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primetime21335 · #1 (**permalink**) 02-28-2008, 11:12 PM

I'm kind of scared you guys will think I'm bullshitting, only because if someone else came on here and posted this I would be very skeptical. But this short story is %100 true, with literally no exaggerations. I'm not a bullshitter, and never have been, and never quite understood why so many other people are.

To the story.

It's a saturday and I'm about to make a trip up to my friends college. Before I head up I decide to cop an O so I can smoke while we play madden all night. I follow my friend around for like 20 minutes, wasting gas and time in only a manner my friend could, until he finally stops at somewhere "safe enough" to give me my ounce. Since I'm in a hurry I just stick the ounce in my console and leave.

I'm off!

I head directly to the highway thinking I need to make good time here because when me and my boy play madden, it's an alllll night thing, and i want to get started asap. It's about 8 o'clock already and I wanted to be on the highway by 730.

When I merge onto the highway it's in a 55 zone, although it increases to 65 after a few miles. I immediately get into the left lane and start moving right along at about 75. Well, after being on the road for only about 3 minutes some car comes flying up behind me. It kind of pisses me off because I'm going 75 and this dude is like on my jock. So I look in front of me and there is a stretch of cars for a while in the right lane, and I decide since the dude behind me is a douche (lol, everyone on the road is a douche you know?) I'm sure as hell not going to slow down just to get in the right lane behind an 18 wheeler, just to let the bastard pass, then proceed to get right behind him.

The car behind me starts to get closer so I creep up to about 81-82 until I finally get ahead of the 18wheeler that is the leader in the pack of cars in the right lane. I turn on the turn signal and get in the right lane and at this point we're going around 80-83.

Well don't you know it douchey mcdouchenstien gets right next to me in the left lane and stays next to me.

I look over and it's a fucking cop car and the pig is looking right at me! I ALMOST SWERVED OFF THE FUCKING HIGHWAY! I look down at my speedometer, 80mph, and I look back over at the cop and look right in his eyes. I know EXACTLY what he is doing because I learned it from watching that former cops' DON'T GET CAUGHT tapes, you guys know what I'm talking about. The cop is out patrolling for people with drugs, no doubt in my mind.

I think to myself, well, this is it.

I begin to decelerate to 75, 70, and he just keeps moving right along.

Somehow, some way, the mother fucker decided not to pull me over. He had me dead to rights, going 80 in a 55 for over a minute.

I couldn't believe it. Could NOT believe it.

I attribute me not being pulled over to
1. By some MIRACLE I wasn't blasting rap music, something I allllllwaaaayyyyys do on the highway.
2. I had my glasses on, and since he was profiling me, the glasses no doubt gave me a more goody-goody look. I only wear them in class and when driving, and I rarely wear them when driving.
3. I had my seatbelt on.
4. I looked him right in the eyes and did not look afraid to be pulled over because I had an ounce sitting 6 inches to my right in the console.
5. I'm a lucky ass motherfucker.
6. The cop was looking for drugs, not speeders, and he did an awful profile job on me.

Truly a miracle in my eyes. It was like every little piece came together in that very moment.

And no I don't think it was the cop being nice, there is not a shadow of a doubt in my mind that dude would've pulled me over had he known what was sitting in my console.

paint_u_dgt · #2 (**permalink**) 02-28-2008, 11:17 PM

he could have been off duty and headed to the crib to thank god he didn't get you.

FrostAie · #3 (**permalink**) 02-28-2008, 11:26 PM

i think you freaked out even if you got pulled over if you wernt smoking in the car and it didnt reak you would of only been fucked if u gave up consent for him to search you prolly would of only got a ticket

nushaganazad · #4 (**permalink**) 02-28-2008, 11:45 PM

good read but not as intense as it should have been with the whole build up of i swear im not bullshitting you thing. Im sure this has happened to most of us

Wismoker14 · #5 (**permalink**) 02-28-2008, 11:57 PM

That's a pretty cool story man, I believe that your're not bullshitting. I've sped past a cop going 45 over before, the speed limit had just changed though. He was just getting off the interstate though so I doubt he hit me with his radar, he wasn't parked for speeders or anything. I was doing 70 when it just turned into a 25.

