hysterical night that allowed me to see my future

[adapt]

last night me and three other friends were tokin up at my buddies apartment watching planet earth. we smoked a few bubbler bowls and then i busted out this piece: http://forum.grasscity.com/recreatio...rder-than.html, a forty inch steamroller, now dubbed, the boomstick. it absolutely anhihilates people. we had gotten it down to a science (it takes two people to rip it, too long) with hand signals for light and pull. so im taking a hit and im giving the light signal, it starts to cherry up and i can already feel that the chambers getting full and smokes coming into my lungs so i give the thumbs up to pull the chamber to clear. but when i do this, by buddy didnt pull right away, i start shaking my thumbs up frantically and i hear my other friend say "goog god, hes only one man." my friend pulls the chamber and everything after this point is a blur. it felt like i got hit in the face by a freight train. it sent me into a five minunte fit of not coughing but laughing. so after this destructive bowl, i throw on the jungle episode of planet earth and the following conversation ensues:

theres this really stunning areal shot of the canopy and i said, "wow, thatd be so cool to live up in the canopy of that tree and just chill in your hammokc all day smoking weed." my friend says "yea man, make a little bamboo bong and just rip it all day." i said "fuck that, i'd make a bamboo tree into a bong and just teach my monkey friends the hand signals, some of them i'd even smoke with." my other friend was like "dude, i wouldnt waste my weed my weed on the monkeys." to which my other friend replied "i would, i'd have a forrest of weed." then i said "no man, just take the bamboo stalks, cut them in have to create troughs and just create a massive hydroponics system way up in the canopy and fertilize it with fruits."

this conversation went on for a half hour. we talked about which monkeys we'd burn with and which would be our body guards and lookout and entertainment. that we'd create a huge zipline system to get to all of our different crops. we had it all planned out and i was so convinced it would work. i really thought sometime in my life i would live this way. the conversatio was one of the most histerical things ive ever been apart of

[iryad]

haha sounds like you guys had a great time.

Don't share you weed with Chimpanzees. They're vicious and violent. Like little furry naked humans. Smoke up with Bonobos. They're sexual and resolve every conflict and such with a riveting sexcapade.

[DrBlunt]

I've heard of monkies eating certain types of poisonous fruit so that they could get high. I bet they would like weed.