comes back and tells me that I have a warrant out for my arrest. (I hadn't paid my fine from when I got caught driving without insurance.) So I had to call my boss and tell him what was happening.

The cop cuffs me and puts me in the back of his car. At this point, he tells me he's not sure if I'm going to the magistrate or if I'm going to booking. The whole time we're driving, I'm talking to him and being pleasant, but inside I was freaking. I had weed on my person! In a cop car!

The only thing I could think of was to take my shoe off. I grabbed that bag with my toes and shoved it under the passenger seat! Like I said, I was being polite with the cop the whole time, talking to him and joking and everything. He never suspected a thing.

Anyway, it turns out I didn't go to booking after all, so my stealthy drop was all for naught. But better safe than sorry, right?

So all I got was a fine for driving with a suspended license. Sucks. But as far as I know, that weed is still under the seat.

You're a female? Just put it in your panties, no male cop will search you, you can just take it to court. If you can cry on command, you're set.

[TheHempress]

You're a female? Just put it in your panties, no male cop will search you, you can just take it to court. If you can cry on command, you're set.

Everyone gets searched at booking, dude. They'll get a female officer just for that. I can cry on command, but I try not to do that. I end up feeling genuinely upset and I have to calm myself down afterwards.

[ripthereefer420]

thats a really close call, but just watch out because what if the cop finds the weed?

[Andrew.]

Originally Posted by TheHempress

Everyone gets searched at booking, dude. They'll get a female officer just for that. I can cry on command, but I try not to do that. I end up feeling genuinely upset and I have to calm myself down afterwards.

Well, I've never been arrested so I don't know, but I'm talking about before you're dragged anywhere.

[Phaedrus]

Close call, Its a good thing It didn't smell when you took off your shoe....I'm glade to hear you made it out with no consequences. I'm always glade to hear a story that doesn't end up with someone going to jail over Mary J!

[scoobydooby67]

nice hempress!

i was actually in the same situation last month.

i got pulled over when i was wasted and they searched and found two roaches and thats automatically possesion for a less than a half ounce.

if they had frisked me they would have found a real half ounce and my chillum.

i went downtown, sat in the drunktank, was processed and left with my DUI ticket with the half O still in my pocket.

and i still made it for the second set of the concert that night.

[TheHempress]

Originally Posted by Phaedrus

Close call, Its a good thing It didn't smell when you took off your shoe....I'm glade to hear you made it out with no consequences. I'm always glade to hear a story that doesn't end up with someone going to jail over Mary J!

Oh, that's the scary part. I'm sure he didn't smell it when I grabbed it out of my shoe, but I did! But I had already started doing it, there was no turning back.

i got pulled over when i was wasted and they searched and found two roaches and thats automatically possesion for a less than a half ounce.

if they had frisked me they would have found a real half ounce and my chillum.

I made it through a search with weed in my bra once. That was pretty sweet.

[Phaedrus]

I got to give you prop's, you got big cajones for being a girl.

[scoobydooby67]

Originally Posted by Phaedrus

I got to give you prop's, you got big cajones for being a girl.

shit.

cojones aint got nothing to do with it.

theres five of my friends that are girls and have bigger balls than me.s

theyre down for whatever, whenever.

and i got a record so sometimes i gotta be the pussy and be like "well maybe this isnt such a good idea guys."

[Stoner420Chick]

That is crazy. It's amazing how calm you can stay in tough situations like that. When I got arrested I'm surprised I didn't start crying or anything, I managed to stay calm the entire time. I wonder how long that weed will stay in the car for. That'd be a nice find for anybody.

[Reggin]

Wow - I don't think I ever would have thought of that if I was in a cop car in that situation. That's good advice now just in case!

Way to get through it though, Hempy. W00T! ( DurbanPoison says hi ;-) )