MobiusStrip · #6 (**permalink**) 02-29-2008, 12:01 AM

Theres been a bunch of "the cop was real lax about stuff" stories here lately. I wonder what the deal is?

Wismoker14 · #7 (**permalink**) 02-29-2008, 12:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MobiusStrip

Theres been a bunch of "the cop was real lax about stuff" stories here lately. I wonder what the deal is?

Maybe they all started smokin herb.

primetime21335 · #8 (**permalink**) 02-29-2008, 01:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nushaganazad

good read but not as intense as it should have been with the whole build up of i swear im not bullshitting you thing. Im sure this has happened to most of us

lol sorry. i've never seen a cop just let blatant speeding go before. especially when he is in prime position to ticket me. i've had cops run up on me and pass me but never when i was speeding heavily.

primetime21335 · #9 (**permalink**) 02-29-2008, 01:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wismoker14

Maybe they all started smokin herb.

Truth be told, this isn't the first time I've been caught dead to rights breaking the law and got off. I have a horseshoe shoved up my ass.

rubbsled · #10 (**permalink**) 02-29-2008, 01:11 AM

he probably really wanted to pull you over but had to be somewhere else quick, like another call or something.

panda123 · #11 (**permalink**) 02-29-2008, 01:18 AM

Only traffic cops will pull you over

primetime21335 · #12 (**permalink**) 02-29-2008, 01:49 AM

^ huh? what do you mean only traffic cops? a cop is a cop. if he's looking for drugs he's definitely going to pull you over.

panda123 · #13 (**permalink**) 02-29-2008, 02:59 AM

I wrecked my car and had to go to a police driving school and the cops said that not all cops are looking to give tickets some are used for 911 calls and such

Mortikai · #14 (**permalink**) 02-29-2008, 03:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by panda123

I wrecked my car and had to go to a police driving school and the cops said that not all cops are looking to give tickets some are used for 911 calls and such

Is there an easy way to tell the difference if you see a cop? Or is a cop car a cop car and the only thing different the cop inside it?

Marylandtoker · #15 (**permalink**) 02-29-2008, 04:12 AM

A lot of cops dont care if they are off duty i have been doing 85 in a 65 and a state cop flew by me.

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#1 (permalink) 02-28-2008, 11:12 PM
primetime21335 Registered User Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 1,365	So I'm doing 80 on a 55 with a cop behind me... I'm kind of scared you guys will think I'm bullshitting, only because if someone else came on here and posted this I would be very skeptical. But this short story is %100 true, with literally no exaggerations. I'm not a bullshitter, and never have been, and never quite understood why so many other people are. To the story. It's a saturday and I'm about to make a trip up to my friends college. Before I head up I decide to cop an O so I can smoke while we play madden all night. I follow my friend around for like 20 minutes, wasting gas and time in only a manner my friend could, until he finally stops at somewhere "safe enough" to give me my ounce. Since I'm in a hurry I just stick the ounce in my console and leave. I'm off! I head directly to the highway thinking I need to make good time here because when me and my boy play madden, it's an alllll night thing, and i want to get started asap. It's about 8 o'clock already and I wanted to be on the highway by 730. When I merge onto the highway it's in a 55 zone, although it increases to 65 after a few miles. I immediately get into the left lane and start moving right along at about 75. Well, after being on the road for only about 3 minutes some car comes flying up behind me. It kind of pisses me off because I'm going 75 and this dude is like on my jock. So I look in front of me and there is a stretch of cars for a while in the right lane, and I decide since the dude behind me is a douche (lol, everyone on the road is a douche you know?) I'm sure as hell not going to slow down just to get in the right lane behind an 18 wheeler, just to let the bastard pass, then proceed to get right behind him. The car behind me starts to get closer so I creep up to about 81-82 until I finally get ahead of the 18wheeler that is the leader in the pack of cars in the right lane. I turn on the turn signal and get in the right lane and at this point we're going around 80-83. Well don't you know it douchey mcdouchenstien gets right next to me in the left lane and stays next to me. I look over and it's a fucking cop car and the pig is looking right at me! I ALMOST SWERVED OFF THE FUCKING HIGHWAY! I look down at my speedometer, 80mph, and I look back over at the cop and look right in his eyes. I know EXACTLY what he is doing because I learned it from watching that former cops' DON'T GET CAUGHT tapes, you guys know what I'm talking about. The cop is out patrolling for people with drugs, no doubt in my mind. I think to myself, well, this is it. I begin to decelerate to 75, 70, and he just keeps moving right along. Somehow, some way, the mother fucker decided not to pull me over. He had me dead to rights, going 80 in a 55 for over a minute. I couldn't believe it. Could NOT believe it. I attribute me not being pulled over to 1. By some MIRACLE I wasn't blasting rap music, something I allllllwaaaayyyyys do on the highway. 2. I had my glasses on, and since he was profiling me, the glasses no doubt gave me a more goody-goody look. I only wear them in class and when driving, and I rarely wear them when driving. 3. I had my seatbelt on. 4. I looked him right in the eyes and did not look afraid to be pulled over because I had an ounce sitting 6 inches to my right in the console. 5. I'm a lucky ass motherfucker. 6. The cop was looking for drugs, not speeders, and he did an awful profile job on me. Truly a miracle in my eyes. It was like every little piece came together in that very moment. And no I don't think it was the cop being nice, there is not a shadow of a doubt in my mind that dude would've pulled me over had he known what was sitting in my console. __________________

#2 (permalink) 02-28-2008, 11:17 PM
paint_u_dgt The one that got away Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: You'll never find me you fascist Fuckers Posts: 202	he could have been off duty and headed to the crib to thank god he didn't get you. __________________ Any posts made by me on this forum represent only my opinions and are not intended to be and should not be taken literally. I do not condone using any of the information I post to be used for any illegal activity of any kind by anyone anywhere at any time. Any referrals to anything illegal made by me are purely hypothetical and/or fictional.

#3 (permalink) 02-28-2008, 11:26 PM
FrostAie FrostAie Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Various Corn Fields Of Northwest Ohio Posts: 1,129	i think you freaked out even if you got pulled over if you wernt smoking in the car and it didnt reak you would of only been fucked if u gave up consent for him to search you prolly would of only got a ticket

#4 (permalink) 02-28-2008, 11:45 PM
nushaganazad Registered User Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: BC baby! Posts: 3,660	good read but not as intense as it should have been with the whole build up of i swear im not bullshitting you thing. Im sure this has happened to most of us

#5 (permalink) 02-28-2008, 11:57 PM
Wismoker14 Banned Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Wisconsin Posts: 274	That's a pretty cool story man, I believe that your're not bullshitting. I've sped past a cop going 45 over before, the speed limit had just changed though. He was just getting off the interstate though so I doubt he hit me with his radar, he wasn't parked for speeders or anything. I was doing 70 when it just turned into a 25.

#6 (permalink) 02-29-2008, 12:01 AM
MobiusStrip Asleep Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: I really have no fuckin clue man. Posts: 139	Theres been a bunch of "the cop was real lax about stuff" stories here lately. I wonder what the deal is?

#10 (permalink) 02-29-2008, 01:11 AM
rubbsled Mighty Pirate Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Upstate NY Posts: 458	he probably really wanted to pull you over but had to be somewhere else quick, like another call or something.

#11 (permalink) 02-29-2008, 01:18 AM
panda123 Registered User Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 183	Only traffic cops will pull you over

#12 (permalink) 02-29-2008, 01:49 AM
primetime21335 Registered User Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 1,365	^ huh? what do you mean only traffic cops? a cop is a cop. if he's looking for drugs he's definitely going to pull you over. __________________

#13 (permalink) 02-29-2008, 02:59 AM
panda123 Registered User Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 183	I wrecked my car and had to go to a police driving school and the cops said that not all cops are looking to give tickets some are used for 911 calls and such

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#15 (permalink) 02-29-2008, 04:12 AM
Marylandtoker Registered User Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 69	A lot of cops dont care if they are off duty i have been doing 85 in a 65 and a state cop flew by me.